Celebrities

No word yet on whether Goldblum was arrested for stalking PayPal, but I presume those charges are coming.

The Octomom has a Xanax addiction. That’s as surprising as when Amy Winehouse died. What? Too soon?

Katt Williams can be one funny guy – unless you’re a heckler.

She says he dosed her with MDMA and admitted it in a recorded phone call.

The well-worn Aerosmith front man was so disoriented he didn’t know what show he was on.

The woman beater is also a racist. Anyone surprised?

When your hoo-hah is worth $25,000 a night, you need to keep it in tip-top shape.

Hulk squares with his best bud but is still looking to pile-drive Gawker to the tune of $100 million.

He missed the sign that said “If you’re not Tom Cruise, prepare to die.”

Rod the Bod talks bodily fluid legends with Katie Couric.

Lil Wayne was apparently at the hospital for several hours, but is “doing better.”

And they are never, ever, ever getting back together.

Twitter is the world talking to its self, and some people only have hilarious things to say.