Fireworks FAIL: 20 Idiots Shooting Fireworks Out of Their Butt

Each 4th of July, millions of Americans enjoy the wondrous spectacle of a fireworks show. While most enjoy them responsibly, a small yet incredibly dumb (and most likely drunk) portion of the population enjoys them out of their butts or the butts of their friends. Take note, fireworks enthusiasts, a bottle rocket or roman candle in your crack may seem like a hilarious idea, but will most likely result in 3rd degree burns and internet humiliation that will haunt you for years to come. Observe...

Somebody won't be sitting down for the next two months.

This young fireworks fan thought his boxer shorts would save him. Fool!

Observe how the shower of sparks appears to dance as it rains down over his buttocks. Mesmerizing.

Fireworks out of the rectum look particularly beautiful at dusk.

Judging from the mullet and use of no hands, I'm betting he's done this before.

He's smiling because he knows the pain his friend is about to feel.

One of these creatures is smarter than the other. Can you guess which?

Double the fun, double the ER visits.

You can literally see his face go from joy to agony in a second.

R.I.P. testicles.

Shooting fireworks out of your ass might get you on a German talent show. Germany is weird like that.

At least he has a friend nearby to help him look for his privates.

Stupidity: brought to you by Budweiser...

Luckily, somebody was close by to capture this on video.

How to ruin your July 4th holiday. Step 1: Place cheaply made Chinese explosive in rectum.

Step 2: Have slightly more intelligent friend light fuse. (Observe the smile on friend's face, pure evil)

Step 4: Apply cold water and burn cream, because you've "successfully" launched a firework out of your buttocks!