Celebrities

  1. Jesse Ventura Flips Out On Opie & Anthony

    Former governor Jesse Ventura was on Opie & Anthony to promote the show and talk about conspiracies. Things got heated between Ventura and Jim Norton to the point where Jesse threw…

    December 2, 2009
  2. Trainwreck 100: Britney Spears

    Over the last year, this notorious trainwreck has been pretty dormant, but at the height of her insanity she burned brighter and crazier than anyone I’ve ever seen.

    December 2, 2009
  3. Trainwreck 100: DMX

    After his breakthrough album dropped in 1998, this MC embarked on a career of crime that would make Al Capone blush – stabbings! Animal cruelty! Claiming to be a federal agent!

    December 1, 2009
  4. Chinese News Recreates Tiger Woods Crash With The Sims

    Okay, China? I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but if this is a regular thing you’re doing, using The Sims to do re-enactments of things for your news programs? I’d lik…

    December 1, 2009
  5. Trainwreck 100: Tila Tequila

    Being famous for a willingness to take your clothes off isn’t an occupation that requires a good deal of mental stability, but this trainwreck has taken that dictum and drove it ri…

    November 30, 2009
  6. Shocking Material Cut From Sarah Palin’s Book

    Sarah Palin’s new memoir, Going Rogue, has produced plenty of controversy in the short time that it has been available. But what most people don’t know is that the final product is…

    November 29, 2009
  7. Tiger Woods’ Accident: The Black Box

    So by now we’ve all heard that Tiger Woods crashed his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree early Friday morning. But what the news media isn’t telling you is that the black box from…

    November 28, 2009
  8. Trainwreck 100: Vince McMahon

    Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…

    November 25, 2009
  9. Patton Oswalt – Christmas Shoes

    Hilarious bit from the always dependable Patton Oswalt made even better with swank animation.

    November 24, 2009
  10. Let’s Make Up Some Stuff About Adam Lambert

    So the world is buzzing about the wacky on-stage antics of American Idol second-placer Adam Lambert at the American Music Awards this weekend – apparently he pretended to hump some…

    November 24, 2009
  11. Trainwreck 100: Glenn Beck

    Today’s trainwreck has become the most successful spokesman for the far right by dint of having absolutely no compunctions about pandering to the xenophobic core.

    November 24, 2009
  12. Trainwreck 100: Pacman Jones

    We return once again to the world of professional sports for today’s trainwreck, but this one takes detours into areas even less savory, such as professional wrestling.

    November 23, 2009
  13. Trainwreck 100: Kanye West

    Just because you’re a trainwreck doesn’t mean you don’t have talent – today’s pick is one of the most respected MCs and producers in the hip-hop game today.

    November 20, 2009
  14. Trainwreck 100: Jessica Sierra

    Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…

    November 19, 2009
  15. Trainwreck 100: Anne Heche

    Being a lesbian in Hollywood must be a tough row to hoe – but how about being a lesbian who was abducted by aliens?

    November 18, 2009