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  1. Iran Sends Monkey into Space, Trails in Space Race by Just 50 Years

    At least it wasn’t a nuclear monkey.

    January 28, 2013
  2. TRAGIC END: Dolphin Trapped in Squalid Gowanus Canal Dies

    A tragic end as the beautiful mammal succumbs to human filth.

    January 25, 2013
  3. Tina Turner Hands Back Her US Passport to Become Swiss

    So I guess it’s “Zurich City Limits” now?

    January 25, 2013
  4. Exxon Mobil Tops Apple as World’s Most Valuable Company

    Gasoline has finally gotten the upper hand on mobile phones. All is right in the world.

    January 25, 2013
  5. Report: Manti Te’o's Fake Girlfriend’s Voice WAS a Woman

    Well, this explains why those voicemails don’t sound anything like a dude.

    January 25, 2013
  6. Manti Te’o Katie Couric Interview: Top 10 Quotes

    Is this guy full of crap or what? You decide.

    January 24, 2013
  7. HEAR THEM HERE: Manti Te’o's Voicemails from His Fake Girlfriend

    We’ve got the voicemails from Manti Te’o's fake girlfriend, and she sounds … not as fake as we thought.

    January 24, 2013
  8. Manti Te’o Was Fooled by Hoaxer’s Falsetto Voice in Romantic Phone Cal…

    Maybe there’s a role for this guy in the remake of “Tootsie.”

    January 24, 2013
  9. Voice of Charlie Brown Arrested for ‘Threat to Cause Death or Bodily H…

    Good ol’ Charlie Brown is allegedly a bad old man.

    January 23, 2013
  10. Lone Star College Shooting: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    The nation’s latest school shooting is happening at Lone Star college in Houston. Here’s what we know so far.

    January 22, 2013
  11. Beyonce Lip-Synced ‘Star Spangled Banner’ at Inauguration 2013

    Beyonce Knowles lip-synced the National Anthem at President Obama’s second inauguration. Many people had already praised her rendition. The “President’s Own” band didn’t play their…

    January 22, 2013
  12. Suspected Meth Lab in Midtown Apartment Found by NYPD on 54th Street

    Midtown Manhattan is probably one of the worst places to cook crystal meth. Way to go, dude.

    January 22, 2013
  13. WATCH & READ: Obama’s 2nd Inauguration Speech [VIDEO, FULL TEXT]

    “Our journey is not complete until all our children, from the streets of Detroit to the hills of Appalachia to the quiet lanes of Newtown, know that they are cared for, and cherish…

    January 21, 2013
  14. George Stephanopoulos Thinks Bill Russell is Morgan Freeman

    George celebrates Martin Luther King Day by failing to distinguish between two African-American legends.

    January 21, 2013