Celebrities

Hilarious bit from the always dependable Patton Oswalt made even better with swank animation.

So the world is buzzing about the wacky on-stage antics of American Idol second-placer Adam Lambert at the American Music Awards this weekend – apparently he pretended to hump some…

Today’s trainwreck has become the most successful spokesman for the far right by dint of having absolutely no compunctions about pandering to the xenophobic core.

We return once again to the world of professional sports for today’s trainwreck, but this one takes detours into areas even less savory, such as professional wrestling.

Just because you’re a trainwreck doesn’t mean you don’t have talent – today’s pick is one of the most respected MCs and producers in the hip-hop game today.

Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…

Being a lesbian in Hollywood must be a tough row to hoe – but how about being a lesbian who was abducted by aliens?

With The Hangover making him a real live movie star and Bored To Death making him a real live TV star, it’s easy to forget that Zach Galifinakis is still making hilariously awkward…

This notorious New York City trashbag is one of the biggest egomaniacs in the movie industry, which is saying a hell of a lot.

Okay, so does this make all of our “Tee-hee, Lindsay Lohan does cocaine” jokes obsolete? The starlet was filmed over the weekend actually doing coke with socialite scumdumpster Bra…

Having a sex tape isn’t enough to get you on the Trainwreck 100 – if we honored every D-lister who videotaped themselves doing the dirty bird, we’d have to do a Trainwreck 1000.

So the latest madness from the grave of Michael Jackson is that the crazed popstar had grand plans for a robot duplicate of himself to be made from insanely detailed 3-D full-body …

Sporting a pubic beard and a perpetual smirk, he’s the most hated man on TV right now, and he loves it.

Oh my god, this woman. Right after telling the world “Sarah Palin is my hero,” she has a hilarious on-air freakout, rips out her microphone and storms off the set. This is so great…

So for a brief spell this morning, Britney Spears’ official Twitter account was chock full of Satan worship. You know, that might not actually be a bad career choice for her – the …