Selfie: A picture you take of yourself.
Probably to put on social media because you need attention. How do you not know this?
It's not complicated, people. A friend of mine has a joke that I'll share with you. He said he wants to get a homeless person to take a picture of him handing him change so it be a "selflessie."
Great, nothing to see here, except you know, the most famous selfie of all time.
If you can't figure it out, this girl is trying to make it seem like she has a boyfriend, but she's clearly taking a picture of herself. She also spells "sleepin'" as "slippin," which makes it about 3x funnier.