Bad Lip Reading

Is it me or is Tom Brady looking for his dog Fido on the field instead of concentrating on the game?

Mitt Romney isn’t a robot in space, Obama doesn’t like sandpaper and Jim Lehrer takes pimento showers. Yea, we have no idea what was going on up there.

Mitt knows that it feels good to rub on your messy parts, but it’s germy and he will punch you in the back!

The stoner comedy High School hasn’t even come out yet and already I’m convinced that a bad lip reading of the dialogue is going to be more entertaining. Enjoy, you gravy…

What do we really know about Vice President Joe Biden? We know he has a fear of caramel hands and his friends want to shave his behind. Got that, potato brains?

This November, ask yourself, “Do I want a president who lives for specialty gopher meat and thinks fairy crutches are bullsh*t?” Choose wisely, America.

Rick James? Midgets? Stripping for wildflowers? It’s like Newt says, “shit happens… you can’t think when you’re f*%king high.”

So Cain is out and the Republican party is left with who? Newt, Michele and Ron? I don’t know about you but after Ron Paul’s childlike gibberish, he’s got my vote.

Presidential hopeful Herman Cain stated in an interview that if elected, he wants his codename to be “Cornbread”. So this Bad Lip Reading really isn’t too far off.

President Obama’s bad lip reading explanation of why he stole Beefaroni, garlic, peanut butter, etc. doesn’t make much sense, but it sure does sound presidential.

It’s easy to zone out when listening to the current crop of presidential hopefuls, but the more I listen to some bad lip reading of Rick Perry, the more I like what he has to say. …