20 Ben & Jerry’s Flavors You Wish Existed for National Ice Cream Month

In honor of National Ice Cream, <a href="http://quirkbooks.com/post/keep-cool-national-ice-cream-month-book-inspired-flavors" target="_blank">QuirkBooks.com</a> released some cool, book inspired, made-up flavors of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. We thought they needed more, so we found other book, movie, and scandal-inspired flavors! Check out all these fake B&J flavors, and hope that some day some of them might exist!

"Berry Potter and the Container of Secrets: Muggles rejoice! Inside this container you'll find a magical blend of butter beer, Bertie Bott's Strawberry Flavour Beans and chocolate frogs. No need to employ the Dark Arts." <a href="http://quirkbooks.com/post/keep-cool-national-ice-cream-month-book-inspired-flavors" target="_blank">via Quirk Books</a>

"Whirled War Z: Nothing is off-limits during the impending zombie apocalypse. Gummy worms crawl through a swirl of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream. Beware of the random splattering of cherries. You'll want to stockpile these rations when the uprising occurs." <a href="http://quirkbooks.com/post/keep-cool-national-ice-cream-month-book-inspired-flavors" target="_blank">via Quirk Books</a>

"War and Peach: An ambitious, sweeping, and impeccably detailed frozen treat of truly epic proportions, with so many ingredients that you'll forget most of them existed by the time you're halfway through your cone. Not easy to get through without a headache, but if you make it, you can brag about finishing it for the rest of your life." <a href="http://quirkbooks.com/post/keep-cool-national-ice-cream-month-book-inspired-flavors" target="_blank">via Quirk Books</a>

What fan wouldn't want to be eating this during the <em>Breaking Bad</em> series finale?

"A Clockwork Orange Creamsicle: A concoction made with milk-plus direct from Korova so disturbingly delicious you won't have to force it down!" <a href="http://quirkbooks.com/post/keep-cool-national-ice-cream-month-book-inspired-flavors" target="_blank">via Quirk Books</a>

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? Forrest Gump: Yessir, in my ice cream. It's heavenly.

Sold exclusively in the South.

Don't knock it until you try it.

You can eat it all and throw the tub away, but it never really leaves you...or your hips.

Served at all gay, interracial marriages.

Sold on the "Rich Beet Swirl."

I think we can all agree that this should be made. Stat.

"White Chocolate Cutoffs" are perfect for you Never Nudes.

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A blast from the past! But recently embroiled San Diego Mayor Bob Filner's favorite.

<em>Dexter</em> is ending. Make sure to pick up a tub for the finale.

Just make sure to wipe your mustache after.

"One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish Make a wish, look inside your dish Inside your dish, there's candy fish Candy fish in chocolatey goo inside the goo are marshmallows too All this combines for the perfect snacks The perfect snacks to share with a Zax" <a href="http://quirkbooks.com/post/keep-cool-national-ice-cream-month-book-inspired-flavors" target="_blank">via Quirk Books</a>

Seems legit.