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Arnold’s new tell-all reveals juicy details about how Maria Shriver busted him for knocking up the maid.

Better late than never, right? REDRUM!

You never saw Tolstoy or Fitzgerald promoting their books with a music video, but then again, they’re not Dave Hill. Whether or not Dave’s book, Tasteful Nudes actually ha…

It’s not often the Internet throws us a parody of Jay-Z and Kanye West’s “Ni**as in Paris” that references Tolstoy and Shakespeare – in fact, this is probably the only time. Yo…

Unicorns have been masquerading as noble and mystical creatures for far too long, and C.W. Moss is calling them out for the jerks they really are.

When the girls of Rick’s Cabaret invited us over for a reading of Baba Booey’s book, “They Call Me Baba Booey”, we didn’t have to think twice about going. Strippers and Baba Booey,…

Samuel L. Jackson feels for the weary parents out there with children who just won’t go to sleep. So, he’s taken it upon himself to read your kids a bedtime story and tell them to …

If you’re looking for an educational way to corrupt your inner child, this is your best bet.

Want to warp your kid’s brain? Try giving them one of these terrifying tomes.

Chuck Palahniuk may have authored modern classics like Fight Club, but some of his books never make it past the publisher’s desk. Here’s five of his weirdest failures.

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Finally, a book I actually can use.

Check out today’s funny picture, in which an enterprising bookstore owner re-arranges a few titles to make an embarrassing display for Clint Eastwood.

What the heck is wrong with kids, these day? Violent video games? Sexy movies? Satanic music? Drugs? Sexy drug music? There’s certainly enough blame to go around, but there’s one p…