Celebrities
Between Two Ferns With Conan O’Brien & Andy Richter
With The Hangover making him a real live movie star and Bored To Death making him a real live TV star, it’s easy to forget that Zach Galifinakis is still making hilariously awkward…
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November 17, 2009CommentTrainwreck 100: Vincent Gallo
This notorious New York City trashbag is one of the biggest egomaniacs in the movie industry, which is saying a hell of a lot.
comedy
November 17, 2009Lindsay Lohan Does Coke In A Bathroom
Okay, so does this make all of our “Tee-hee, Lindsay Lohan does cocaine” jokes obsolete? The starlet was filmed over the weekend actually doing coke with socialite scumdumpster Bra…
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November 16, 2009Trainwreck 100: Carrie Prejean
Having a sex tape isn’t enough to get you on the Trainwreck 100 – if we honored every D-lister who videotaped themselves doing the dirty bird, we’d have to do a Trainwreck 1000.
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November 16, 2009Michael Jackson’s Robot Duplicate Feature List
So the latest madness from the grave of Michael Jackson is that the crazed popstar had grand plans for a robot duplicate of himself to be made from insanely detailed 3-D full-body …
comedy
November 13, 2009Trainwreck 100: Spencer Pratt
Sporting a pubic beard and a perpetual smirk, he’s the most hated man on TV right now, and he loves it.
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November 13, 2009Carrie Prejean Flips Out On Larry King
Oh my god, this woman. Right after telling the world “Sarah Palin is my hero,” she has a hilarious on-air freakout, rips out her microphone and storms off the set. This is so great…
comedy
November 12, 2009Britney’s Twitter Hacked
So for a brief spell this morning, Britney Spears’ official Twitter account was chock full of Satan worship. You know, that might not actually be a bad career choice for her – the …
comedy
November 12, 2009Trainwreck 100: Plaxico Burress
Athletics is a fine avocation for a total trainwreck – no matter how horrible a human being you may be, it’s all forgiven when you throw a game-winning pass or slam a home run ov…
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November 12, 2009Trainwreck 100: Joe Francis
Today’s Trainwreck 100 inductee is a self-made man who has built a multi-million dollar media empire upon the shattered dignity of thousands of wasted college students.
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November 11, 2009Sammy Sosa’s Skin Condition Is Worse Than We Thought
So the Internet was shocked to see a photograph of former Chicago Cubs legend Sammy Sosa looking a little more honky than we were used to. Sosa had his share of scandals when he wa…
comedy
November 10, 2009How Did Nicolas Cage Go Broke?
So the Internet is abuzz by the hilarious news that Nicolas Cage, the worst actor of our generation, is flat broke, with six million dollars of unpaid taxes and a two million dolla…
comedy
November 10, 2009Trainwreck 100: Tara Reid
The pressure of being just another Hollywood also-ran drove her to serious alcohol abuse and idiotic plastic surgery, and what was once a bubbly, baby-faced blonde was transformed …
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November 10, 2009Trainwreck 100: Nicolas Cage
One of the busiest actors in Hollywood, a man who has been in literally dozens of huge-earning movies, is now completely broke. He’s had to sell his castle in Germany, for God’s sa…
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November 9, 2009Trainwreck 100: Bobby Brown
He married and divorced one of the most famous singers in the world, dragging her down into an abyss of drug abuse and reality TV.
comedy
November 6, 2009