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Gabby Douglas made history today.

The PG-13 rating of the Total Recall remake wont prevent the full baring of all three boobs. Phew!

A campus “threat assessment team” failed to heed the warnings of killer James Holmes’ psychiatrist.

Iconic author, essayist, playwright, commentator, intellectual celebrity and hard drinker Gore Vidal is dead at age 86.

He’s the only man to win skeet gold in back-to-back Olympics.

Famed singer Tony Martin, known for iconic sappy ballads of the 1950s, has died at 98.

Swiss soccer player Michel Morganella has been expelled from the Olympics over a racist tweet about South Koreans.

An expecting mom shot in the belly survived the Colorado massacre but had a miscarriage. Her fetus will not count as a victim.

A 19-year-old student at Kent State in Ohio has been arrested after a tweet that said he would “shoot up” the campus.

Chick-fil-A’s public relations VP has died amid the PR nightmare surrounding the company’s stance on gay marriage.

The rape jokes worked out so well for Tosh that Dane thought he’d tap into the whole recent-mass-murder thing.

A suspect allegedly planning his version of the Dark Knight Rises Massacre has been apprehended in Maryland.

The parents of the man charged for killing unarmed Florida teenager Trayvon Martin have launched a website and are asking for donations.

An 18-year-old who hacked emails of Tony Blair has been sentenced to six months in jail.

A jail worker couldn’t believe his ears when the madman asked him about the film’s ending.