Barack Obama

  1. ‘I Ain’t Racist’: Footballer Who Called Obama N-Word Says Sorry for Tw…

    But where will the University of North Alabama find another walk-on long snapper?

    December 18, 2012
  2. Donald Trump Actually Just Said Something Nice about Obama

    Donald Trump, normally Barack Obama’s loudest critic, has given him rare praise after the Sandy Hook shooting.

    December 17, 2012
  3. Vladimir Putin Sends Condolences to Obama Over Sandy Hook Massacre

    Even to a man like Vladimir Putin, the Sandy Hook Massacre is a tragedy on an unimaginable scale.

    December 15, 2012
  4. Glenn Beck Dunks Obama Bobblehead in Jar of ‘Piss’

    And you can buy the jar for $25,000.

    November 28, 2012
  5. Obama as Jesus to Go on Display in Boston

    A painting, banned four years ago due to public outrage, has gone on display in Boston – without a single word against it.

    November 28, 2012
  6. Trump Rep Denies Reports His Kids Had an “Obamavention”

    Ever been embarrassed by your dad’s ranting and raving? Try being Donald Trump’s kids.

    November 25, 2012
  7. PHOTO: President Obama and McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed

    Oh hey, Mitt Romney? Barack’s not impressed.

    November 17, 2012
  8. SPIES, LIES & THIGHS: Heavy’s Petraeus Affair Timeline Infographic

    Heavy.com’s definitive Petraeus Affair Timeline Infographic stars all your favorites: Petraeus, Broadwell, Kelley, Obama, Gen. Allen, Shirtless FBI Guy & more.

    November 15, 2012
  9. Susan Rice Not Qualified for Secretary of State: Top 10 Facts You Need…

    Most criticized for her comments on the Benghazi attack, many Republican GOP senators will not back up the decision to make Susan Rice Secretary of State.

    November 15, 2012
  10. Man Arrested After Threatening Obama in a Facebook Status

    Tip: When the Secret Service shows up at your door to question you about threatening the President, you don’t admit to it and tell them you will b**** slap him.

    November 15, 2012
  11. Papa John’s vs. The Internet: The Memes

    Eat at Papa John’s now and you’ve chosen more than just shitty pizza.

    November 14, 2012
  12. The Fiscal Cliff: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know Vol. 2

    Why should you care about the Fiscal Cliff? Because it will screw you out of a ton of money. We break down the numbers.

    November 12, 2012
  13. Paula Broadwell’s Father Says News of Petraeus Affair is “Smokescreen”

    Paula’s father says his daughter is the victim of character assassination and the truth will eventually come out.

    November 11, 2012
  14. FBI Probed Petraeus’ Affair with Journalist, found ‘Sex Under Desk’ Em…

    A new report says Petraeus’ mistress was a journalist, and the FBI was monitoring their steamy emails.

    November 9, 2012
  15. The Fiscal Cliff: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    The complex animal that is the fiscal cliff is really putting a damper on the Obama victory celebration.

    November 9, 2012