Jorts: Abbreviation of Jean Shorts
The worst single item in the world of fashion.
It's certainly counter-intuitive, but jean shorts are the single ugliest thing on the whole planet in terms of things one wears to cover up their body AKA clothes. What's counter-intuitive, specifically, is that jeans are so widely accepted and even stylish. Still, something special happens when one cuts the jeans and half to jeans that ends at one knees. And by something special, we mean something horrific and awful, comparable only to double denim and tattoos of butterflies.
• Michael wore jorts to the party and now he's not part of our circle of friends.
• I love guys who wear jorts, but it's only because I'm self-destructive.
• I made my dog wear jorts and he ran away.
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