Alcohol

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A man in Munich, Germany was reunited with his car two years after forgetting where he parked it.

Sister Mary’s about to be taking her communion behind cold steel bars.

G-Spirits, a German distiller, has released a line of rum, whiskey, and vodka that is first poured over the breasts of naked models.

Inmates in American Samoa have apparently been getting free unsupervised trips to the convenience store for beer and snacks.

You may need a stint in rehab or liver transplant from just watching this video. Lot o’ scotch.

“In Mother Russia, we drink Absinthe like this…” Roll out the idiot…

Party in the USA, indeed. Amtrak employees are doing rails on the rails. They’re puffin’ smoke as they chug along. There are a lot of train puns.

Hunter S. Thompson is a badass. He has his own bartender/butler/gun caddy and encourages drunken machine-gunning.

We’ve got the skinny on the biggest beer festival in the world – girls, beers, and other awesomeness await. I hope you’re thirsty!

I’m a big fan of beer and always willing to try new brews, but this one makes me gag.

But we’re smart. How can we have the most sex and booze and stuff?

You know that thing where you scare the hiccups out of someone? Don’t do it with a loaded gun.

Keg stands are for wusses. Real bros put Zinfandel up their butts.

Skip the Miller and try a beer with the approval of the undead. From lucheros to werewolves and Weird Al, these are the awesomest beer labels worthy of your fridge.