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Burly Sports: Rampaging Rampage and the Dark Knight Talk Sports

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:05:05 EDT

new episode!

Golf Without Tiger

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:32:50 EDT

The loss of the 2008 version of Tiger Woods is a loss that the PGA Tour will not recover from...at least not until 2009 when he makes his return. This song discusses the current state of affairs in the game of golf.

FOREIGN RUBBISH: The Ladies of Miss Universe World

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:13:38 EDT

Miss Universe. Sexist? Who can say. How about we let the ladies speak for themselves? From sushi rolls to lack of panties, Foreign Rubbish presents the ladies of Miss Universe World 2008!

Burly Sports: Life-Saving NFL Players & Home-Wrecking Madonna

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:43:33 EDT

This week, Burly Sports host Nick Stevens examines the growing popularity of a controversial phrase among athletes (Hint: it rhymes with "No Romo"), the life saving antics of two NFL stars, and the American Mustache Institute's endorsement of Jason Giambi's new 'stache. Nick also interviews Madonna about her role in A-Rod's divorce proceedings and finds out maybe too much information.

Never Say Goodbye Brett

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:24:26 EDT

He wants to play...he retires...he wants to play...he retires...he wants to play...this song uses the tune of Bon Jovi's "Never Say Goodbye" to let Brett Favre tell you his story in song...after all, he'll never say goodbye.

The Juiced Story: Jose Canseco Saves the Day

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:53:56 EDT

After becoming the poster boy for steroids in Major League Baseball, Jose Canseco looks for redemption by teaching a losing soft ball team all he knows about how to win, which is to say he teaches them about corking bats, talking to umpires and taking steroids. Lots of steroids.

Burly Sports: July 4th Sportacular

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:26:15 EDT

This 4th of July Nick Stevens takes a look at unique American sports such as cow chip throwing, beer pong, and hot dog eating contests.

Good To Be A Yankee

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:52:44 EDT

It's good to be a Yankee indeed! This song takes a look at a few New York Yankees and their female companions.

Burly Sports: Rapping Pinnella & Modeling Maria Sharapova

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:10:24 EDT

This week Nick Stevens examines Lou Pinnela's controversial internet rap video and Don Imus's racial remarks about Pacman Jones. Nick also interviews Maria Sharapova and asks her about her new modeling career.

Ticket to Boston

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:21:29 EDT

After watching Bronson Arroyo give up 10 runs, 11 hits, and 3 home runs in 1 inning of work, I penned this tune offering to buy the singer a ticket out of Cincinnati and back to Boston.

Please Forgive Me by Ocho Cinco

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:49:07 EDT

This song comes straight from the heart of Ocho Cinco, Chad Johnson, as he uses the Bryan Adams song to plead for forgiveness from his quarterback, Carson Palmer, for his crazy antics during the offseason.

Chicago Cubs 1908-2008

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:55:04 EDT

This song covers the Chicago Cubs 2008 season and their hopes of finally winning another World Series after a 100 year wait.

FOREIGN RUBBISH: The ladies of Euro 2008

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:01:36 EDT

It's been a tournament of goals... and ladies galore. Foreign Rubbish brings you the greatest support a team could ask for.

Big Shot Rob

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:29:43 EDT

Being sick and tired of Shaq and Kobe trying to rehash their old feud arguing which one was the main reason for the Lakers championship run...this song reminds everyone of the real reason behind their success..."Big Shot" Robert Horry!

Burly Sports: Best Sports Week Ever

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:12:38 EDT

NBA championship, a US open for the ages, the Mets being the screw up kings of queens. Nick Stevens gives the run down on what possibly could be the best week in sports ever.

All Stars

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:29:55 EDT

This song parodies Nickelback's "Rock Star" to describe the wishes of a potential 12th man token white guy as NBA draft day approaches.

Burly Sports: Wide World of Burly Sports

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:38:18 EDT

Rodger Clemens uses Viagra, Ken Griffey Jr. hits "the" homerun and no one cares, Michael Strahan gets grilled by Nick about his retirement and his possible career in broadcasting and we give the Lakers Celtics finals the old "who's your daddy" when it comes to Tim Donaghy and his shady game calling techniques.

Burly Sports: 5 Favorite Scandalicious Moments in NBA History

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:48:05 EDT

Nick Stevens counts down his 5 favorite Scandalicious Moments in NBA History. Latrell Sprewell and PJ Carlesimo fight their way into 5th place, Isiah Thomas moves into 4th place with his sexual harassment trial, Kobe grabs the 3rd place spot with his hotel debacle, the Pacers and the Pistons brawl wins them the 2nd spot and the number 1 spot belongs to Tim Donaghy's gambling scandal.

David Stern Song

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:38:08 EDT

This song questions the possibility that Vince McMahon might be running the NBA in light of outcome altering allegations made by crooked ref Tim Donaghy.

Foreign Rubbish: Euro 2008 Preview

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:56:47 EDT

Euro 2008 preview: Foreign Rubbish looks at the highs and lows of the European soccer championships, one buffed Italian at a time.

Burly Sports: Soccer Streakers and Kobe Comes Clean

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:27:35 EDT

Meet the sexy Italian soccer streaker. Green Bay Packer Home Security. Kobe comes clean about Kardashian's caboose. And what you've always wanted to do to a Boston Red Sox Fan. That's right, upside the head, motha...

I Wish They All Could Be Like Charissa

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:24:17 EDT

This song parodies The Beach Boys "California Girls" to pay tribute to the fastest rising female sports reporter in the business, Charissa Thompson. Charissa is a co-host on Fox Sports Network's "Best Damn Sports Show Period" and will be a sideline reporter for NFL broadcasts on Fox this fall.

Where Have All The White Boys Gone?

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:33:55 EDT

This song is a tribute to all the fans who suffer for their favorite players...through thick and thin, good and bad times, for better or worse. Sounds a lot like marriage, huh?

Burly Sports: You know you're a red neck when...

Fri, 30 May 2008 13:19:57 EDT

+ Cheese rolling: the sport of the future, minor league Canadian baseball player John Odom was traded for ten baseball bats, the MLB uses tasteless puns, and the Mets show their support for embattled manager Willie Randolf. + Resident racing hottie, Danica Patrick, claims she isn't just a pretty face. + UFC and MMA fans, and Nick Stevens have octagon-shaped boners for Kimbo Slice.

Jay Bruce Almighty

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:54:58 EDT

This song pays tribute to Jay Bruce, the Cincinnati Reds rookie phenom who has burst onto the scene by hitting nearly .600 with 2 home runs in his first 6 games of the 2008 season.

Bigger Than Billy Ray

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:42:14 EDT

This song pays tribute to Brandon Webb, the Arizona Diamondback pitcher who won the 2006 Cy Young Award and who has started the 2008 season by becoming MLB's first 10 game winner by the end of May. His hometown of Ashland, Kentucky is also the hometown of some other famous people such as Ashley Judd, the Duct Tape Bandit, and Billy Ray Cyrus.

Burly Sports: Double KO

Fri, 23 May 2008 11:06:19 EDT

News anchor Nick Stevens bares all in this week's high-impact edition of the Webby Award-winning Burly Sports Show. On the roster: + Hall of famer Mike Piazza retires, Jason Taylor loses dancing with the stars to a figure skater and Bill Parcells hates him even more, Bill Belichick says what's on his mind and Charles Barkley publicly apologizes for his massive debts in Vegas. + Tennis superstar Venus Williams agrees that her sister has some serious junk in the trunk. + Nick Stevens tests out Gold Bond Medicated Powder for himself.

Beatdown Tonight (Kimbo Slice Song)

Wed, 21 May 2008 15:53:27 EDT

This song pays tribute to Internet brawling sensation turned MMA fighter Kimbo Slice. It parodies "Heartache Tonight" by The Eagles.

OLD RICH PEOPLE - Mike D'Antoni Sells Soul

Wed, 14 May 2008 10:29:24 EDT

The Knicks announced Mike D'Antoni as their new head coach and we go live to Satan in Hell, who now owns D'Antoni's soul

Burly Sports: Nick Goes Nuts

Fri, 16 May 2008 12:06:03 EDT

Tempers flare on the Burly Sports when news anchor Nick Stevens realizes the teleprompter doesn't work, but he manages to wrap it smoothly despite technical difficulties. This week on the Burly Sports Show: + In the anticlimactic denouement to the so-called "Spygate" saga, Commissioner Roger Goodell closes the case having found nothing despite 8 new videos from former Patriots video assistant Matt Walsh. + The Dallas Cowboys are getting pumped up for another season of being starred in HBO's The Hard Knocks, a reality show about NFL training camps. + Two top female athletes, tennis player Justine Henin and golfer Annika Sorenstam, retire to a life of luxury. + Meow! Sideline reporter Erin Andrews sizes up her competition during a catty Guinterview.

Foreign Rubbish: Manchester United tribute

Mon, 12 May 2008 20:15:19 EDT

Manchester United are the English Premier League Champions! Foreign Rubbish asks how a crazy Scot, an Argentine Cumbia dancer, a granny hooker-lover and a Canadian can be the best soccer team the in world.

Burly Sports: Revelations

Fri, 09 May 2008 11:47:38 EDT

All the sports new fit to make fun of on this week's Burly Sports Show hosted by news anchor Nick Steven. Today, on the Burly Sports Show: + Breakthroughs in the Marvin Harrison gun case, Yankees fan Yvonne Hernandez says she lost control over her car when she struck a taunting Red Sox fan and Kobe Bryant is named MVP. + Mike Tyson answers the question everyone wants to know: "Does human ear taste like chicken?" and reveals just how scary he really is. + President of the Benevolent Order of Outstanding Beauties in Sports, Sarah Hillman, discusses the objectification of hot chicks in sports. Wait, is that not PC?

Where Memories Can Happen

Sat, 10 May 2008 21:30:27 EDT

This song looks back at the classic battles between the Los Angeles Lakers and Boston Celtics in the 1980's and forward to the potential matchup in the 2008 NBA Finals.

OLD RICH PEOPLE - Tyler Perry's House Of Overtimes

Wed, 07 May 2008 00:38:27 EDT

NHL Playoffs, meet Tyler Perry

Burly Sports: King of the Bounce Championship

Tue, 06 May 2008 16:35:36 EDT

Burly Sports news anchor Nick Stevens goes ringside to bring you all the trash-talkin' live action from the King of the Bounce Championship presented by Footlocker. Get ready to rock em' and royally sock em'.

King of the Bounce: Loser's Edition

Tue, 06 May 2008 16:23:43 EDT

Burly Sports news anchor Nick Stevens rubs some salt in the wounds of the sore losers.

King of the Bounce: Tyrone "Big Bounce" Baker

Tue, 06 May 2008 15:02:11 EDT

Look at how chiseled Tyrone "Big Bounce" Baker's face is. He is flashy, he can back it up in the ring and more than anything, he loves to talk in the third person.

King of the Bounce: Kevin "Mr. Exec" Walker

Tue, 06 May 2008 14:58:24 EDT

Kevin "Mr. Exec" Walker knows everything about everything, including training for the Bounce Competition. Some people drink, some people do drugs, but winning is how he gets high.

King of the Bounce: Joey "Meatface" Calzoni

Tue, 06 May 2008 14:51:41 EDT

Joey "Meatface" Calzoni is 220 pounds of twisted steel, and he plans to crush the competition through sheer brute force. For weeks, "Meatface" has been mixing up his workout routine with squats, dead lifts, leg presses, bicep curl, preacher rows...bicep curls.

King of the Bounce: David "Zeus" Williams

Tue, 06 May 2008 14:44:01 EDT

According to David "Zeus" Williams, the other bounce competitors are just prey waiting to be caught in his talons.

BURLY SPORTS: Guys Do It All The Time

Fri, 02 May 2008 12:05:52 EDT

Before you next GTA IV marathon begins, kick it into gear with this week's Webby-nominated Burly Sports Show hosted by news anchor Nick Stevens. + Roger Clemens, "The Rocket," continues to lose credibility for his ten year affair with country singer Mindy McCready, college football won't be switching to a 14-play off format and TV reporter Maria Menounos attempts to qualify for a professional volleyball event. + LA newbie Torii Hunter gives away the source of all that HGH and assures everyone that he is cool. + Nick Stevens debates the credibility of sports blogs

My Diaper Dandy

Mon, 05 May 2008 23:30:07 EDT

This song follows NCAA basketball coaches on the trail of recruiting a "diaper dandy" player in the maternity ward of the hospital. Anything to get a leg up on the competition!

OLD RICH PEOPLE - A Dolphins Fan's Nightmare

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:30:32 EDT

With the first overall pick in the 2008, the Miami Dolphins select.......Ted Ginn???!?

It's The End Of Sports News As We Know It

Sun, 04 May 2008 00:21:47 EDT

This song parodies REM's "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" in examining the changing times in sports media as bloggers gain more popularity and newspapers lose ground.

BURLY SPORTS: MLB Wives

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:10:44 EDT

Check this smokin' hot roundup of the top 10 hottest wives of MLB athletes. Up next? Perhaps the top 10 hottest mistresses.

FOREIGN RUBBISH: Olympics? BOOOORRRING!

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:47:28 EDT

The Olympics have always been crap. Foreign Rubbish shows you why!

BURLY SPORTS: Feelin' a Draft

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:38:57 EDT

The Webby-nominated Burly Sports Show, hosted by news anchor Nick Stevens, sticks a wet thumb in the air to determine which way the trade winds are a' blowin'. On this week's Burly Sports Show: + Jake Long signs a contract ensuring that he won't stare at Bill Parcell's man-boobs (moobs), John Alexander's fun in Seattle has come to and end, and French Canadians go coo-coo for hockey. + Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama talks sports, politics and Hillary's hefty physique. + Jessica Simpson makes a call to Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones to thank him personally.

Substance Over Style

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:49:23 EDT

This song pays tribute to the most boring 4 time NBA champions anyone could ever hope to see...the San Antonio Spurs. They are using their "substance over style" approach to make a push for a 5th title in the 2008 NBA playoffs.

Junior Griffey

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:30:05 EDT

This song pays tribute to Ken Griffey Jr. as he approaches 600 career home runs. He is the first all natural hitter to accomplish this feat since Willie Mays.

The Jake Long Song

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:04:06 EDT

This song serves as a half tribute-half warning to Miami Dolphins 2008 first round draft pick Jake Long, offensive tackle from Michigan. Just don't turn out like all-time draft bust Tony Mandarich and everything will be just fine!