1. WATCH: Drunk Icelandair Passenger, Duct-Taped to Seat, Moans & Squirms

    Probably not the mile-high bondage fantasy he had in mind.

    January 9, 2013
  2. Amy Winehouse Died Watching YouTube Videos of Herself & Pounding Vodka

    Amy Winehouse watched Youtube videos of herself the night she died, according to the most recent inquest. What else was she doing, and how did she die?

    January 8, 2013
  3. Veteran ABC Newsman Sam Donaldson Arrested for DUI

    The North Virginia resident was picked up in Lewes, Delaware, after he weaved onto the shoulder.

    December 19, 2012
  4. Gang-Rape Victim Arrested for Drinking Alcohol

    Drinking without a license is a violation of the law in Dubai.

    December 6, 2012
  5. NHL 1st Round Pick Busted for DUI While Wearing Teletubby Costume

    I guess some people are taking this lockout harder than others…

    November 28, 2012
  6. Probably the Best Video of a Drunken Idiot on an Escalator Ever

    Drunk man vs. Escalator. It’s a battle of will and there can be only one victor.

    November 15, 2012
  7. Vladimir Putin Declares War on Vodka and Cigarettes

    Has he no national pride? What would Russia be without vodka? Extremely cold and miserable.

    November 3, 2012
  8. How About Some Whiskey with Those Pancakes?

    A maple syrup based whiskey, could such a thing of greatness exists? Indeed it does, my friends, and it’s just the thing to kick start your morning this winter.

    November 1, 2012
  9. Rape Suspect Blames Four Loko Blackout: ‘Did I Do Something Wrong?’

    Four Loko’s most recent PR hit involves rape, homelessness, and indiscretion.

    October 24, 2012
  10. Democrats in Arkansas Tried to Buy Votes With Booze

    Have an apathetic electorate? One solution, VODKA FOR VOTES! The plan was to influence and an election in eastern Arkansas by having the voters, well, under the influence.

    October 22, 2012
  11. Teen Buys Bottle of Mountain Dew Filled with Whiskey

    It’s debatable which substance is more harmful to a growing boy.

    October 22, 2012
  12. Secret Service Agent Busted Sh*t-faced in South Beach after Obama Left Town

    He must have missed the last plane out of Miami with President Obama’s entourage. So Secret Service agent Aaron Francis Engler made the most of his time in South Beach and partied …

    October 12, 2012