Celebrities

  1. Between Two Ferns With Conan O’Brien & Andy Richter

    With The Hangover making him a real live movie star and Bored To Death making him a real live TV star, it’s easy to forget that Zach Galifinakis is still making hilariously awkward…

    November 17, 2009
  2. Trainwreck 100: Vincent Gallo

    This notorious New York City trashbag is one of the biggest egomaniacs in the movie industry, which is saying a hell of a lot.

    November 17, 2009
  3. Lindsay Lohan Does Coke In A Bathroom

    Okay, so does this make all of our “Tee-hee, Lindsay Lohan does cocaine” jokes obsolete? The starlet was filmed over the weekend actually doing coke with socialite scumdumpster Bra…

    November 16, 2009
  4. Trainwreck 100: Carrie Prejean

    Having a sex tape isn’t enough to get you on the Trainwreck 100 – if we honored every D-lister who videotaped themselves doing the dirty bird, we’d have to do a Trainwreck 1000.

    November 16, 2009
  5. Michael Jackson’s Robot Duplicate Feature List

    So the latest madness from the grave of Michael Jackson is that the crazed popstar had grand plans for a robot duplicate of himself to be made from insanely detailed 3-D full-body …

    November 13, 2009
  6. Trainwreck 100: Spencer Pratt

    Sporting a pubic beard and a perpetual smirk, he’s the most hated man on TV right now, and he loves it.

    November 13, 2009
  7. Carrie Prejean Flips Out On Larry King

    Oh my god, this woman. Right after telling the world “Sarah Palin is my hero,” she has a hilarious on-air freakout, rips out her microphone and storms off the set. This is so great…

    November 12, 2009
  8. Britney’s Twitter Hacked

    So for a brief spell this morning, Britney Spears’ official Twitter account was chock full of Satan worship. You know, that might not actually be a bad career choice for her – the …

    November 12, 2009
  9. Trainwreck 100: Plaxico Burress

    Athletics is a fine avocation for a total trainwreck – no matter how horrible a human being you may be, it’s all forgiven when you throw a game-winning pass or slam a home run ov…

    November 12, 2009
  10. Trainwreck 100: Joe Francis

    Today’s Trainwreck 100 inductee is a self-made man who has built a multi-million dollar media empire upon the shattered dignity of thousands of wasted college students.

    November 11, 2009
  11. Sammy Sosa’s Skin Condition Is Worse Than We Thought

    So the Internet was shocked to see a photograph of former Chicago Cubs legend Sammy Sosa looking a little more honky than we were used to. Sosa had his share of scandals when he wa…

    November 10, 2009
  12. How Did Nicolas Cage Go Broke?

    So the Internet is abuzz by the hilarious news that Nicolas Cage, the worst actor of our generation, is flat broke, with six million dollars of unpaid taxes and a two million dolla…

    November 10, 2009
  13. Trainwreck 100: Tara Reid

    The pressure of being just another Hollywood also-ran drove her to serious alcohol abuse and idiotic plastic surgery, and what was once a bubbly, baby-faced blonde was transformed …

    November 10, 2009
  14. Trainwreck 100: Nicolas Cage

    One of the busiest actors in Hollywood, a man who has been in literally dozens of huge-earning movies, is now completely broke. He’s had to sell his castle in Germany, for God’s sa…

    November 9, 2009
  15. Trainwreck 100: Bobby Brown

    He married and divorced one of the most famous singers in the world, dragging her down into an abyss of drug abuse and reality TV.

    November 6, 2009