Feminist Taylor Swift may only be 22 but she's got the wisdom of a woman who's 32 and isn't dependent on a man telling her what she's worth. Yeah, she knew you were trouble from before you even approached the damn door.
The parody Twitter account has only been around for a little over a week but already it's amassed 76,000 followers. We're guessing John Mayer isn't one of them.
I'll be strong, I'll be wrong / Oh but life goes on / Oh I'm just a girl / Making mistakes that shouldn't indicate my gender's incompetence
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 17, 2013
You were Romeo / I was a scarlet letter / Because I've had like, 6 boyfriends / Which isn't even that many / Slut shaming is a real problem
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 17, 2013
Here's to you and your temper / Yes I remember what you said last night / And I won't stay with a man who thinks that behavior is acceptable
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 17, 2013
I lose myself in a daydream / Where I stand and say / "I'm happy for you, but do you realize how many wedding traditions are deeply sexist?"
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 16, 2013
Put your lips close to mine / As long as they don't touch / Let's have an open, sexy, intimate conversation about our boundaries first
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 16, 2013
You / With your words like knives and swords and weapons that you use against me / You / spreading misinformation about women's health again
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 15, 2013
I don't know about you / But I'm feeling 22 / cents underpaid on the dollar
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 13, 2013
Drop everything now / Meet me in the pouring rain / Kiss me on the sidewalk / I'm comfortable expressing my sexual desire
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 15, 2013
Took a deep breath in the mirror / He didn't like it when I wore high heels / But I do / And he doesn't get a say in my decisions
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 15, 2013
You say you've never met one girl who / reads as many Judith Butler essays as you / But I do
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 12, 2013
You pull my chair out and help me in / & You don't know how nice that is / But it also reinforces the idea that women are inherently fragile
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 14, 2013
She wears short skirts / I wear t-shirts / Neither of us is asking for it
— FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 12, 2013
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