Looking for some cheap laughs? Check out these parody Twitter accounts. They may not be representing legit people or organizations, but the funny is anything but fake.
10. Honest Manti Te'o @honestmantiteo
Manti Te'o's mythological girlfriend might be old news, but it's still hysterical news. In lieu of Manti Te'o's public announcement yesterday forsaking all social media, we thought it was time for a more honest Manti Te'o to take the stand for all future PR.
Hey even if my draft prospects drop, we all know my girlfriend is going to be the #1 pick of next year's fantasy draft.
— Manti Te'o (@honestmantiteo) January 20, 2013
AJ McCarron's girlfriend will be featured in SI Swimsuit Edition, while my girlfriend will be featured on Mythbusters.
— Manti Te'o (@honestmantiteo) January 20, 2013
9. Weird Horse @WeirdHorse
You have to be a little weird yourself to think Weird Horse is funny. But if you like odd humor with a flare of farmyard shenanigans, you might get a chuckle out of this off-base equine. Commonly turning pop lyrics into Weird Al farm parodies and talking a lot about geese and slugs, check it out. It's always at least PG.
Hay, food. Don't rake it bad. Take a sad slug and make it better. Remember to let it into your mane, then you can claim to make it better
— Weird Horse (@WeirdHorse) February 19, 2013
To neigh or not to neigh? That is equestrian
— Weird Horse (@WeirdHorse) February 18, 2013
8. Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom
Posing as a waspy tiger mom in New England, Debra Jones-O'Brien (note the hyphen?) provides narrow-minded wisdom and incite about raising her son Caleb in this seemingly too liberal world. Common themes include Democrats, sports, and all things Whole Foods. Laugh and be relieved that she's not real.
Notre Dame fans should be grateful that their team even made it to the Superbowl.
— Debra Jones-O'Brien (@PeanutFreeMom) January 8, 2013
If you're reading this and you're hungover from last night, make better life choices.
— Debra Jones-O'Brien (@PeanutFreeMom) January 1, 2013
7. The AntiComedian @JokeIsntFunny
Ever have that friend who just doesn't get "it"? Say hello to the AntiComedian, a new Twitter troll who responds to the jokes of Rob Delaney, Megan Amram, and other web-worthy comedians to remind them not to be so quick on that "send" button.
@robdelaney Actually he didn't say that
— AntiComedian (@jokeisntfunny) February 13, 2013
@meganamram you misspelt Lent, Megan.
— AntiComedian (@jokeisntfunny) February 13, 2013
6. Coffee Dad @coffee_dad
Bordering on niche humor, Coffee Dad is a hysterical Twitter account to follow if you're a little off too. Posing as a regular dad who doesn't quite have much to post other than his affinity for coffee, the seemingly monotonous feed of purposefully out-of-touch broken hash tags is incidentally interrupted by an emotional tweet about his departed son or his dead daughter...then back to coffee.
cleaning coffee# cups
— coffee dad (@coffee_dad) February 9, 2013
do you know what my son is being for halloween? a ghost, because he decided to drink and drive.
— coffee dad (@coffee_dad) October 27, 2012
5. God @TheTweetofGod
You can't have a top 10 without at least including some God. Although bordering on blasphemous, God's tweets are nonetheless entertaining. Commonly focusing on such subjects as the Catholic Church, gay marriage, and His overall infallibility, you will laugh and pray that the real God is this hilarious.
I will always be there for you when you need Me due to something horrible I've done to you.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 20, 2013
In heaven we make the best Bloody Marys. The secret? Real Mary.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 19, 2013
4. Death Star PR @DeathStarPR
The Galactic Empire has gotten a bad rap for far too long. Death Star PR works to repair the bad reputation that rebel scum has been spreading around the universe. Their tweets may lean to the dark side, but evil doe
I like my coffee like I like my Sith Lords: on the Dark Side, roasted in lava and strong enough to kill a bunch of Rebel scum.
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) February 19, 2013
How many Jedi does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Once the bulb has gone to the Dark Side there's no chance of redemption. #JediHumor
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) February 19, 2013
3. Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets
Who knew chocolate could be this bitter? If you're familiar with the Condescending Wonka memes, you'll love Condescending Wonka on Twitter. Laying down the law that no one is "too cool", whoever took that original still of Gene Wilder should've put a trademark on it and made a fortune. But Condescending Wonka would probably look down on that too.
Oh, your boyfriend has swag? That'll pay your biIIs in 10 years.
— Condescending Wonka (@WonkaTweets) February 20, 2013
Oh, you own a north face? Tell me more about all those wonderful adventures you've been on.
— Condescending Wonka (@WonkaTweets) February 17, 2013
2. Not Gary Busey @NotGaryBusey
Very little has to be said about this Twitter account. The original Gary Busey is ridiculous. The parody Gary Busey just more so. Laugh and enjoy the misogyny and racism that isn't too far off from the real thing.
I'm not gonna stand here and let you guys disrespect women. I'm gonna sit here and let you do it.
— Not Gary Busey (@NotGaryBusey) February 20, 2013
I got my heart broken in China. I was looking for love in all the Wong places.
— Not Gary Busey (@NotGaryBusey) February 20, 2013
1. Drunk Hulk @DRUNKHULK
Modeled after a favorite Marvel Comics hero who has had a few too many, Drunk Hulk is impressively socially aware despite his questionable literacy. Expect to find Mark Twain-esque quips without the grammar and especially without lower-case letters. But definitely a must follow.
ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL A DAY INCREASE RISK OF CANCER! BE SAFE! ORDER SECOND ROUND!
— DRUNK HULK (@DRUNKHULK) February 15, 2013
RESEARCH SAY PORN MAKE MAN SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE! BUT DRUNK HULK WORRY ABOUT SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE TOO MANY TIME IN ONE DAY!
— DRUNK HULK (@DRUNKHULK) February 7, 2013
