Celebrities
Jesse Ventura Flips Out On Opie & Anthony
Former governor Jesse Ventura was on Opie & Anthony to promote the show and talk about conspiracies. Things got heated between Ventura and Jim Norton to the point where Jesse threw…
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December 2, 2009CommentTrainwreck 100: Britney Spears
Over the last year, this notorious trainwreck has been pretty dormant, but at the height of her insanity she burned brighter and crazier than anyone I’ve ever seen.
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December 2, 2009Trainwreck 100: DMX
After his breakthrough album dropped in 1998, this MC embarked on a career of crime that would make Al Capone blush – stabbings! Animal cruelty! Claiming to be a federal agent!
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December 1, 2009Chinese News Recreates Tiger Woods Crash With The Sims
Okay, China? I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but if this is a regular thing you’re doing, using The Sims to do re-enactments of things for your news programs? I’d lik…
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December 1, 2009Trainwreck 100: Tila Tequila
Being famous for a willingness to take your clothes off isn’t an occupation that requires a good deal of mental stability, but this trainwreck has taken that dictum and drove it ri…
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November 30, 2009Shocking Material Cut From Sarah Palin’s Book
Sarah Palin’s new memoir, Going Rogue, has produced plenty of controversy in the short time that it has been available. But what most people don’t know is that the final product is…
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November 29, 2009Tiger Woods’ Accident: The Black Box
So by now we’ve all heard that Tiger Woods crashed his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree early Friday morning. But what the news media isn’t telling you is that the black box from…
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November 28, 2009Trainwreck 100: Vince McMahon
Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…
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November 25, 2009Patton Oswalt – Christmas Shoes
Hilarious bit from the always dependable Patton Oswalt made even better with swank animation.
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November 24, 2009Let’s Make Up Some Stuff About Adam Lambert
So the world is buzzing about the wacky on-stage antics of American Idol second-placer Adam Lambert at the American Music Awards this weekend – apparently he pretended to hump some…
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November 24, 2009Trainwreck 100: Glenn Beck
Today’s trainwreck has become the most successful spokesman for the far right by dint of having absolutely no compunctions about pandering to the xenophobic core.
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November 24, 2009Trainwreck 100: Pacman Jones
We return once again to the world of professional sports for today’s trainwreck, but this one takes detours into areas even less savory, such as professional wrestling.
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November 23, 2009Trainwreck 100: Kanye West
Just because you’re a trainwreck doesn’t mean you don’t have talent – today’s pick is one of the most respected MCs and producers in the hip-hop game today.
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November 20, 2009Trainwreck 100: Jessica Sierra
Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…
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November 19, 2009Trainwreck 100: Anne Heche
Being a lesbian in Hollywood must be a tough row to hoe – but how about being a lesbian who was abducted by aliens?
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November 18, 2009