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At least it wasn’t a nuclear monkey.

A tragic end as the beautiful mammal succumbs to human filth.

So I guess it’s “Zurich City Limits” now?

Gasoline has finally gotten the upper hand on mobile phones. All is right in the world.

Well, this explains why those voicemails don’t sound anything like a dude.

Is this guy full of crap or what? You decide.

We’ve got the voicemails from Manti Te’o's fake girlfriend, and she sounds … not as fake as we thought.

Maybe there’s a role for this guy in the remake of “Tootsie.”

Good ol’ Charlie Brown is allegedly a bad old man.

Welcome to the world, Milan!

The nation’s latest school shooting is happening at Lone Star college in Houston. Here’s what we know so far.

Beyonce Knowles lip-synced the National Anthem at President Obama’s second inauguration. Many people had already praised her rendition. The “President’s Own” band didn’t play their…

Midtown Manhattan is probably one of the worst places to cook crystal meth. Way to go, dude.

“Our journey is not complete until all our children, from the streets of Detroit to the hills of Appalachia to the quiet lanes of Newtown, know that they are cared for, and cherish…

George celebrates Martin Luther King Day by failing to distinguish between two African-American legends.