How many times have you been frustrated because you can’t eat brisket and drink soda out of the same container? Don’t answer, because now you can!

Lil Wayne takes to Facebook about his American Flag trampling incident for God Bless Amerika with an interesting explanation leading many to think he’s lying.

Desperate times called for desperate measures in Jamestown.

A nation has been borne thanks to Reddit. We’d like to take a moment to welcome the newest world power, Ameristralia.

North Korea keeps threatening us, should we be afraid?

American is evil, and here’s why.

It’s the national holiday for Peanut Butter & Jelly. Yeah, we were unaware of it too, but it does give us some good ideas for the sticky stuff.

A study published this week shows that Canadians and Americans imbibe 50% more alcohol per year than the global average.

Wine = happy and smoke = unhappy. At least that’s how some liberal researchers in Vermont view the world through the eyes of Twitter.

Iran continues to ask for it.

Take a turkey, a large family, some hillbillies, shove them into a trailer and you got yourself a redneck Thanksgiving!

It’s the first instance of Iranian warplanes firing at an American drone in international territory.

Everyone in New York with a smartphone had the same idea. Check out some of the best.

Jack Sock: Amazing athlete, terrible name.

The One-up America eagle knows he’s the best and anything you do, he’s gonna do better. Yea, you could say the guy’s a little full of himself.