Animals

David Villalobos was an unknown 25-year-old New York City real estate agent until Friday, when he jumped from a Bronx Zoo monorail into a tiger enclosure.

Watch as a baby pig rescues a little drowning goat if you want to see a real Babe in action.

Do not climb in with the tigers. They will eat parts of your body.

The 2013 edition of Guinness World Records will feature this 25-ft. long monster that wants to eat the s*** out of you.

This cat is plotting your murder. Beware, all ye who enter here, an evil cat is lurking. When will it strike?

Meet Brandi, the SuperDog who survived a nearly 70-foot leap into water.

Welcome to our petting zoo of taxidermy nightmares. These 20 creatures aren’t really the cuddly kind, in fact, these beasts are straight-up horrifying.

Romero says he only masturbated with the donkey, saving intercourse until Doodle was fully mature.

And the man doesn’t blame the dog one bit.

Jaws decided to be helpful for a change.

Talk about making a bad impression with the in-laws.

Any taller and you could walk under him.

Expect a follow up post of something along the lines of “20 Idiots Eaten by Tigers as Nature Intended.”

BIRD: “Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore!” … Yeah, that could get pretty annoying after a while.

When killing himself he opted for a humane method.