Celebrities

  1. Censored Excerpts From Hulk Hogan’s Book

    Everybody knows by now the grisly details of Hulk Hogan’s new autobiography, My Life Outside The Ring – his near-suicide attempt, his family tragedies, and his tribulations in the …

    October 28, 2009
  2. The Wrong Guy Died

    This is horrible. No, not using postmortem footage of Chris Farley to shill DirecTV – I’m talking about David Spade still being alive. In a just world, the instant he put his penis…

    October 26, 2009
  3. Who Said It? Kanye West Or Karl Lagerfeld

    Kanye West and Karl Lagerfeld – two extremely outspoken individuals, both at the top of their respective fields, and both wearing absolutely idiotic sunglasses. But can you tell th…

    October 15, 2009
  4. Oprah Winfrey Pees For Ten Minutes

    So, with Oprah Winfrey in the news once more for a trashy sexual harrassment lawsuit by Corinne Gerhls, a flight attendant on the Big O’s private plane, we thought that it would be…

    October 12, 2009
  5. Tila Tequila’s Still Alive

    So the big news on the Twitter-watching front is that Tila Tequila, the woman Myspace made famous for her giant E.T. head and fake-ass titties, threatened to off herself on October…

    October 12, 2009
  6. Kanye West Comments On Barack Obama’s Nobel Prize Win

    Yo, Barack- I’m really happy for you and I’m gonna let you finish, but Mahatma Ghandi was one of the most peaceable dudes of all time. Of all time!

    October 9, 2009
  7. Who Said It? Megan Fox Or Mike Tyson?

    Mike Tyson and Megan Fox – both were in the hottest movies of the Summer (The Hangover and Transformers 2, in case you forgot) and both are batcrap crazy. So we decided to make a l…

    September 30, 2009
  8. Sarah Palin’s Facebook Updates… Of The Future!

    Republican vice-Presidential candidate and ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin’s Facebook page has been a gathering ground for the conservative Right to keep in touch with their lady…

    September 28, 2009
  9. Pink Is Terrifying

    UGH. Sparkly Pink fa-gina. I thought Lady Gaga was supposed to be the hermaphrodite, not Pink. Regardless, Pink shows off far too much of her cooter and her surprisingly muscly arm…

    September 22, 2009
  10. Kanyegate Rolls On

    How great is the ongoing humiliation of Kanye West? Nary a day after his VMA meltdown, the image macros are flying hot and heavy. Hell, there’s even a whole blog for them at kanyeg…

    September 15, 2009
  11. Breaking: Jessica Simpson’s Dog Eaten By Coyote

    BREAKING: JESSICA SIMPSON’S DOG EATEN BY COYOTE. SEE HER HORRIFIED TWEET ABOUT IT AFTER THE BREAK. She offered a reward. For her dog. That was taken by a coyote “right in front of …

    September 15, 2009
  12. Kanye West Comments On Patrick Swayze’s Death

    Yo Patrick Swayze I know you just died and all and imma let you finish, but Michael jackson’s death was the best one of this year.

    September 15, 2009
  13. Kanye West’s Douchiest Moments

    Let’s face it – last night at the Video Music Awards wasn’t the first time that Kanye West made an ass of himself. Or the second time. Or the… never mind. At this point he is as …

    September 14, 2009
  14. 5 Rules Of Celebrity Twitterquette

    Yes, we know, Mr. or Mrs. Big Celeb, Twitter is just such a great way to show your fans that you’re real people. But you’ve got to dial it down a notch. Celebrities are making asse…

    September 11, 2009
  15. World’s First Internet Impersonator Impersonates Celebrity Chef

    My name is Andrew Wallace, and I have a gift. A strange and powerful gift. You see, I am the world’s first Internet Impersonator – able to masterfully mimic the online conver…

    September 2, 2009