Wedding Season is right around the corner, and for some of you fine folk, you have already been dating someone for more than 3 weeks. It's time to propose my man! Lock that s*#% down! Your girl will want to get some photos done, so here are some ideas on what NOT to do.
"Sugar cake, I need to show my tat at least ONCE in these pics. Your relatives and friends seriously need to see this chest ink."
I like her dress.
HAHAHA GUYS IT SAYS NO DUMPING AND YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE TAKING A DUMP! AM I INVITED TO THE WEDDING PLEASE?! DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAVE A SISTER SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AS HOT BUT CLOSE WOULD BE NICE! XOXOXO
"Oh honey, you're so cute. GOOD GOD I'M THIRSTY HGHGHG MY MOUTH IS DRY"
I have the worst feeling that they rented out this fast food restaurant JUST for the photo shoot..."Merica!
"Honey, If we break up, I'll never get over you. Lets take a picture as a metaphor! And get married while we're at it!"
Later that day, they went behind a tree to pee and no one has been able to locate them since. We assume they are being raised by the Ents from LOTR.
I have no objections to this photo.
"We'll take a picture, like, you caught me, on a fishing line, or something, with fish, and line. I'm out of ideas and we only have this photographer for another 5 minutes. WORK WITH ME!"
Congrats, you just found the rabbit version of a crazy cat lady.
Bob and Bobanne took pictures where they first met. Also where their bodies will later be found.
There is a graph off to the right that has the number of years each one of them thinks they will be married for.
This one is cute because he's looking at the sky and she doesn't want to be with him.
"Kiss me like my favorite Marvel character would!" "Spider-man?" " No, Beast, you f*$%ing idiot" This was their first fight.
The holding of the hands represents their love. The parking meters represent her boobs.
Did they feel they needed a picture on that rock?
I would be friends with this dude. He knows to let the lady sit. What a gentleman.
Two peas in a pod. One pee stained head. (Don't worry dude, I've been there too. Just buzz it. And put a shirt on.)
My thoughts exactly.
I like how this was a Photoshop idea. Could they not find steps somewhere? Also, his soul patch HAS to be photo-shopped...it has to be.