Celebrities

  1. Miley Cyrus Cutter Photos: New Slash Marks Signal Self Abuse

    The latest photo of cut marks on Miley Cyrus’ arm is added evidence that the woman-child is self-destructive and out of control.

    July 13, 2012
  2. ‘Green Mile’ Actor Michael Clarke Duncan Has Heart Attack 3 Years Afte…

    Michael Clarke Duncan, known for his work in “Sin City” and “Green Mile,” has been hospitalized after a cardiac arrest.

    July 13, 2012
  3. Shrinking Stars: We Diagnose Baldwin, Sheen, Cruise & 7 More Insane Ce…

    What would Freud say about Charlie Sheen, Alec Baldwin, Christian Bale, Mel Gibson, Russell Crowe, Tom Cruise, Bill O’Reilly, Michele Bachmann, Ann Coulter, and Randy Quaid?

    July 12, 2012
  4. See Madonna & Angelina Grossly Bloated by Binge Boozing with Time Mach…

    What would Madonna and Angelina Jolie look like after 10 years of martinis?

    July 10, 2012
  5. Bowie & Jagger Were Gay Lovers, Says Book; No S#%t, Says Everyone

    With new details of Bowie and Jagger’s alleged romp, let’s revisit the video for “Dancing in the Street.”

    July 10, 2012
  6. Of Course Cruise & Holmes Divorce Settled Fast: It Was Prearranged

    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ divorce is already settled. Maybe that’s because the details of the divorce were already spelled out in the original contract of their sham marriage!

    July 9, 2012
  7. Why ‘Fat’ Kate Upton Will Go Down as a Feminist Icon

    How does spilling one’s hooters all over the internet to the drooling delight of the male masses further the cause of American women everywhere and forever? Read on.

    July 8, 2012
  8. The Top 5 ‘Matlock’ Theme Hip-Hop Remixes

    With the sad news of Andy Griffith’s death, its time to enjoy the top 5 hip-hop remixes of the theme song to his hit show Matlock.

    July 3, 2012
  9. Andy Griffith R.I.P. at 86

    Legendary TV and film actor Andy Griffith passed away this morning at the age of 86. TV reruns just won’t be the same anymore…

    July 3, 2012
  10. Shut Up, Kathy Griffin—You Already Outed Anderson Cooper

    Loudmouth Kathy Griffin’s pious BS about protecting Anderson Cooper’s gay identity falls flat after she used his closeted orientation as a source for material in her lame standup.

    July 3, 2012
  11. Anderson Cooper Has Bigger Balls Than Tom Cruise Does

    Anderson Cooper has revealed: “The fact is, I’m gay.” He clearly has bigger balls than Tom Cruise.

    July 2, 2012
  12. It’s Time for Tom Cruise to Admit He’s Gay

    With the not-so-shocking news of of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ divorce, it’s time for his sham of pretending to be a straight dude with a gorgeous lady on his arm every time he w…

    June 29, 2012