Imagine this, a gigantic beast lumbers into your home, vomits on the floor and then holds you hostage while it proceeds to rape a pillow on your front porch. It's the stuff of nightmares and became a hilarious reality for one man.
On July 1st, YouTuber Lord P France captured the terrifying incident when a white, horny pit bull invaded his home on some "crazy mufasa, arc-type crap" and held him hostage in his own home. The dog vomited on the floor and the resident had to push him out with a pillow which the pit took with it and began to dry hump on the porch.
All Lord P France could do was videotape the indecent while neighbors across the street refused to help intervene the dog porno. The vomiting, humping invasion lasted for 2 hours before the beast refused to leave. "Get off my porch! You hear me?!"
Expect the auto-tuned version later this week.
Via Guyism
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