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	<title>Heavy - Comedy Channels</title>
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		<title>Heavy - You Are the Network</title>
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					<title><![CDATA[I Love Angelina Jolie]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/252912</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/252912"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/10/1010/fb3a46a1f5024744c277df713b43eae0.jpg" alt="I Love Angelina Jolie"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			Heavysans tribute to the most beautiful actress ever, Angela Jolie.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 3,703 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Dirty Jay]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/247663</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/247663"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/08/2817/b705bd71d3d9863b852728ad0006ee89.jpg" alt="Dirty Jay"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/60Frames">60Frames</a><br />
			Dirty Jay Jacobheimer has been called many things: lover of women, leader of men, the king of the backside. He is all of these things-and more. <br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 1,164 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Wicked Pissers]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/247405</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/247405"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/08/2717/cd70fb38e92de6d024667844c10d3ef9.jpg" alt="Wicked Pissers"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/60Frames">60Frames</a><br />
			"Wicked Pissers" is based on the comedy of Internationally known comedian Bob Marley. Bob is trapped in a job servicing vending machines for a company called Vieking Vending.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 8,604 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Heavy Trailers]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/212401</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/212401"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/03/0713/3d2e2df69e5a2535e05a89420ba56a20.jpg" alt="Heavy Trailers"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			Now playing, the latest movie previews and dvd releases from the Hollywood heavy-hitters! <br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 1,425,316 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Douchebag Beach]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/244523</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/244523"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/08/1316/2937a2030ac69568216d0a1c51f44154.jpg" alt="Douchebag Beach"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/60Frames">60Frames</a><br />
			It&#146;s summer, and three 20-something Douchebags from Northern New Jersey have packed up their Axe BodySpray, collared striped shirts and house music CDs for their annual trip to the Jersey Shore.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 10,894 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Carpet Brothers]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/242791</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/242791"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/08/0411/1605dd93c84737c94012121fd6830a13.jpg" alt="Carpet Brothers"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/60Frames">60Frames</a><br />
			Brock Raylon, owner and founder of Carpet Galaxy, Rancho Cucamonga&#146;s home for discount carpets, has died. It&#146;s up to his three sons to save the company from the massive debt left by their father.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 5,439 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Ride The Express]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/236311</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/236311"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/07/0214/a56b90ea9ad9b097b65e20c905058e11.jpg" alt="Ride The Express"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			From the team that brought you Superbad comes the new action-comedy Pineapple Express, starring Seth Rogen as Dale Denton, a lazy stoner who witnesses a brutal murder mid-puff. Dale must run for his life, but not without his dealer Saul in tow.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 36,942 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[The Onion Movie Channel]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/230925</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/230925"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/05/2817/5c94e5b9beceeb00a448d9beb1ec3be8.jpg" alt="The Onion Movie Channel"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			The Onion: Fake news so funny it'll make you cry.

The Onion Movie DVD Release June 3<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 63,774 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Flex and the City]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/229505</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/229505"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/05/2110/3e57f4d0e8bdd777c2b824053150a539.jpg" alt="Flex and the City"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			Body builders reenact your favorite scenes from Sex and the City.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 180,011 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Weird World of Sports]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/229737</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/229737"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/05/2114/0d1147dac264548e12a179f32f9a3882.jpg" alt="Weird World of Sports"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			Wacky sports, incredible games and extreme athletics.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 30,576 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[The Heavy Hit List]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/227519</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/227519"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/05/0915/6c3ee836de29dbaf0c8b2e0a3d9eb0a5.jpg" alt="The Heavy Hit List"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			The Top 10 things you need to know to be in the know.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 1,318,796 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Super Japanese Fun Time]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/227359</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/227359"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/05/0811/0decb223522d56285c5cbf56fad0e126.jpg" alt="Super Japanese Fun Time"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			Japanese Television that will boggle your mind.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 57,289 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Celeb Sellouts]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/226381</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/226381"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/05/0215/bbac6cf674864200a55fb270d8e54d72.jpg" alt="Celeb Sellouts"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			Your favorite celebrities trading in their dignity to star in foreign commercials.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 21,188 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Heavy Predatorz]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/226015</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/226015"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/04/3012/894fc957d70fecf14bd6acf5e337cefc.jpg" alt="Heavy Predatorz"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			Wild animals uncaged and out of control!<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 65,886 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Throwback TV]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/221961</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/221961"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/04/1116/6e62db0ae5fbb0fd8fa23b13678db1b3.jpg" alt="Throwback TV"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			All the most tubular clips from the 80s - don't touch that dial!<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 55,471 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Heavy Politics]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/223401</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/223401"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/04/1816/d48f1809ca2b790f5d368f3edad3ece1.jpg" alt="Heavy Politics"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			The most un-policitally correct videos of the 2008 presidential primary. <br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 47,075 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Foreign Idol]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/221919</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/221919"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/04/1111/efe09139b45633079b6c161a9d4073b5.jpg" alt="Foreign Idol"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			Cover your ears cuz this is the best of the worst Idol competitors from countries you probably couldn&#146;t even point out on a map.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 5,503 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Dwarf-O-Palooza]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/220279</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/220279"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/04/0314/24df5fdbe001ace232bddbd29db14c20.jpg" alt="Dwarf-O-Palooza"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			Watch wee ones go unhinged in this giant gathering of little
people.<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 111,653 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Chimapanzee Channel]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/220281</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/220281"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/04/0313/47aa080fedd9f52c209672f27bedfe4a.jpg" alt="Chimapanzee Channel"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			Where chimpanzees and monkeys go APE SH*T!<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 36,188 <br />
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					<title><![CDATA[Foley's Pond]]></title>
			<link>http://www.heavy.com/channel/222951</link>
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			<p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/channel/222951"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2008/04/1614/05fa980efd31754dd2e2d23d1ed2cdba.jpg" alt="Foley&#039;s Pond"/></a></p>
			<p><strong>by:</strong> <a href="http://my.heavy.com/heavysan">heavysan</a><br />
			An exlusive collection of sidesplitting videos from the director of "Tom Cruise is a C*ck-block."<br />
												 <strong>Total views:</strong> 11,420 <br />
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