Bacon
Ron Swanson’s Bacon Shortage PSA: How To Survive the Bacon Shortage
When it comes to bacon, there is no higher authority than Ron Swanson. He’ll get us through this bacon shortage.
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October 13, 2012CommentRon Swanson Gifs React to Global Bacon Shortage
What? NO! Anything, but bacon! Take me instead, Lord! Take me instead. Just leave the bacon alone. It never hurt anyone.
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September 25, 2012Nick Offerman’s Bacon Slam Poetry
Nick Offerman offers some meta thoughts on bacon with his bongos. It’s deep and crispy, ya dig?
comedy
September 19, 2012Top 10 Most F**ked-Up Fast Food Items in the World
Vegetarians should probably look away…
comedy
September 13, 2012The Great Bacon Barter: Meat Kills Money for a Better America
Bacon > money.
comedy
September 11, 2012Elvis’ Sh*t-Stained Underwear Goes Up For Auction
It’s as close as you’ll get to The King’s peanut butter and banana.
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August 28, 2012Kate Moss + Underwear + Bacon = Vegan Killer
It didn’t take much for Kate Moss to destroy her future hubby’s annoying habit: veganism..
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August 6, 2012The 20 Awesomest Photos of Women & Bacon
In the hierarchy of needs, it goes women, bacon … wait, no, bacon, women …. Yeah that’s about it.
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July 9, 2012Top Comedy Videos of the Week: Bacon Cure-All, Darth Jackson, May Fail
We’ve sifted through the rubble of this week’s comedy videos to pick out only the purest comedy nuggets for your enjoyment. Samuel L. Jackson tries on the Vader helmet, bacon i…
comedy
June 1, 2012Bacon is the New Band-Aid
Even if bacon fails to fix whatever problems you do have, at the very least, you’ll smell like a delicious pork product and be more likeable to everyone you meet.
comedy
May 29, 2012The Mega Bacon Whopper
A guy goes into a Burger King in Japan and just for the hell of it, orders a Whopper with exactly 1,050 strips of bacon. And they made it for him, for a price of around $80. They w…
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April 24, 2012Bacon Litter
Finally, scientists have discovered a way to combine the aroma of cat urine with the mouth watering sizzle of apple wood smoked bacon. I guess you could say that Mr. Whiskers just …
comedy
March 30, 2012The Birth of Bacon
Ever wonder where exactly bacon comes from? Vegans and pig lovers avert your eyes. Expert butcher Tom Mylan takes apart a pig side, right down to the belly and finishes with a slab…
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March 10, 2012