We’ve sifted through the rubble of this week’s comedy videos to pick out only the purest comedy nuggets for your enjoyment. Diablo III demonstrates her seduction techniques, hermit crabs rave their shells off, and a slinky goes on an epic quest.

The airwaves were littered with profanity this week or at least Jimmy Kimmel likes to think they were. It’s his weekly roundup of celebrities and other talking heads who don’t need the bleep button, but get it anyway.

It’s about time science figured out a way to fuse together unhealthy quantities of booze and the thirst quenching refreshment of mass marketed sports drinks.

When Chuck Norris plays video games he doesn’t so much play them, as he does leave them a smoldering pile of ash. Things don’t really change when he tries his hand at Super Mario Kart. Poor, poor Yoshi.

Jon Benjamin speaks to his son in a British accent. Oh, I feel I should also mention that he’s not British… and his 9-yr-old son has no idea.

“Dark colors and latex again, Batman?! Seriously, that was sooo last season. Where’s the flare? Where’s the pizazz?!”

I get that a pitchman is supposed to be excited about the product, but this guy is about to 1-up the late Billy Mays. Has Hot Pockets recently started injecting speed into their nuclear cheese abominations?

Jimmy Kimmel continues his reign of pranking terror on his staff with some of the most creative high fives late night TV has ever seen.