Celebrities

  1. Patton Oswalt – Christmas Shoes

    Hilarious bit from the always dependable Patton Oswalt made even better with swank animation.

    November 24, 2009
  2. Let’s Make Up Some Stuff About Adam Lambert

    So the world is buzzing about the wacky on-stage antics of American Idol second-placer Adam Lambert at the American Music Awards this weekend – apparently he pretended to hump some…

    November 24, 2009
  3. Trainwreck 100: Glenn Beck

    Today’s trainwreck has become the most successful spokesman for the far right by dint of having absolutely no compunctions about pandering to the xenophobic core.

    November 24, 2009
  4. Trainwreck 100: Pacman Jones

    We return once again to the world of professional sports for today’s trainwreck, but this one takes detours into areas even less savory, such as professional wrestling.

    November 23, 2009
  5. Trainwreck 100: Kanye West

    Just because you’re a trainwreck doesn’t mean you don’t have talent – today’s pick is one of the most respected MCs and producers in the hip-hop game today.

    November 20, 2009
  6. Trainwreck 100: Jessica Sierra

    Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…

    November 19, 2009
  7. Trainwreck 100: Anne Heche

    Being a lesbian in Hollywood must be a tough row to hoe – but how about being a lesbian who was abducted by aliens?

    November 18, 2009
  8. Between Two Ferns With Conan O’Brien & Andy Richter

    With The Hangover making him a real live movie star and Bored To Death making him a real live TV star, it’s easy to forget that Zach Galifinakis is still making hilariously awkward…

    November 17, 2009
  9. Trainwreck 100: Vincent Gallo

    This notorious New York City trashbag is one of the biggest egomaniacs in the movie industry, which is saying a hell of a lot.

    November 17, 2009
  10. Lindsay Lohan Does Coke In A Bathroom

    Okay, so does this make all of our “Tee-hee, Lindsay Lohan does cocaine” jokes obsolete? The starlet was filmed over the weekend actually doing coke with socialite scumdumpster Bra…

    November 16, 2009
  11. Trainwreck 100: Carrie Prejean

    Having a sex tape isn’t enough to get you on the Trainwreck 100 – if we honored every D-lister who videotaped themselves doing the dirty bird, we’d have to do a Trainwreck 1000.

    November 16, 2009
  12. Michael Jackson’s Robot Duplicate Feature List

    So the latest madness from the grave of Michael Jackson is that the crazed popstar had grand plans for a robot duplicate of himself to be made from insanely detailed 3-D full-body …

    November 13, 2009
  13. Trainwreck 100: Spencer Pratt

    Sporting a pubic beard and a perpetual smirk, he’s the most hated man on TV right now, and he loves it.

    November 13, 2009
  14. Carrie Prejean Flips Out On Larry King

    Oh my god, this woman. Right after telling the world “Sarah Palin is my hero,” she has a hilarious on-air freakout, rips out her microphone and storms off the set. This is so great…

    November 12, 2009
  15. Britney’s Twitter Hacked

    So for a brief spell this morning, Britney Spears’ official Twitter account was chock full of Satan worship. You know, that might not actually be a bad career choice for her – the …

    November 12, 2009