Action Movies

  1. ‘Total Recall’ 3-Boobed Lady Will Bare Triple Nipples in Remake

    The PG-13 rating of the Total Recall remake wont prevent the full baring of all three boobs. Phew!

    August 1, 2012
  2. ‘Dark Knight Rises’ on Pace to Outsell ‘The Avengers’: Who Will Win Summer of 2012?

    Fandango says The Dark Knight Rises is outpacing The Avengers’ ticket sales. Who will win the summer of 2012?

    July 19, 2012
  3. A Three Boobed Tribute to Total Recall

    In the future of Total Recall, you’ll be able to take a virtual vacation in your mind. Oh, and girls also have three boobs.

    July 18, 2012
  4. James Bond Car Montage Puts Every 007 Chase All in One Place.

    An upcoming Blue Ray release compiles all the Bond car chases ever made in a tire-squealing montage to the man who defines cool.

    July 11, 2012
  5. Jack Reacher Rips Off Drive, Miscasts Tom Cruise, Screws Lee Child Fans

    Tom Cruise wants you to believe that he can kick six guys’ asses, all while never having his flannel untuck. I, for one, believe him … Scientology is a helluva martial art.

    July 5, 2012
  6. Blood Rains in The Man With the Iron Fists

    In feudal China, a blacksmith who makes weapons for a small village is put in the position where he must defend himself and his fellow villagers.

    June 29, 2012
  7. Liam Neeson is Back to His Usual Kidnapper Killing Ways in Taken 2

    I guess those crazy Albanians didn’t learn the first time that Liam Neeson isn’t afraid to use his special set of skills. Oh well, looks like he’s just going to have to show them a second time… Taken 2 opens October 5th.

    June 22, 2012
  8. New Dark Knight Poster Unveiled

    A new poster for The Dark Knight Rises has just been released, titled “A Fire Will Rise”. July 20th simply can’t get here soon enough.

    May 22, 2012
  9. The Expendables 2 Debut Trailer

    Sly gives an introduction to the first full length trailer for The Expendables 2. Look for Sly, Arnold, Jason, Bruce and the rest of their motley crew of bad asses to come out with guns blazing on August 17th.

    May 5, 2012
  10. Marvel’s The Avengers Review

    Childhood fantasies come to startling four-color life in this loud and lively battle cry for the 2012 summer movie season.

    May 4, 2012
  11. The Avengers ’78 Movie Trailer

    It’s the Avengers trailer from 1978! Wait a minute, there was no Avengers movie in 1978! Whaaaaa?!

    May 3, 2012
  12. The Avengers Clip: Thor vs. Iron Man

    Thor and Iron Man are on the same side, so what’s up with the face off and who is going to win? We’ll find out this weekend.

    May 2, 2012