Celebrities
Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline
People Magazine recently ran a very disturbing story about The Hills bimbo Heidi Montag and her senses-shattering ten plastic surgeries in one day. Montag, a Trainwreck 100 inducte…
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January 21, 2010CommentConan O’Brien Spends $1.5 Million
So in an awesome display of passive-aggressiveness, Conan O’Brien bought a Bugatti Veyron with NBC’s money and then topped it off by playing the master recording to “Satisfaction” …
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January 21, 2010The Worst Talk Show Hosts Of All Time
Yes, Jay Leno is bad. Awful, really. Just really, really terrible. A monster of human being, really. An unfunny monster. But we didn’t come here to disparage Mr. Leno, no matter ho…
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January 20, 2010Chinese News CGI Explains Conan Vs Leno
Oh, man. Because the Chinese news did such a good job with their CGI re-enaction of the Tiger Woods scandal, they’ve done it again with this amazing clip explaining the Leno / Cona…
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January 19, 2010Trainwreck 100: Janice Dickinson
Wearing outfits that would be scandalous on a younger woman but are merely disturbing on a lady of 54, Janice is a terror wherever she appears.
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January 19, 2010Trainwreck 100: Gallagher
As he’s aged, he’s grown more and more bitter, publicly slagging comics like Robin Williams and Jim Carrey because they’re rich and he’s renting a condo.
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January 18, 2010Trainwreck 100: Sarah Palin
When John McCain announced that the Alaska governor was his pick for Vice President, the nation let loose a collective “WTF?”
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January 14, 2010Heavy.com’s Swarovski Crystal Crotch Designs
So everybody’s talking about that big-titted B-lister Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Bedazzled crotch – apparently the new thing to do is, after you get waxed, have your stylist Beda…
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January 14, 2010Trainwreck 100: Heidi Montag
his self-described “plastic surgery addict” recently had ten surgeries in a day
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January 13, 2010Trainwreck 100: Alex Jones
Conspiracy theorists are, by nature, a less than stable bunch. It takes a very special kind of mind to believe that the moon landing was faked or JFK is still alive somewhere.
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January 12, 2010What I Think Of These People: Jersey Shore
Pop culture: it moves so fast, it can put your eye out. And for an old dude like myself, who remembers grunge music and when Heroes was good, it can be hard to keep track of what’s…
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January 12, 2010Trainwreck 100: Richard Quest
His day job is a host and newscaster for CNN, but he was arrested in 2008 wandering around Central Park high on crystal meth with a rope tied around his dinger.
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January 11, 2010Trainwreck 100: Sharon Stone
When it was time to make Basic Instinct 2 some 13 years later, she got into reported fights with the producers over wanting to show more leathery old nudity in the flick.
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January 8, 2010Exclusive Interview With Kate Gosselin’s New Weave
Observers of people who suck were doing all sorts of commenting on Kate Gosselin’s new hairdo today, as the mother of eight and former reality TV star did a photoshoot for People …
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January 7, 2010Trainwreck 100: Tiger Woods
It can all change in the blink of an eye – one minute you’re on top of the world, the next you’re in the Trainwreck 100.
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January 6, 2010