You’ll probably never read that headline again, but it sums up this clip perfectly. We get it, Jim, you’ve got a thing for Emma, but there are other ways to go about showing that love without making a complete “ass” of yourself.

How many pee puns can Anderson Cooper fit into one story? A lot. But it’s one too many and the host breaks out into a school girl giggle fit.

You wouldn’t know it, but the cast of Jersey Shore was carefully selected and many Hollywood hopefuls didn’t make the cut. Not just anyone can fill the shoes of Snooki ya know.

Okay, Jimmy’s not really pregnant, but Jessica Alba is, and that’s far less disturbing. Jessica decided to take Jimmy down to her birthing class so he could learn all about the miracle of birth. And make a complete mockery of it.

For some reason I have the sudden urge to punch a bad guy, then jump off an exploding dock in slow motion. Anybody else?

Fabio owns 200 motorcycles? I have to say, I did not see that coming. Does this mean we have to take it easy on him now?

Straight from the Heavy vault, the King of All Media unleashes his radio goons to capture the Superficial Friends.

This video was nominated for a Webby Award back in ’08 for best viral video, and it’s still pretty catchy three years later. Put on those dancing shoes, O’Reilly is droppin’ beats.

Kenny Powers is the new CEO of K-Swiss and things are gonna be run a little differently from now on. That’s right, Kenny “Motherf$%king” Powers just rewrote the business game.

I can appreciate a good street joke as much as the next guy, but throw in some creative animation and it becomes that much cooler.