Heavy - DANTAI MEDIA

David Hasselhoff Sucks

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:00:00 EDT

David Hasselhoff stops dragging his car around. "Behind the Music that Sucks" takes music icons, celebrities and overrated nobodies, and says what VH1's popular biography show, "Behind the Music," refuses to: Wow, these people really suck! Each episode of "Behind the Music that Sucks" is a parody of the most ridiculous, self-important and sucky Hollywood has to offer. "Behind the Music that Sucks," a hilarious cartoon series, is brought to you by Heavy original programming, and broadcast exclusively on Heavy.com.

Gollum Sings

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:31:59 EST

Gollum channels Barry White to lay down a precious R n' B groove.

Celebrity Holiday Special

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:00:00 EST

Lindsay has a nose so bright, Diddy caps that b**ch Bumble, and Paris Hilton gives Coldmiser a way to stay warm. "Behind the Music that Sucks" takes music icons, celebrities and overrated nobodies, and says what VH1's popular biography show, "Behind the Music," refuses to: Wow, these people really suck! Each episode of "Behind the Music that Sucks" is a parody of the most ridiculous, self-important and sucky Hollywood has to offer. "Behind the Music that Sucks," a hilarious cartoon series, is brought to you by Heavy original programming, and broadcast exclusively on Heavy.com.

Muslim Mouse

Tue, 22 May 2007 16:46:48 EDT

Man, like the American Mickey Mouse cartoons weren't unfunny enough.

Don's Rent-A-Gun

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 17:27:17 EDT

If you don't rent a gun from Don, he just might use it on you.

Yo, Star Wars Raps!

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:21:10 EST

Def Star records presents with hot new joint featuring Yo-Da and Notorious D.A.R.T.H., ya heard?

Store Wars

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

Not your everyday trip to the supermarket.

Bush's Best Speech

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:03:50 EDT

Finally, our Commander-in-Chief tells it like it really is.

She's Shaved Up There

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:53:31 EDT

As far as passout pranks go, this one's a cut above.

FROM ASHY TO CLASSY: What's Ashford Been Smoking?

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:24:47 EDT

Ashford Lawrence, (a.k.a. Ashy Larry) pays a visit to Q Cigars, one the best cigar shops in New York City, for a fine smoke. Upon entering Ashford Lawrence mistakes one of the heavyset patrons for Death Row Record's Suge Knight. He then flirts with the store's sexy Latina saleswoman, making innuendos that she slyly ignores (including one crack about Monica Lewinsky, who allegedly "shared a cigar" President Bill Clinton). Finally, Ashford Simpson selects a top of the line, $150 cigar, supplementing it with his own special ingredients. Donnell Rawlings ("Ashy Larry" from Chappelle's Show and the Ed Lover radio show) stars.

Yoda's On First

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EDT

An old comedy routine gets the future treatment in this feel good gem.

Searching For Souls

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:36:59 EST

Satan is low on souls, so he does what he can to gather more.

Your Momma's On Crack Rock

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 15:57:47 EST

Kids on crack. Literally. These sweet and innocent-looking girls sing about crack rock and someone?s jonesin? momma. Perhaps this video inspired Jay-Z?s ?Hard Knock Life? but somehow it seems unlikely.

Hannibal Loser

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

if the critics are hailing this as

XBA

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

this is reality basketball.

sith beer wars

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

will bud destroy the big rock? watch them blow some sh*t up.

Wasabi Wassup

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

sushi wassup

Terrorist Bloopers

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 21:00:12 EDT

Terrorist Bloopers

Legos

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

Legos get an a*s-kicking

New Anti-Road Rage Device, The Trunk Monkey

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

when all else fails, bring on the trunk monkey!

Jenna on Howard

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:00:00 EST

Jenna Jameson on Howard TV.

Jihadi Joe

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 00:00:00 EST

Comes with Twin Towers play set. Virgins sold seperately.

Bush State of the Union

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:26:41 EDT

D*CK-FACE

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:30:39 EDT

A very-respected D*ck Vice President Cheney delivers a f*ckin' beautiful speech from SCARFACE at the FRNC (F*ckin' Republican National Convention) in New York f*ckin' city.

Pillsbury Pooboy

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

The Pillsbury Doughboy squeezes out some chocolate in this spoofy commercial.

SCARFACE Impression

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 15:04:12 EDT

A dramatic f*ckin' rendition of the restaurant soliloquy from SCARFACE. F*ckin' brilliant. "Say Goodnight to the Great Actor!" Seriously, do I f*ckin' swear like 'dat?

M&M star wars

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

Lego Python

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EDT

Stop motion animation using Lego guys to recreate Monty Python's Knights' of the Round Table.

'95 Vince Dunks

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

watch vince carter's high school dunk contest vs. paul pierce

SITH r.o.t.b.

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

Star Wars gets 3-D

Nigga Please

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

eat some Nigga Please with your Cracker A*s Crackers!

Star Wars Lego

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

some guys never grew out of playing with toys

Funny Xenadrine commercial

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:25:16 EDT

Xenadrine Mascot rips into fat people to shock them into taking xenadrine in order to lose weight

No-Style Ballers

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

some people should never get near a basketball.

Beanbag Office

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

yeah, so why can't we all just work from home? good point.

SOCOM Community Theater

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:07:46 EDT

Funny as hell video made out of the video game SOCOM - This is so wrong - I laughed my a*s off.

Adventures of Man in a Bumble Bee Suit Man

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 15:44:06 EDT

Completed for cinemasports on July 23, 2006 the group from The Last Laugh San Francisco completed this film from concept to finish in only 10 hours. Fast, wild and fun there's no way to truly describe this film other than entertaining.

Banned Tiger Woods Commercial

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

Amazing golf commercial that never was.

Ninjas Attack Giant Baby

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

I just want to know who did this guy's makeup.

The Genius of The Black Eyed Peas

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 00:00:00 EDT

Don't believe will.i.am is a genuis? Just ask him! Or Garth Brooks. "Behind the Music that Sucks" takes music icons, celebrities and overrated nobodies, and says what VH1's popular biography show, "Behind the Music," refuses to: Wow, these people really suck! Each episode of "Behind the Music that Sucks" is a parody of the most ridiculous, self-important and sucky Hollywood has to offer. "Behind the Music that Sucks," a hilarious cartoon series, is brought to you by Heavy original programming, and broadcast exclusively on Heavy.com.

troops

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

this is a lesson for bad boys, bad boys.

Lego Gang Warfare

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EDT

Stop motion lego man movie about gang warfare.

star wars porn

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

young jedi learns a lesson in lust

Message to You (Rudi)

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:16:33 EDT

The Specials (live), 1979 - this song, a cover of Dandy Livingstone's 1960s classic practically heralded the "two-tone" Ska revival

What the Buck?

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 00:00:00 EDT

Oddball commericial. Save the trees!

Leslie Nielsen in Amsterdam

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT

Leslie Nielsen is clueless in the Red Light District.

Air Up There 720 Dunk

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:42:28 EDT

The Air Up There Performs the impossible. 720 dunk in your face.

Biggie - Brooklyn Corner Freestyle

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:56:51 EDT

Biggie shows his skills on a Bed-Sty corner!

R Kelly

Thu, 11 May 2006 00:00:00 EDT

Yes- we're going there.

High Speed Bicycle Chase

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 15:26:32 EDT

Guy on a bicycle out runs the police.