We're not sure if dad is just playing here, but his tone certainly wreaks of bizarre sincerity. Come on dad, when has that worked ever?
7. Time Travelling Work-a-Holic
Wow, this girl has a real problem — and that problem is that she needs to build a time machine just to get all her hours in.
8. Sprite's Attempt at Internet Culture
Wow guys, really clever. Someone got paid to write this. I'm never drinking Sprite again.
9. Thanks Dad
No comment necessary. This is just the worst, well, besides the 8 worse fails above it.
10. How to Get Married Using Facebook
Oh yeah, that marriage is going to end well, the divorce is worth 200 likes at least I'd reckon.