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		<title><![CDATA[Burly Sports: College Football and the NFL]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57399</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Now that the Olympics are over Nick gets us caught up on Duke's leading lady on the field, Kyle Boller's injury and Bill Belichick's comments regarding last years - almost perfect - season.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57399"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2911/57399.jpg" alt="Burly Sports: College Football and the NFL"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Now that the Olympics are over Nick gets us caught up on Duke's leading lady on the field, Kyle Boller's injury and Bill Belichick's comments regarding last years - almost perfect - season.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57399"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2911/57399.jpg" alt="Burly Sports: College Football and the NFL"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Murder for a Klondike Bar?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57413</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Would you murder someone for a tasty Klondike bar?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57413"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2913/57413.jpg" alt="Murder for a Klondike Bar?"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Would you murder someone for a tasty Klondike bar?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57413"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2913/57413.jpg" alt="Murder for a Klondike Bar?"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[The 1000th Shoplifter]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57407</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This department store security goes all out to reward the 1000th shoplifter caught on camera.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57407"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2912/57407.jpg" alt="The 1000th Shoplifter"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This department store security goes all out to reward the 1000th shoplifter caught on camera.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57407"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2912/57407.jpg" alt="The 1000th Shoplifter"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[I'm not Michael Phelps]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57311</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Steve Perry and his cardboard cutout of Michael Phelps gets him mistaken for the famous olympic swimmer in Tiananmen Square.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57311"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2816/57311.jpg" alt="I&#039;m not Michael Phelps"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Steve Perry and his cardboard cutout of Michael Phelps gets him mistaken for the famous olympic swimmer in Tiananmen Square.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57311"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2816/57311.jpg" alt="I&#039;m not Michael Phelps"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Be Gay Today]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57317</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Tired of women? Try being gay today.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57317"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2816/57317.jpg" alt="Be Gay Today"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Tired of women? Try being gay today.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57317"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2816/57317.jpg" alt="Be Gay Today"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Wicked Pissers: The Intervention]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57205</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 2: When Bobs sister Connie can't stop buying scratcher lottery tickets, his mother thinks it's time for a family intervention.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57205"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2717/57205.jpg" alt="Wicked Pissers: The Intervention"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 2: When Bobs sister Connie can't stop buying scratcher lottery tickets, his mother thinks it's time for a family intervention.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57205"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2717/57205.jpg" alt="Wicked Pissers: The Intervention"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Don't Say to Your Wife]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57305</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This comedian sings a song about what not to say to your wife.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57305"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2815/57305.jpg" alt="Don&#039;t Say to Your Wife"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This comedian sings a song about what not to say to your wife.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57305"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2815/57305.jpg" alt="Don&#039;t Say to Your Wife"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Subliminal Messages in Music]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57301</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Proof there is subliminal messages in music.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57301"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2814/57301.jpg" alt="Subliminal Messages in Music"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Proof there is subliminal messages in music.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57301"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2814/57301.jpg" alt="Subliminal Messages in Music"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[51st State Episode 4]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57415</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Dan rocks Day 4 of the Democratic National Convention with an Obama Girl and some dude on the street.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57415"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2913/57415.jpg" alt="51st State Episode 4"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Dan rocks Day 4 of the Democratic National Convention with an Obama Girl and some dude on the street.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57415"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2913/57415.jpg" alt="51st State Episode 4"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Backyard Trash Can Ball]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57265</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This guy hits a home run into his friend's face.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57265"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2811/57265.jpg" alt="Backyard Trash Can Ball"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This guy hits a home run into his friend's face.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57265"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2811/57265.jpg" alt="Backyard Trash Can Ball"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[How to Fight a Bear]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57195</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Videojug offers an instructional video on how to fight bears.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57195"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2716/57195.jpg" alt="How to Fight a Bear"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Videojug offers an instructional video on how to fight bears.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57195"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2716/57195.jpg" alt="How to Fight a Bear"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mehran Boogie]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/57197</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Little Mehran does a boogie dance to promote his new CD "Peshwawar".</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57197"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2716/57197.jpg" alt="Mehran Boogie"/></a></p>]]></description>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Little Mehran does a boogie dance to promote his new CD "Peshwawar".</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/57197"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2716/57197.jpg" alt="Mehran Boogie"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Big Donkey]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/56933</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This song is a tribute to Adam Dunn, the newly acquired Arizona Diamondbacks slugger who hopes to lead the the team to a World Series title by adding powerful offense to a team with an already loaded pitching staff.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/56933"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/08/2420/56933_2.jpg" alt="The Big Donkey"/></a></p>]]></description>
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