‘Total Recall’ 3-Boobed Lady Will Bare Triple Nipples in Remake
The PG-13 rating of the Total Recall remake wont prevent the full baring of all three boobs. Phew!August 1, 2012
‘Dark Knight Rises’ on Pace to Outsell ‘The Avengers’: Who Will Win Summer of 2012?
Fandango says The Dark Knight Rises is outpacing The Avengers’ ticket sales. Who will win the summer of 2012?July 19, 2012
James Bond Car Montage Puts Every 007 Chase All in One Place.
An upcoming Blue Ray release compiles all the Bond car chases ever made in a tire-squealing montage to the man who defines cool.July 11, 2012
Jack Reacher Rips Off Drive, Miscasts Tom Cruise, Screws Lee Child Fans
Tom Cruise wants you to believe that he can kick six guys’ asses, all while never having his flannel untuck. I, for one, believe him … Scientology is a helluva martial art.July 5, 2012
Liam Neeson is Back to His Usual Kidnapper Killing Ways in Taken 2
I guess those crazy Albanians didn’t learn the first time that Liam Neeson isn’t afraid to use his special set of skills. Oh well, looks like he’s just going to have to show them a second time… Taken 2 opens October 5th.June 22, 2012