America

Desperate times called for desperate measures in Jamestown.

A nation has been borne thanks to Reddit. We’d like to take a moment to welcome the newest world power, Ameristralia.

North Korea keeps threatening us, should we be afraid?

American is evil, and here’s why.

It’s the national holiday for Peanut Butter & Jelly. Yeah, we were unaware of it too, but it does give us some good ideas for the sticky stuff.

A study published this week shows that Canadians and Americans imbibe 50% more alcohol per year than the global average.

Wine = happy and smoke = unhappy. At least that’s how some liberal researchers in Vermont view the world through the eyes of Twitter.

Iran continues to ask for it.

Take a turkey, a large family, some hillbillies, shove them into a trailer and you got yourself a redneck Thanksgiving!

It’s the first instance of Iranian warplanes firing at an American drone in international territory.

Everyone in New York with a smartphone had the same idea. Check out some of the best.

Jack Sock: Amazing athlete, terrible name.

The One-up America eagle knows he’s the best and anything you do, he’s gonna do better. Yea, you could say the guy’s a little full of himself.

We’ve walked on the moon and blasted bottle rockets out of our butt-crack. If only our forefathers could see how far we’ve come…