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The Heavy Awesomest Guide To Oktoberfest: Legs, Kegs and Dirndls
We’ve got the skinny on the biggest beer festival in the world – girls, beers, and other awesomeness await. I hope you’re thirsty!
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September 28, 2012CommentBeard Beer: Beer Brewed From Yeast of Unshaven Man
I’m a big fan of beer and always willing to try new brews, but this one makes me gag.
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September 26, 2012Playboy names UVA Top Party School; School Demands Recount!
But we’re smart. How can we have the most sex and booze and stuff?
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September 26, 2012Soldier Shoots Buddy Dead While Trying to Cure His Hiccups
You know that thing where you scare the hiccups out of someone? Don’t do it with a loaded gun.
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September 25, 2012Frat Bro Almost Dies from Funneling Too Much Box Wine into his Ass
Keg stands are for wusses. Real bros put Zinfandel up their butts.
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September 25, 2012The 20 Awesomest Beer Labels
Skip the Miller and try a beer with the approval of the undead. From lucheros to werewolves and Weird Al, these are the awesomest beer labels worthy of your fridge.
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September 24, 2012Oktoberfest 2012 Kicks Off: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
With a tap of the keg, Munich opened the first day of Oktoberfest Saturday — and the beer is flowing for 16 days.
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September 23, 2012Shaun White Busted: Got Trashed, Trashed His Room, Kicked a Dude, Smas…
Bar Refaeli isn’t gonna like this one bit.
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September 17, 2012Drunk Driver Tweets ‘YOLO’ Then Dies Minutes Later
Darwinism in motion at 120 mph.
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September 17, 2012JFK Workers Caught Selling Over 100,000 Stolen Nips
18 JFK Airport workers are accused of stealing over 100,000 mini-bottles of alcohol and selling them in underground market.
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September 12, 2012Top Comedy Videos of the Week: Japanese Mirror Demons and Drunk Bulldo…
The Internet was another gold mine of comedy this week with drunks operating heavy construction equipment and bullies making their case for America.
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September 7, 2012Wasted Mice Prove Binge Drinking Causes Panic Attacks
New study of plastered mice shows alcohol can lead to PTSD. I’d be stressed too if giants in white coats force-fed me alcohol.
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September 4, 2012World’s Bro-iest Olympian Fails ‘Beer Mile’ Record Try
He didn’t get a medal in London Olympics but he did capture a gold medal in the Oregon BROlympics.
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August 23, 2012Study Shows That Box Wine Makes You a Violent Psycho
… And by “study” we mean that a bunch of alcoholics got wasted in the park on a bag of hooch.
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August 22, 2012Southern Gentleman Liquor — the Most Disgusting Alcohol Ever Created…
Don’t ask about Southern Gentleman Liquor’s distillation process, just enjoy the robust taste that’s been passed down through generations (and urinary systems).
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August 20, 2012