Celebrity

“If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it.” – Jonathan Winters

Officials in Germany confiscated pop star Justin Bieber’s monkey after the singer tried to bring the animal into the country without the required documents.

Ever wonder where your tax dollars go? The answer may include glossy 8”x10” portraits of the prime minister’s cats.

Celebrities: They like to ruin other people’s photos just as much as you do.

“One Matt Damon, No Cup.”

Hulk Hogan made appearances earlier on Howard Stern and the Today Show where he spoke about the release of his sex tape.

Mila Kunis trashed Republicans, calling them “pro-Jesus and anti-woman… and ill-informed”, while confessing her love for Obama. Don’t hold back, Mila.

Rumor Patrol: Banderas and Griffith are kaput.