1. New Bacon-Flavored Condom is Breakthrough for America

    Practice safe sex and make your meat taste like meat.

    March 29, 2013
  2. The 20 Awesomest Pieces of Artery Clogging Bacon Art

    Just a word of caution, your arteries may literally explode by the fourth photo. Now, on to the bacon madness!

    March 8, 2013
  3. Ron Swanson’s Bacon Shortage PSA: How To Survive the Bacon Shortage

    When it comes to bacon, there is no higher authority than Ron Swanson. He’ll get us through this bacon shortage.

    October 13, 2012
  4. Ron Swanson Gifs React to Global Bacon Shortage

    What? NO! Anything, but bacon! Take me instead, Lord! Take me instead. Just leave the bacon alone. It never hurt anyone.

    September 25, 2012
  5. Nick Offerman’s Bacon Slam Poetry

    Nick Offerman offers some meta thoughts on bacon with his bongos. It’s deep and crispy, ya dig?

    September 19, 2012
  6. Top 10 Most F**ked-Up Fast Food Items in the World

    Vegetarians should probably look away…

    September 13, 2012
  7. Elvis’ Sh*t-Stained Underwear Goes Up For Auction

    It’s as close as you’ll get to The King’s peanut butter and banana.

    August 28, 2012
  8. Kate Moss + Underwear + Bacon = Vegan Killer

    It didn’t take much for Kate Moss to destroy her future hubby’s annoying habit: veganism..

    August 6, 2012
  9. The 20 Awesomest Photos of Women & Bacon

    In the hierarchy of needs, it goes women, bacon … wait, no, bacon, women …. Yeah that’s about it.

    July 9, 2012
  10. Top Comedy Videos of the Week: Bacon Cure-All, Darth Jackson, May Fail

    We’ve sifted through the rubble of this week’s comedy videos to pick out only the purest comedy nuggets for your enjoyment. Samuel L. Jackson tries on the Vader helmet, bacon i…

    June 1, 2012
  11. Bacon is the New Band-Aid

    Even if bacon fails to fix whatever problems you do have, at the very least, you’ll smell like a delicious pork product and be more likeable to everyone you meet.

    May 29, 2012
  12. The Mega Bacon Whopper

    A guy goes into a Burger King in Japan and just for the hell of it, orders a Whopper with exactly 1,050 strips of bacon. And they made it for him, for a price of around $80. They w…

    April 24, 2012
  13. Bacon Litter

    Finally, scientists have discovered a way to combine the aroma of cat urine with the mouth watering sizzle of apple wood smoked bacon. I guess you could say that Mr. Whiskers just …

    March 30, 2012
  14. The Birth of Bacon

    Ever wonder where exactly bacon comes from? Vegans and pig lovers avert your eyes. Expert butcher Tom Mylan takes apart a pig side, right down to the belly and finishes with a slab…

    March 10, 2012