Celebrities
  1. I can (and WILL) only believe he did this on purpose…

    October 28, 2009
  2. Everybody knows by now the grisly details of Hulk Hogan’s new autobiography, My Life Outside The Ring – his near-suicide attempt, his family tragedies, and his tribulations in the ring. But, in my weekly dumpster dive outside St. Martin’s Press, I found some manuscript pages that look…

    October 28, 2009
  3. This is horrible. No, not using postmortem footage of Chris Farley to shill DirecTV – I’m talking about David Spade still being alive. In a just world, the instant he put his penis into Heather Locklear he would have burst into into flame and rocketed straight to hell.

    October 26, 2009
  4. Kanye West and Karl Lagerfeld – two extremely outspoken individuals, both at the top of their respective fields, and both wearing absolutely idiotic sunglasses. But can you tell them apart? I mean, not by looking at them, obviously, but by their quotes?Play our little game and…

    October 15, 2009
  5. So, with Oprah Winfrey in the news once more for a trashy sexual harrassment lawsuit by Corinne Gerhls, a flight attendant on the Big O’s private plane, we thought that it would be an applicable time to share this utterly bizarre video of Winfrey pissing for ten straight minutes…

    October 12, 2009
  6. So the big news on the Twitter-watching front is that Tila Tequila, the woman Myspace made famous for her giant E.T. head and fake-ass titties, threatened to off herself on October 8th, in less than 140 characters. To quote: “I am going to kill myself cuz…

    October 12, 2009
  7. Yo, Barack- I’m really happy for you and I’m gonna let you finish, but Mahatma Ghandi was one of the most peaceable dudes of all time. Of all time!

    October 9, 2009
  8. Mike Tyson and Megan Fox – both were in the hottest movies of the Summer (The Hangover and Transformers 2, in case you forgot) and both are batcrap crazy. So we decided to make a little game out of their insanity – given 10 quotes from Tyson and Fox, can can you match…

    September 30, 2009
  9. Republican vice-Presidential candidate and ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin’s Facebook page has been a gathering ground for the conservative Right to keep in touch with their lady love. But now we’ve used some proprietary time machine technology to to bring you Palin’s postings…

    September 28, 2009
  10. UGH. Sparkly Pink fa-gina. I thought Lady Gaga was supposed to be the hermaphrodite, not Pink. Regardless, Pink shows off far too much of her cooter and her surprisingly muscly arms. I wasn’t planning on messing with Pink anyway (cause, let’s face it, bitch is crazy)…

    September 22, 2009