In this Heavy classic, we learn that Jessica’s dad is no ordinary Joe. But thanks to the Malkovich mental-portal, Nick Lachey might be.

When Lindsay Lohan burns down the Simpson clan’s home, things erupt into an all out battle royale between the Superficial Friends and Jessica Simpson.

Hot chicks with broken brains: that’s one of the main ingredients of the Trainwreck 100. But when you throw in reality TV, creepy semi-incestuous parenting, dramatic and hilarious …

BREAKING: JESSICA SIMPSON’S DOG EATEN BY COYOTE. SEE HER HORRIFIED TWEET ABOUT IT AFTER THE BREAK. She offered a reward. For her dog. That was taken by a coyote “right in front of …

Okay, this is just weird. Bubble-headed pop starlet and Trainwreck 100 inductee Jessica Simpson has returned to the studio to start work on a new album. The weird thing? Who she’s …

Joe Simpson wouldn’t be the first middle-aged divorcee to go after a much-younger partner, but his family is denying his rebound is a barely of-age male model.

GIF animations are pure genius when executed properly. Crude, frame-by-frame animation showing the modern world. These takes on Jessica Simpson do not disappoint.

In this ep. of the Heavy classic ‘Superficial Friends’, Paris Hilton pulls out the big guns in order to reclaim her crown of #1 in the Maxim Hot 100 from that do-gooder Jessica Alb…

There’s a whole lot to love about “The Voice” star these days.