Celebrities

Over the last year, this notorious trainwreck has been pretty dormant, but at the height of her insanity she burned brighter and crazier than anyone I’ve ever seen.

After his breakthrough album dropped in 1998, this MC embarked on a career of crime that would make Al Capone blush – stabbings! Animal cruelty! Claiming to be a federal agent!

Okay, China? I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but if this is a regular thing you’re doing, using The Sims to do re-enactments of things for your news programs? I’d lik…

Being famous for a willingness to take your clothes off isn’t an occupation that requires a good deal of mental stability, but this trainwreck has taken that dictum and drove it ri…

Sarah Palin’s new memoir, Going Rogue, has produced plenty of controversy in the short time that it has been available. But what most people don’t know is that the final product is…

So by now we’ve all heard that Tiger Woods crashed his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree early Friday morning. But what the news media isn’t telling you is that the black box from…

Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…

Hilarious bit from the always dependable Patton Oswalt made even better with swank animation.

So the world is buzzing about the wacky on-stage antics of American Idol second-placer Adam Lambert at the American Music Awards this weekend – apparently he pretended to hump some…

Today’s trainwreck has become the most successful spokesman for the far right by dint of having absolutely no compunctions about pandering to the xenophobic core.

We return once again to the world of professional sports for today’s trainwreck, but this one takes detours into areas even less savory, such as professional wrestling.

Just because you’re a trainwreck doesn’t mean you don’t have talent – today’s pick is one of the most respected MCs and producers in the hip-hop game today.

Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…

Being a lesbian in Hollywood must be a tough row to hoe – but how about being a lesbian who was abducted by aliens?

With The Hangover making him a real live movie star and Bored To Death making him a real live TV star, it’s easy to forget that Zach Galifinakis is still making hilariously awkward…