Celebrities

Everybody knows by now the grisly details of Hulk Hogan’s new autobiography, My Life Outside The Ring – his near-suicide attempt, his family tragedies, and his tribulations in the …

This is horrible. No, not using postmortem footage of Chris Farley to shill DirecTV – I’m talking about David Spade still being alive. In a just world, the instant he put his penis…

Kanye West and Karl Lagerfeld – two extremely outspoken individuals, both at the top of their respective fields, and both wearing absolutely idiotic sunglasses. But can you tell th…

So, with Oprah Winfrey in the news once more for a trashy sexual harrassment lawsuit by Corinne Gerhls, a flight attendant on the Big O’s private plane, we thought that it would be…

So the big news on the Twitter-watching front is that Tila Tequila, the woman Myspace made famous for her giant E.T. head and fake-ass titties, threatened to off herself on October…

Yo, Barack- I’m really happy for you and I’m gonna let you finish, but Mahatma Ghandi was one of the most peaceable dudes of all time. Of all time!

Mike Tyson and Megan Fox – both were in the hottest movies of the Summer (The Hangover and Transformers 2, in case you forgot) and both are batcrap crazy. So we decided to make a l…

Republican vice-Presidential candidate and ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin’s Facebook page has been a gathering ground for the conservative Right to keep in touch with their lady…

UGH. Sparkly Pink fa-gina. I thought Lady Gaga was supposed to be the hermaphrodite, not Pink. Regardless, Pink shows off far too much of her cooter and her surprisingly muscly arm…

How great is the ongoing humiliation of Kanye West? Nary a day after his VMA meltdown, the image macros are flying hot and heavy. Hell, there’s even a whole blog for them at kanyeg…

BREAKING: JESSICA SIMPSON’S DOG EATEN BY COYOTE. SEE HER HORRIFIED TWEET ABOUT IT AFTER THE BREAK. She offered a reward. For her dog. That was taken by a coyote “right in front of …

Yo Patrick Swayze I know you just died and all and imma let you finish, but Michael jackson’s death was the best one of this year.

Let’s face it – last night at the Video Music Awards wasn’t the first time that Kanye West made an ass of himself. Or the second time. Or the… never mind. At this point he is as …

Yes, we know, Mr. or Mrs. Big Celeb, Twitter is just such a great way to show your fans that you’re real people. But you’ve got to dial it down a notch. Celebrities are making asse…

My name is Andrew Wallace, and I have a gift. A strange and powerful gift. You see, I am the world’s first Internet Impersonator – able to masterfully mimic the online conver…