Celebrities

  1. George Stephanopoulos Thinks Bill Russell is Morgan Freeman

    George celebrates Martin Luther King Day by failing to distinguish between two African-American legends.

    January 21, 2013
  2. Samuel L. Jackson Won’t Take You Back, Sings Taylor Swift Breakup Song…

    Don’t even bother sending flowers, John Mayer. Samuel L. Jackson ain’t letting any man walk over his heart again.

    January 16, 2013
  3. Shawn Holley, LiLo’s Lawyer: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    It takes a damn good lawyer to save Lindsay Lohan’s sorry ass. Here’s all you need to know about Shawn Holley.

    January 15, 2013
  4. Lindsay Lohan’s FIRED Lawyer Saves Her Ass Again

    As hard as Lindsay tries to end up in jail, her lawyer tries that much harder to keep her out. Even after getting fired.

    January 15, 2013
  5. Charlie Sheen is Going to be a Grandpa

    The Tiger Blood genes are spreading. You have been warned…

    January 15, 2013
  6. BOMBSHELL EVIDENCE: Natalie Wood Was Bruised (Beaten?) Before Drowning

    “…the bruising on the actress’ wrists, knees, and ankles could be more consistent with injuries from an assault than they were from struggling to climb back on a boat.”

    January 14, 2013
  7. Jackie Chan: US is the ‘Most Corrupt’ Country in the World

    Do I understand the words coming out of your mouth, Jackie Chan? No, no I don’t. Because the interview was in Chinese. But translated into English, ohohho now we’re cooking with ga…

    January 12, 2013
  8. Sharon Osbourne & Lady Gaga Catfight in Public-Letter Showdown

    The female members of the Osbourne clan are seriously butting their pretty little heads with Lady Gaga and her “Little Monsters.”

    January 11, 2013
  9. Justin Bieber Sued by Bodyguard—Israeli Soldier ‘Assaulted’ by Biebs…

    This leads us to believe that Bieber would totally own all Israeli army troops.

    January 10, 2013
  10. The 2013 People’s Choice Awards: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    “The Hunger Games” dominated at this year’s People’s Choice Awards with Katy Perry coming in second.

    January 10, 2013
  11. Heavy’s Guide to the Best Celebrity Tumblrs

    Tumblr is the best place to stay informed on your fav celebrities, but traversing it is an adventure unto itself. We’ve got you covered with a treasure map to the best celebrity T…

    January 9, 2013
  12. WATCH: Jimmy Kimmel Live’s 10 Funniest Clips

    Consider this our version of the mixtape in tribute to Jimmy Kimmel’s old time slot. We’ll try not to get too emotional.

    January 9, 2013
  13. Amy Winehouse Died Watching YouTube Videos of Herself & Pounding Vodka

    Amy Winehouse watched Youtube videos of herself the night she died, according to the most recent inquest. What else was she doing, and how did she die?

    January 8, 2013
  14. Lindsay Lohan ‘Screwed Up’ Because Her Dad Allegedly Raped Her Mom

    Linday Lohan’s mother, Dina, is claiming that the actress is so “screwed up” because of a lifetime of witnessing her abusive relationship with her ex-husband.

    January 7, 2013
  15. Al Roker: Itsy-Bitsy Stomach Made Me Sh*t My Pants at White House

    Pros and cons of stapling your stomach: Positive — lost 140 pounds. Negative —shat pants at White House.

    January 7, 2013