Alcohol

Has he no national pride? What would Russia be without vodka? Extremely cold and miserable.

A maple syrup based whiskey, could such a thing of greatness exists? Indeed it does, my friends, and it’s just the thing to kick start your morning this winter.

Four Loko’s most recent PR hit involves rape, homelessness, and indiscretion.

Have an apathetic electorate? One solution, VODKA FOR VOTES! The plan was to influence and an election in eastern Arkansas by having the voters, well, under the influence.

It’s debatable which substance is more harmful to a growing boy.

He must have missed the last plane out of Miami with President Obama’s entourage. So Secret Service agent Aaron Francis Engler made the most of his time in South Beach and partied …

The bad news, you have to get out of your mother’s basement to get it.

A man in Munich, Germany was reunited with his car two years after forgetting where he parked it.

Sister Mary’s about to be taking her communion behind cold steel bars.

G-Spirits, a German distiller, has released a line of rum, whiskey, and vodka that is first poured over the breasts of naked models.

Inmates in American Samoa have apparently been getting free unsupervised trips to the convenience store for beer and snacks.

You may need a stint in rehab or liver transplant from just watching this video. Lot o’ scotch.

“In Mother Russia, we drink Absinthe like this…” Roll out the idiot…

Party in the USA, indeed. Amtrak employees are doing rails on the rails. They’re puffin’ smoke as they chug along. There are a lot of train puns.

Hunter S. Thompson is a badass. He has his own bartender/butler/gun caddy and encourages drunken machine-gunning.