Celebrities

  1. Sarah Palin’s Facebook Updates… Of The Future!

    Republican vice-Presidential candidate and ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin’s Facebook page has been a gathering ground for the conservative Right to keep in touch with their lady…

    September 28, 2009
  2. Pink Is Terrifying

    UGH. Sparkly Pink fa-gina. I thought Lady Gaga was supposed to be the hermaphrodite, not Pink. Regardless, Pink shows off far too much of her cooter and her surprisingly muscly arm…

    September 22, 2009
  3. Kanyegate Rolls On

    How great is the ongoing humiliation of Kanye West? Nary a day after his VMA meltdown, the image macros are flying hot and heavy. Hell, there’s even a whole blog for them at kanyeg…

    September 15, 2009
  4. Breaking: Jessica Simpson’s Dog Eaten By Coyote

    BREAKING: JESSICA SIMPSON’S DOG EATEN BY COYOTE. SEE HER HORRIFIED TWEET ABOUT IT AFTER THE BREAK. She offered a reward. For her dog. That was taken by a coyote “right in front of …

    September 15, 2009
  5. Kanye West Comments On Patrick Swayze’s Death

    Yo Patrick Swayze I know you just died and all and imma let you finish, but Michael jackson’s death was the best one of this year.

    September 15, 2009
  6. Kanye West’s Douchiest Moments

    Let’s face it – last night at the Video Music Awards wasn’t the first time that Kanye West made an ass of himself. Or the second time. Or the… never mind. At this point he is as …

    September 14, 2009
  7. 5 Rules Of Celebrity Twitterquette

    Yes, we know, Mr. or Mrs. Big Celeb, Twitter is just such a great way to show your fans that you’re real people. But you’ve got to dial it down a notch. Celebrities are making asse…

    September 11, 2009
  8. World’s First Internet Impersonator Impersonates Celebrity Chef

    My name is Andrew Wallace, and I have a gift. A strange and powerful gift. You see, I am the world’s first Internet Impersonator – able to masterfully mimic the online conver…

    September 2, 2009
  9. What’s Wrong With This Woman?

    You and I both know what’s wrong with this woman – it’s Lady Gaga, bizarrely-dressed electro-pop superstar and alleged hermaphrodite. But I wanted to know what America thought – th…

    August 28, 2009
  10. What’s Wrong With This Woman?

    You and I both know what’s wrong with this woman – she’s Lindsay Lohan. But I wanted to go to the greatest doctors in the world, the American people, and ask them. I took a nationw…

    August 21, 2009
  11. Five Reasons Sarah Palin Is Moving To Montana

    1. Largest grizzly bear population in the lower 48 means good eatin’. 2. Put some space between her and Russia.3. Too many black people in Alaska.4. Wants Miley Cyrus’s autograph…..

    August 17, 2009
  12. Five Things Steven Seagal Must Do Now

    Armwrestle Dick Cheney / partial robot / cyborg Dick Cheney. Swim through an Olympic-size pool of Vicks Vapo-Rub to save a little girl (little girl can be blind for amped-up drama …

    August 6, 2009
  13. Weird Al Interviews Ozzy Osbourne

    In anticipation of Ozzy’s ‘Scream Tour’ with fellow rock icon Slash, we did some snooping around and found this classic interview spoof between funny man Weird Al and the prince of…

    January 17, 2009