1980's Don Draper might carry a 2 pound cell phone and wear white linen sports jackets, but the man is all biz. Onion contributor John McNamee has reimagined a Mad Men world set in the 1980s and it's both nostalgic and equally hilarious.
The world's moving so fast, sometimes you need parachute pants to slow it down.
— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 30, 2013
We'll call them Members Only, but sell them to everyone.
— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 30, 2013
Call 9-11. Roger's having a Mac Attack.
— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 29, 2013
Either buy this doll, or it will die in a cabbage patch. That's the threat we're selling.
— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 29, 2013
Who's the Boss? The customer.
— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 28, 2013
Customers who demand excellence will always choose Smurfs over Snorks.
— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 26, 2013
Women are carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. They’re going to want padding.
— '80s Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) May 6, 2013
New Coke: Cure for the Common Coke
— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 26, 2013
Peggy! Hold all my faxes!
— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 24, 2013
People are asking where's our childhood? Where's our America? Where's the beef?
— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 24, 2013
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