Celebrities

This woman is one of Barack Obama’s most dedicated enemies, eating up airtime on whatever channel will have her to advance her demented conspiracy theories about the facts of his b…

Some of the craziest things he’s said include that Rhodes Scholars are tools of the New World Order, stem cell research is murder, and multiple anti-semitic slurs to a cop who was …

Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…

So big ups, Usain Bolt – you’re the fastest dude on Earth and you choose to celebrate by adopting a baby cheetah named Lightning Bolt. That is an awesome name for an awesome animal…

Oh, man, celebrities and Halloween. The one day that they feel comfortable dressing even stupider than they usually do. In this feature, I’ll share some of the most douchebaggy of …

There’s a ton of buzz on the blogosphere about the possible existence of a Michael Jackson autopsy picture. Well, guess what: there is one, and Heavy.com has it. We broke into the …

So Hollywood’s favorite trainwreck, the formerly hot Lindsay Lohan, was in the news this week – first, her Dad told the media that he figured she’d be dead in a year, which is I th…

I can (and WILL) only believe he did this on purpose…

Everybody knows by now the grisly details of Hulk Hogan’s new autobiography, My Life Outside The Ring – his near-suicide attempt, his family tragedies, and his tribulations in the …

This is horrible. No, not using postmortem footage of Chris Farley to shill DirecTV – I’m talking about David Spade still being alive. In a just world, the instant he put his penis…

Kanye West and Karl Lagerfeld – two extremely outspoken individuals, both at the top of their respective fields, and both wearing absolutely idiotic sunglasses. But can you tell th…

So, with Oprah Winfrey in the news once more for a trashy sexual harrassment lawsuit by Corinne Gerhls, a flight attendant on the Big O’s private plane, we thought that it would be…

So the big news on the Twitter-watching front is that Tila Tequila, the woman Myspace made famous for her giant E.T. head and fake-ass titties, threatened to off herself on October…

Yo, Barack- I’m really happy for you and I’m gonna let you finish, but Mahatma Ghandi was one of the most peaceable dudes of all time. Of all time!

Mike Tyson and Megan Fox – both were in the hottest movies of the Summer (The Hangover and Transformers 2, in case you forgot) and both are batcrap crazy. So we decided to make a l…