http://www.heavy.com/rss/channel/85316 http://www.heavy.com/images/heavy_logos/heavy_logo_144_54_alpha.png http://www.heavy.com 144 54 en-us 90 http://www.heavy.com/video/71351 Nick tries to fit as many long dogs into his mouth as possible, and still isnt as good as it as a guy named "Chestnut". Meanwhile, the USA as a nation came this close to caring about soccer. Swing and a miss, better luck next time folks, go back to staring at the fourth incarnation of Posh Beckham's boobs. A tennis player did something but shes 17 so we can't say how we'd like to . Mariano Rivera did something. Everyone still hates the Yankees except for their fans You enjoy fast paced a*s kickings? Win two tickets to UFC 100 in Vegas exclusively from Heavy. Just go to http://www.heavy.com/UFC100.html to enter. Just enjoy Nick's musings? Follow him on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/theBSshow

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/71351 Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:16:55 EDT Nick tries to fit as many long dogs into his mouth as possible, and still isnt as good as it as a guy named "Chestnut". Meanwhile, the USA as a nation came this close to caring about soccer. Swing and a miss, better luck next time folks, go back to staring at the fourth incarnation of Posh Beckham's boobs. A tennis player did something but shes 17 so we can't say how we'd like to . Mariano Rivera did something. Everyone still hates the Yankees except for their fans You enjoy fast paced a*s kickings? Win two tickets to UFC 100 in Vegas exclusively from Heavy. Just go to http://www.heavy.com/UFC100.html to enter. Just enjoy Nick's musings? Follow him on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/theBSshow

]]> The Burly Sports Show: Scarfing down some dogs, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/71165 Hurray! Shaq is going to the Cavs! Now we can start calling him "The Big Steamer". Oh happy day! Apparently Yao is having some issues but...BIG STEAMER! Sorry. Blake Griffin is going to the Clippers. We already forgot his name. Later on, Shia drops by - Megan Fox. Shia talks about - Megan Fox. Shia analyzes the situation in Iran in regards to the geopolitical Megan Fox. Boobs. Wait, what?

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/71165 Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:28:23 EDT Hurray! Shaq is going to the Cavs! Now we can start calling him "The Big Steamer". Oh happy day! Apparently Yao is having some issues but...BIG STEAMER! Sorry. Blake Griffin is going to the Clippers. We already forgot his name. Later on, Shia drops by - Megan Fox. Shia talks about - Megan Fox. Shia analyzes the situation in Iran in regards to the geopolitical Megan Fox. Boobs. Wait, what?

]]> The Burly Sports Show: Shia Drops By, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/71029 The Red Sox bullpen took a hit recently. Or more accurately their wallet took a hit since hiring the useless sack of skin that is Dice-K. Since basketball ended we've been huddling in dirty subway corners compulsively scratching from withdrawal. Luckily, the NBA draft is coming. Its always fun to watch high schoolers receive multi million dollar contracts and think about the fast food joints we were working in right out of high school. Wimbledon competition is heating up. Whats that? Nadal is out? Never mind. The Iron Sheik steps in to give us a piece of his mind on that topic. You enjoy fast paced a*s kickings? Win two tickets to UFC 100 in Vegas exclusively from Heavy. Just go to http://www.heavy.com/ufc to enter. Just enjoy Nick's musings? Follow him on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/theBSshow

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/71029 Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:19:15 EDT The Red Sox bullpen took a hit recently. Or more accurately their wallet took a hit since hiring the useless sack of skin that is Dice-K. Since basketball ended we've been huddling in dirty subway corners compulsively scratching from withdrawal. Luckily, the NBA draft is coming. Its always fun to watch high schoolers receive multi million dollar contracts and think about the fast food joints we were working in right out of high school. Wimbledon competition is heating up. Whats that? Nadal is out? Never mind. The Iron Sheik steps in to give us a piece of his mind on that topic. You enjoy fast paced a*s kickings? Win two tickets to UFC 100 in Vegas exclusively from Heavy. Just go to http://www.heavy.com/ufc to enter. Just enjoy Nick's musings? Follow him on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/theBSshow

]]> The Burly Sports Show: Grizzly Sports, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/70819 Shaq is thinking of moving to the Cav's. Hoop heads haven't gone this crazy over something since they found out Kobe was actually just a cloth puppet. Sports have always brought men together, whether its shooting the breeze or tying your kids up in the garage, sports always brings us closer.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/70819 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:12:10 EDT Shaq is thinking of moving to the Cav's. Hoop heads haven't gone this crazy over something since they found out Kobe was actually just a cloth puppet. Sports have always brought men together, whether its shooting the breeze or tying your kids up in the garage, sports always brings us closer.

]]> The Burly Sports Show: Family Love, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/70593 Hockey and Basketball are ending oh my!

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/70593 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:25:20 EDT Hockey and Basketball are ending oh my!

]]> Burly Sports: Real Men Play Lawn Darts, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/70357 Kobe, LeBron and Hummers. Wait, what?

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/70357 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:19:59 EDT Kobe, LeBron and Hummers. Wait, what?

]]> The Burly Sports Show: the NBA Finals, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/69991 Jose Canseco goes down, Boston groans, the Cavs head to the finish.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/69991 Tue, 26 May 2009 18:09:19 EDT Jose Canseco goes down, Boston groans, the Cavs head to the finish.

]]> The Burly Sports Show: Needs more roids!, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/69813 The Cavaliers choke at home, the Nuggets do better than they thought they would and Michael Vick is free!

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/69813 Thu, 21 May 2009 17:44:45 EDT The Cavaliers choke at home, the Nuggets do better than they thought they would and Michael Vick is free!

]]> The Burly Sports Show: Michael Vick Released From Prison!, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/69611 Nick runs down the biggest amazingly stupid people in sports of the week. From Joe Madden's intelligent lineups, to John Lackey's intelligent pitching, to Ochocinco's just over all intelligence (or lack thereof), Nick lines them up and cuts em down.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/69611 Mon, 18 May 2009 21:07:15 EDT Nick runs down the biggest amazingly stupid people in sports of the week. From Joe Madden's intelligent lineups, to John Lackey's intelligent pitching, to Ochocinco's just over all intelligence (or lack thereof), Nick lines them up and cuts em down.

]]> Burly Sports: Amazingly Stupid Sports Person or Other Persons in sports, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/69385 The first streaker in the history of baseball at Citi Field has been caught and will soon be charged. The MLB called back their first home run this week as umpires used video replay to reverse two calls in the same day. The near home runs were hit by Adam Laroche and Ross Gload. Andy Reid's son, Garret, is being sent back to prison for failing a drug test and fighting with an inmate at his halfway house. Unfortunately, Ryan Zimmerman's hit streak comes to an end at 30 games.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/69385 Thu, 14 May 2009 17:38:59 EDT The first streaker in the history of baseball at Citi Field has been caught and will soon be charged. The MLB called back their first home run this week as umpires used video replay to reverse two calls in the same day. The near home runs were hit by Adam Laroche and Ross Gload. Andy Reid's son, Garret, is being sent back to prison for failing a drug test and fighting with an inmate at his halfway house. Unfortunately, Ryan Zimmerman's hit streak comes to an end at 30 games.

]]> Burly Sports: Citi Field's First Streaker!, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/69193 The Bruins, Celtics and the Red Sox all won on Saturday. The hockey and basketball playoffs have been amazing! Aaron Brooks's career has been resurrected in basketball after a 34 point massacre against the Lakers on Mother's Day. Washington 3rd baseman, Ryan Zimmerman, stretched his hitting streak to 28 games this weekend. ESPN is premiering a new documentary entitled, "Halfway to DiMaggio: The Ran Zimmerman Story." According to News of the World. Baltimore-area exotic dancer, Theresa White, claims she had a threeway with Michael Phelps. Not only that, but she reports that he's falling out of shape, eating at Taco Bell, addicted to online poker and loves chewing tobacco.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/69193 Mon, 11 May 2009 18:06:18 EDT The Bruins, Celtics and the Red Sox all won on Saturday. The hockey and basketball playoffs have been amazing! Aaron Brooks's career has been resurrected in basketball after a 34 point massacre against the Lakers on Mother's Day. Washington 3rd baseman, Ryan Zimmerman, stretched his hitting streak to 28 games this weekend. ESPN is premiering a new documentary entitled, "Halfway to DiMaggio: The Ran Zimmerman Story." According to News of the World. Baltimore-area exotic dancer, Theresa White, claims she had a threeway with Michael Phelps. Not only that, but she reports that he's falling out of shape, eating at Taco Bell, addicted to online poker and loves chewing tobacco.

]]> Burly Sports: Awesome NHL and NBA Playoffs!, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/69003 Manny Ramirez gets benched for 50 games! Denise Richards sings the National Anthem and the Dali Lama is a Pats fan.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/69003 Thu, 07 May 2009 18:48:32 EDT Manny Ramirez gets benched for 50 games! Denise Richards sings the National Anthem and the Dali Lama is a Pats fan.

]]> Burly Sports: Oh No Manny!, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/68829 At 140 pounds, Filipino Manny Pacqiao has become the new boxing king after knocking out Ricky Hatton. The Kentucky Derby took place, but no one really seems to have noticed. David Ortiz previously mentioned that the Red Sox need to acquire another power hitter. The NBA has moved into the conference semi-finals. The Boston Celtics, despite multiple injuries, are coming off of a 7 game series win over the Chicago Bulls. But it looks as though they'll just be warm-up material for the Orlando Magic before their finals against LeBron James and the Cavaliers. The Miami Dolphins sold the naming rights to their stadium to Land Shark lager, partially owned by Jimmy Buffett. For more sports jokes and the like follow the Burly Sports Show on Twitter.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/68829 Sports Mon, 04 May 2009 17:45:23 EDT Sports At 140 pounds, Filipino Manny Pacqiao has become the new boxing king after knocking out Ricky Hatton. The Kentucky Derby took place, but no one really seems to have noticed. David Ortiz previously mentioned that the Red Sox need to acquire another power hitter. The NBA has moved into the conference semi-finals. The Boston Celtics, despite multiple injuries, are coming off of a 7 game series win over the Chicago Bulls. But it looks as though they'll just be warm-up material for the Orlando Magic before their finals against LeBron James and the Cavaliers. The Miami Dolphins sold the naming rights to their stadium to Land Shark lager, partially owned by Jimmy Buffett. For more sports jokes and the like follow the Burly Sports Show on Twitter.

]]> Burly Sports: Manny Pacqiao and the NBA Semi-finals , Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/68609 It looks like the rehabbing Yankees third baseman, Alex Rodriquez, is head of the schedule and it also looks like the steroid and tabloid friendly slugger may have been juicing as far as high school. In other news, the 135th Kentucky Derby runs this weekend from Churchill Downs, so it's time to wife pick a horse based on its name and get absolutely trashed on mint juleps. Alabama have joined with Texas in cancelling their sporting events this weekend due to fear of a swine flu outbreak. Now all kids can come over to Uncle Nick's Derby Party! Speaking of bad judgment, HBO has announced that the Cincinnati Bengals will star in the 2009 edition of their popular football training camp show, Hard Knocks. This could be the greatest show of all-time! For all the sports jokes in between shows, follow us on Twitter.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/68609 Sports Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:35:12 EDT Sports It looks like the rehabbing Yankees third baseman, Alex Rodriquez, is head of the schedule and it also looks like the steroid and tabloid friendly slugger may have been juicing as far as high school. In other news, the 135th Kentucky Derby runs this weekend from Churchill Downs, so it's time to wife pick a horse based on its name and get absolutely trashed on mint juleps. Alabama have joined with Texas in cancelling their sporting events this weekend due to fear of a swine flu outbreak. Now all kids can come over to Uncle Nick's Derby Party! Speaking of bad judgment, HBO has announced that the Cincinnati Bengals will star in the 2009 edition of their popular football training camp show, Hard Knocks. This could be the greatest show of all-time! For all the sports jokes in between shows, follow us on Twitter.

]]> Burly Sports: A-Rod Rehabilitation and HBO Hard Knocks, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/68399 The NFL Draft was a letdown, the Red Sox sweep the Yankees, NASCAR sees a crash and the coach of the New York Rangers is a douche.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/68399 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:29:49 EDT The NFL Draft was a letdown, the Red Sox sweep the Yankees, NASCAR sees a crash and the coach of the New York Rangers is a douche.

]]> Burly Sports: NFL Draft Letdown and Red Sox Sweep, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/68129 Bruins advance, new records are set at the new Yankee stadium and prepare for the NHL draft.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/68129 Sports Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:19:51 EDT Sports Bruins advance, new records are set at the new Yankee stadium and prepare for the NHL draft.

]]> Burly Sports: Bruins Bandwagon and NFL Draft , Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/67987 Nick comments on the NBA playoffs, baseball and sports broadcasters.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/67987 Sports Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:53:56 EDT Sports Nick comments on the NBA playoffs, baseball and sports broadcasters.

]]> Burly Sports: NBA Playoffs and Sports Broadcasters, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/67877 Burly Sports newscaster, Nick Stevens, visits the new Yankee Stadium on its opening day, providing commentary on all the new and lovely features. The beautiful, $1.5 billion stadium is breathtaking... until the Yankee fans showed up! But that's not all! The new stadium offers programs for $15, cans of PBR for $9 and deli-made turkey sandwiches for $12! What else could a baseball fan going through one of the worst economic crisis this country has ever seen ask for? Maybe a little decency. The Yankees have always celebrated their opening days in good fashion and did so this year with Yogi Berra, Bucky Dent, Goose Gossage and... Jeff Nelson? Nick pays a visit to the concession stands, the in-stadium sports bar and watches on as drunken fans get escorted out of the stadium. But the game was actually pretty good, what with a pitcher's duel until the 7th inning when Yankee reliever, Damasco Marte, allowed the Indians to score. And congratulations to @SpumoniNick, @BabyMcQueen and @Eddaru for winning the Burly Sports 7th inning stretch Twittercast contest to come up with the next day's newspaper headline!

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/67877 Sports Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:44:58 EDT Sports Burly Sports newscaster, Nick Stevens, visits the new Yankee Stadium on its opening day, providing commentary on all the new and lovely features. The beautiful, $1.5 billion stadium is breathtaking... until the Yankee fans showed up! But that's not all! The new stadium offers programs for $15, cans of PBR for $9 and deli-made turkey sandwiches for $12! What else could a baseball fan going through one of the worst economic crisis this country has ever seen ask for? Maybe a little decency. The Yankees have always celebrated their opening days in good fashion and did so this year with Yogi Berra, Bucky Dent, Goose Gossage and... Jeff Nelson? Nick pays a visit to the concession stands, the in-stadium sports bar and watches on as drunken fans get escorted out of the stadium. But the game was actually pretty good, what with a pitcher's duel until the 7th inning when Yankee reliever, Damasco Marte, allowed the Indians to score. And congratulations to @SpumoniNick, @BabyMcQueen and @Eddaru for winning the Burly Sports 7th inning stretch Twittercast contest to come up with the next day's newspaper headline!

]]> Burly Sports: New Yankee Stadium , Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/67583 Finally, the NHL Season is about to begin - actually they've been playing hockey for six months; it's the playoffs that have started. So the hockey you can give a damn about begins this week. Well, its official. Your South American uncle The Masters, an exiting and majestic golf tournament. We saw Angel Cabrera, your depressed dad Chad Campbell and your fat cousin Kenny Perry; all play the most boring game of hot potato with the coveted green jacket. In the end one of them had to not lose. Just remember, if you smoke - you can do anything. In other news, New York City unveils two new baseball crown jewels this week: The new Yankees Stadium and Citi Field. One is a lavish update of a time-honored baseball cathedral and the other one is still in Queens. Major League Baseball opening week 2009 round up: The Blue Jays are hot, the Red Sox are not, and the Pirates all got shot. Last years Cy Young winners Cliff Lee and Tim Lincecum expected to be the anchors of their teams rotations, have instead anchored their teams to the bottom of their respected divisions. But just when you think there is no pitcher in baseball you can count on, along comes Carl Pavano, who gives you exactly what you expect from Carl Pavano - nine runs in one inning - that means when he pitched in that one inning that other team scored 9 times. For all the jokes and stories that fill in the gaps follow the BS Show on Twitter at twitter.com/TheBSshow Don't forget, this Thursday, April 16th 2009 we'll be twittercasting LIVE from opening day at the new Yankee Stadium. Don't miss a tweet. Remember to watch The Burly Sports Show news week only on Heavy.com

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/67583 Sports Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:43:20 EDT Sports Finally, the NHL Season is about to begin - actually they've been playing hockey for six months; it's the playoffs that have started. So the hockey you can give a damn about begins this week. Well, its official. Your South American uncle The Masters, an exiting and majestic golf tournament. We saw Angel Cabrera, your depressed dad Chad Campbell and your fat cousin Kenny Perry; all play the most boring game of hot potato with the coveted green jacket. In the end one of them had to not lose. Just remember, if you smoke - you can do anything. In other news, New York City unveils two new baseball crown jewels this week: The new Yankees Stadium and Citi Field. One is a lavish update of a time-honored baseball cathedral and the other one is still in Queens. Major League Baseball opening week 2009 round up: The Blue Jays are hot, the Red Sox are not, and the Pirates all got shot. Last years Cy Young winners Cliff Lee and Tim Lincecum expected to be the anchors of their teams rotations, have instead anchored their teams to the bottom of their respected divisions. But just when you think there is no pitcher in baseball you can count on, along comes Carl Pavano, who gives you exactly what you expect from Carl Pavano - nine runs in one inning - that means when he pitched in that one inning that other team scored 9 times. For all the jokes and stories that fill in the gaps follow the BS Show on Twitter at twitter.com/TheBSshow Don't forget, this Thursday, April 16th 2009 we'll be twittercasting LIVE from opening day at the new Yankee Stadium. Don't miss a tweet. Remember to watch The Burly Sports Show news week only on Heavy.com

]]> Burly Sports: PGA tournament, Hockey and New Baseball Stadiums, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/66937 This week Nick Stevens gives a preview of the 2009 major league baseball season including the biggest stars, failures, and changes to the game.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/66937 Sports Fri, 03 Apr 2009 11:16:14 EDT Sports This week Nick Stevens gives a preview of the 2009 major league baseball season including the biggest stars, failures, and changes to the game.

]]> Burly Sports: 2009 Baseball Preview Show, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/65827 Nick Stevens is here to provide you with ultimate, definitive guide to this year's NCAA Men's Hoop Action. Learn about Bracketiquette, S.C.A.L.L.I.F. and more.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/65827 Sports Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:20:18 EDT Sports Nick Stevens is here to provide you with ultimate, definitive guide to this year's NCAA Men's Hoop Action. Learn about Bracketiquette, S.C.A.L.L.I.F. and more.

]]> Burly Sports: March Madness Bracketiquette, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/65267 This week Nick Stevens rounds up the top 10 sports buffoons of 2009 so far. Sports buffoons ranging from Helio Castroneves to the 103.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/65267 Sports Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:20:16 EST Sports This week Nick Stevens rounds up the top 10 sports buffoons of 2009 so far. Sports buffoons ranging from Helio Castroneves to the 103.

]]> Burly Sports: Top 10 Sports Buffoons of 2009, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/64653 This week Nick Stevens dedicates an entire Burly Sports episode to A-Rod's steroids debacle. Nick also interviews the roiding baseball star himself Alex Rodriguez.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/64653 Sports Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:09:12 EST Sports This week Nick Stevens dedicates an entire Burly Sports episode to A-Rod's steroids debacle. Nick also interviews the roiding baseball star himself Alex Rodriguez.

]]> Burly Sports: Farewell to A-Roid Special, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/64147 Welcome to the Black Hole of sports reporting.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/64147 Sports Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:27:11 EST Sports Welcome to the Black Hole of sports reporting.

]]> Burly Sports: The Black Hole of Sports, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/63663 This week Nick Stevens tries to get hyped for what quite possibly could be the worst super bowl ever. Nick also conducts a special interview with Kurt Warner.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/63663 Sports Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:09:58 EST Sports This week Nick Stevens tries to get hyped for what quite possibly could be the worst super bowl ever. Nick also conducts a special interview with Kurt Warner.

]]> Burly Sports: Super Bowltacular, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/63099 Burly Sports Show host, Nick Stevens interviews Balls Out actor, Seann William Scott. After Matt Millen built the NFL's only 0-16 team ever, he's been hired to host the pre and post game coverage on NBC. He's also being considered for Superbowl coverage. This is also a tragedy. Nick Stevens provides the definition of "Balls out" as exuding tremendous effort or trying extremely hard. However, he recognizes that a sports saying's only real impact is based off its crossover appeal, so he invites Seann William Scott, star of Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach, on the set. Seann admits to trying hard to be a jerk and claims that balls out is the only way to live. He tells Nick that he shouldn't live balls in and that he shouldn't think. He should only act. Nick then strikes back with a mean comment about Seann's American Pie movies and Seann realizes the Nick does, in fact, live balls out. Jeff Jagodzinski was fired from his position as head coach of the Boston College Eagles this week, after he interviewed with the New York Jets about their head coach vacancy after being warned by Boston College that he'd lose his job if he did so. This officially makes him a perfect candidate for head coach of the Jets.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/63099 Sports Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:02:30 EST Sports Burly Sports Show host, Nick Stevens interviews Balls Out actor, Seann William Scott. After Matt Millen built the NFL's only 0-16 team ever, he's been hired to host the pre and post game coverage on NBC. He's also being considered for Superbowl coverage. This is also a tragedy. Nick Stevens provides the definition of "Balls out" as exuding tremendous effort or trying extremely hard. However, he recognizes that a sports saying's only real impact is based off its crossover appeal, so he invites Seann William Scott, star of Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach, on the set. Seann admits to trying hard to be a jerk and claims that balls out is the only way to live. He tells Nick that he shouldn't live balls in and that he shouldn't think. He should only act. Nick then strikes back with a mean comment about Seann's American Pie movies and Seann realizes the Nick does, in fact, live balls out. Jeff Jagodzinski was fired from his position as head coach of the Boston College Eagles this week, after he interviewed with the New York Jets about their head coach vacancy after being warned by Boston College that he'd lose his job if he did so. This officially makes him a perfect candidate for head coach of the Jets.

]]> Burly Sports: Balls Out With Seann William Scott, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/62957 This song uses Poison's "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" to urge the Chicago Bulls to make a trade for a center providing some help to their sensational rookie guard Derrick Rose.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/62957 Sports Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:01:02 EST Sports This song uses Poison's "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" to urge the Chicago Bulls to make a trade for a center providing some help to their sensational rookie guard Derrick Rose.

]]> Derrick Rose Needs Some Help, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/62875 Nick Stevens and the Ghost of Burly Sports past take a look at the top 10 awful places and stuff to happen in sports in 2008. KNOW YOUR LIMIT, MATE! © 2008 Oil Can Breweries, Fort Worth TX

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/62875 Sports Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:53:23 EST Sports Nick Stevens and the Ghost of Burly Sports past take a look at the top 10 awful places and stuff to happen in sports in 2008. KNOW YOUR LIMIT, MATE! © 2008 Oil Can Breweries, Fort Worth TX

]]> Burly Sports: The Past Year in Sports 2008, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/62703

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/62703 Sports Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:47:45 EST Sports

]]> Burly Sports: Holiday Punch Out, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/62343 This week Nick Steven discusses OJ Simpsons's sentencing, Francisco Rodriguez's deal with the Mets, and 60 seconds of the latest NFL news. OJ Simpson was sentenced to 15 years in prison for armed robbery while Francisco "K Rod" Rodriguez leaves the Angels of Anaheim for a 3 year deal with the Mets. The Cubs may be for sale (just like Senate seats in their state) because the owners of the Tribune filed chapter 11 bankruptcy this week. The filing will impede their ability to afford expensive pitchers like Jake Peevey but they'll still never win a World Series. It's been said that "last year's NCAA tournament hero is this year's NBA rookie nitwit." This clearly applies to NBA number 1 pick Derrick Rose because he went to the ER this week to close a gash in his arm from cutting an apple in bed. Smart. BS NFL 60: 60 seconds of pure football frenzy. The NFL Player's Association is appealing the fine and suspension of Plaxico Burress from the New York Giants. The NFL is also said to lay off 150,000 workers this month, which proves the economic crisis has maintained its hold on our country. However, Tony Kornheiser and Tony Siragusa still remain employed. There have been reports of Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen scheduling a secret marriage in Costa Rica next March. Nick presents his open letter to the Yankees in which he asks Brian Cashman to adopt a superhero identity, the Cashman for his crazy expenses such as CC Sabathia's surgery, expensive tickets and an expensive new stadium. Sabathia wanted to play in California, but the Dodgers and Angels spent money on the entire team to make it better. Goes to show that championships are not built on outspending everyone else in the league. Finally, Nick checks out the new logo for the Winston-Salem Dash. Apparently, it looks like a wang. KNOW YOUR LIMIT, MATE! © 2008 Oil Can Breweries, Fort Worth TX

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/62343 Sports Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:55:08 EST Sports This week Nick Steven discusses OJ Simpsons's sentencing, Francisco Rodriguez's deal with the Mets, and 60 seconds of the latest NFL news. OJ Simpson was sentenced to 15 years in prison for armed robbery while Francisco "K Rod" Rodriguez leaves the Angels of Anaheim for a 3 year deal with the Mets. The Cubs may be for sale (just like Senate seats in their state) because the owners of the Tribune filed chapter 11 bankruptcy this week. The filing will impede their ability to afford expensive pitchers like Jake Peevey but they'll still never win a World Series. It's been said that "last year's NCAA tournament hero is this year's NBA rookie nitwit." This clearly applies to NBA number 1 pick Derrick Rose because he went to the ER this week to close a gash in his arm from cutting an apple in bed. Smart. BS NFL 60: 60 seconds of pure football frenzy. The NFL Player's Association is appealing the fine and suspension of Plaxico Burress from the New York Giants. The NFL is also said to lay off 150,000 workers this month, which proves the economic crisis has maintained its hold on our country. However, Tony Kornheiser and Tony Siragusa still remain employed. There have been reports of Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen scheduling a secret marriage in Costa Rica next March. Nick presents his open letter to the Yankees in which he asks Brian Cashman to adopt a superhero identity, the Cashman for his crazy expenses such as CC Sabathia's surgery, expensive tickets and an expensive new stadium. Sabathia wanted to play in California, but the Dodgers and Angels spent money on the entire team to make it better. Goes to show that championships are not built on outspending everyone else in the league. Finally, Nick checks out the new logo for the Winston-Salem Dash. Apparently, it looks like a wang. KNOW YOUR LIMIT, MATE! © 2008 Oil Can Breweries, Fort Worth TX

]]> Burly Sports: The Juice Gets Squeezed and NFL Pink Slips, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/61797 This week Nick Stevens discusses Plaxico Burress's arrest, crazy Pete Carrol's USC trojans home jersey decision, and interviews Sean Avery about his sloppy seconds.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/61797 Sports Fri, 05 Dec 2008 11:25:00 EST Sports This week Nick Stevens discusses Plaxico Burress's arrest, crazy Pete Carrol's USC trojans home jersey decision, and interviews Sean Avery about his sloppy seconds.

]]> Burly Sports: Nice Hot Week of Sloppy Seconds, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/61381 This week Nick Stevens discusses Dallas Maverick's owner Mark Cuban's insider trading, Red Sox and Cardinals MVPs, and the Tennessee Titan's undefeated season. KNOW YOUR LIMIT, MATE! © 2008 Oil Can Breweries, Fort Worth TX

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/61381 Sports Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:29:49 EST Sports This week Nick Stevens discusses Dallas Maverick's owner Mark Cuban's insider trading, Red Sox and Cardinals MVPs, and the Tennessee Titan's undefeated season. KNOW YOUR LIMIT, MATE! © 2008 Oil Can Breweries, Fort Worth TX

]]> Burly Sports: Weird Week of Sports, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/61593 Brett Favre can turn the Jets into Super Bowl contenders so it is only natural to assume he can walk on water, heal the sick, and turn water into wine, right?

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/61593 Sports Fri, 28 Nov 2008 11:19:02 EST Sports Brett Favre can turn the Jets into Super Bowl contenders so it is only natural to assume he can walk on water, heal the sick, and turn water into wine, right?

]]> Brett Favre's a Deity, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/61091 This week Nick Stevens discusses Madonna and A-Rod, the college basketball season, and the sports war between Keith Olbermann and Mike Francesa.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/61091 Sports Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:13:04 EST Sports This week Nick Stevens discusses Madonna and A-Rod, the college basketball season, and the sports war between Keith Olbermann and Mike Francesa.

]]> Burly Sports: A-Rod the Poet and Sport Wars, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/60779 This week Nick Stevens discusses Barack Obama's presidential victory, New Jersey Devil's goalie Martin Brodeur's injury, and curses out David Tyree.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/60779 Sports Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:01:54 EST Sports This week Nick Stevens discusses Barack Obama's presidential victory, New Jersey Devil's goalie Martin Brodeur's injury, and curses out David Tyree.

]]> Burly Sports: Obamania and the Future of Hockey, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/60480 - Nick Stevens endorses the The Lingerie Football League. - The Philadelphia Phillies Costume Shop has the best costumes ever. - Isiah Thomas comes back to haunt us. - Mike Singletary has one really bad week. - Detroit Lions receiver Mike Furrey gets crazy with his Halloween costume. - Nick makes fun of the Guitar Hero commercial.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/60480 Sports Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:31:57 EDT Sports - Nick Stevens endorses the The Lingerie Football League. - The Philadelphia Phillies Costume Shop has the best costumes ever. - Isiah Thomas comes back to haunt us. - Mike Singletary has one really bad week. - Detroit Lions receiver Mike Furrey gets crazy with his Halloween costume. - Nick makes fun of the Guitar Hero commercial.

]]> Burly Sports: I'm No Math Nerd, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/60550 This song explores college coach/celebrity look-a-likes as it pays special tribute to Texas Tech Red Raiders football coach Mike Leach, who looks just like country music singer Vince Gill!

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/60550 Sports Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:24:49 EST Sports This song explores college coach/celebrity look-a-likes as it pays special tribute to Texas Tech Red Raiders football coach Mike Leach, who looks just like country music singer Vince Gill!

]]> A Coach Who Looks Like Vince Gill, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/60163 This week Nick Stevens takes a look at the Tampa Bay Rays, Elite XC folding, extreme arm wrestling, and the construction of the new Cowboys stadium. Nick also has an exclusive interview with sports doctor Dr. James Andrews.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/60163 Sports Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:08:55 EDT Sports This week Nick Stevens takes a look at the Tampa Bay Rays, Elite XC folding, extreme arm wrestling, and the construction of the new Cowboys stadium. Nick also has an exclusive interview with sports doctor Dr. James Andrews.

]]> Burly Sports: Nick Stevens Meets Dr. Feelgood, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/60287 Mike Singletary...former Chicago Bear linebacker, Super Bowl champion, hall of famer, current coach of the San Francisco 49ers, and most definitely bad to the bone.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/60287 Sports Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:14:40 EDT Sports Mike Singletary...former Chicago Bear linebacker, Super Bowl champion, hall of famer, current coach of the San Francisco 49ers, and most definitely bad to the bone.

]]> Mike Singletary - Bad to the Bone, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/59854 This week Nick Stevens discusses the 2008 world series, Kevin Harris getting schooled, and the fantasy football crisis.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/59854 Sports Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:13:46 EDT Sports This week Nick Stevens discusses the 2008 world series, Kevin Harris getting schooled, and the fantasy football crisis.

]]> Burly Sports: World Series Bonanza, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/59926 The Tennessee Titans are off to an NFL best 6-0 start with a big Monday Night Football game coming up on October 27th against their division rival Indianapolis Colts. As a tribute to the terrific Titans start, here is a song based on the formerly famous Houston Oilers fight song.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/59926 Sports Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:02:34 EDT Sports The Tennessee Titans are off to an NFL best 6-0 start with a big Monday Night Football game coming up on October 27th against their division rival Indianapolis Colts. As a tribute to the terrific Titans start, here is a song based on the formerly famous Houston Oilers fight song.

]]> Tennessee Titans Fight Song, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/59584 Nick Stevens rubs in the Cub's post season, Kimbo Slice's lost, and tells Terrell Owens to shut up.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/59584 Sports Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:17:30 EDT Sports Nick Stevens rubs in the Cub's post season, Kimbo Slice's lost, and tells Terrell Owens to shut up.

]]> Burly Sports: The Cub's Train Wreck Post Season, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/59661 Michigan football has started the 2008 season under new head coach Rich Rodriguez 2-4 with losses to Utah and Toledo at the Big House. Rich does indeed look poor.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/59661 Sports Sun, 12 Oct 2008 17:39:18 EDT Sports Michigan football has started the 2008 season under new head coach Rich Rodriguez 2-4 with losses to Utah and Toledo at the Big House. Rich does indeed look poor.

]]> Rich Looks Poor, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/59346 This week Nick Stevens takes a look at the Mets big choke, Kevin Costner's contributions to sports, The Raiders shifting lineup, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's engagement, wild baseball celebrations and Josh Howard insulting the country and Obama.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/59346 Sports Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:29:55 EDT Sports This week Nick Stevens takes a look at the Mets big choke, Kevin Costner's contributions to sports, The Raiders shifting lineup, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's engagement, wild baseball celebrations and Josh Howard insulting the country and Obama.

]]> Burly Sports: Baseball Playoff Fever, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/59056 This week Nick Stevens takes a look at the fall sports season including the firing of Matt Millen, D*ck Curl's funny name, and special interviews with the Met's manager Jerry Manuel and sports newscaster John Clayton.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/59056 Sports Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:16:33 EDT Sports This week Nick Stevens takes a look at the fall sports season including the firing of Matt Millen, D*ck Curl's funny name, and special interviews with the Met's manager Jerry Manuel and sports newscaster John Clayton.

]]> Burly Sports: Fall 2008 Sports Season, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/59277 Eddie Vedder has a song for the Cubs...Kevin Costner has a song for the Tampa Bay Rays...and now Ryan Parker has a song for the Cubs crosstown rivals, the Chicago White Sox. It urges diehard Cub fans to give up the 100 year fight and become fans of Chicago's men in black, the White Sox.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/59277 Sports Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:48:24 EDT Sports Eddie Vedder has a song for the Cubs...Kevin Costner has a song for the Tampa Bay Rays...and now Ryan Parker has a song for the Cubs crosstown rivals, the Chicago White Sox. It urges diehard Cub fans to give up the 100 year fight and become fans of Chicago's men in black, the White Sox.

]]> Chicago's Men In Black, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/59142 A Cincinnati Bengal fans desperate plea to the city of Pittsburgh asking for permission to be a Steeler fan after coming to the realization that the Bengals truly are a lost cause.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/59142 Sports Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:57:10 EDT Sports A Cincinnati Bengal fans desperate plea to the city of Pittsburgh asking for permission to be a Steeler fan after coming to the realization that the Bengals truly are a lost cause.

]]> Pittsburgh, Can I Be A Steeler?, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/58983 Has there ever been a GM who was hated as much as Matt Millen by the Detroit Lions fans? On September 24, 2008, he was finally removed from power giving the Lions the opportunity to rejoin the NFL. This song salutes his tenure and bids him a fond farewell.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/58983 Sports Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:02:01 EDT Sports Has there ever been a GM who was hated as much as Matt Millen by the Detroit Lions fans? On September 24, 2008, he was finally removed from power giving the Lions the opportunity to rejoin the NFL. This song salutes his tenure and bids him a fond farewell.

]]> Goodbye Matt Millen, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/58751 The Patriots receive Nick's praise for beating the Jets. Even though they're "Brady-less," they are well coached, have a great defense and Matt Cassel "has all the right moves." -Redskins tight end Chris Cooley has been forced to apologize for putting a naked picture of himself online. -The Chargers get robbed after an inadvertent whistle blow when Jay Cutler fumbled the ball. -Mike Greenberg is caught calling himself the "Kelly Ripa of sports talk radio" and duly ridiculed for it. -Tony Kornheiser is granted the Mug Full of Terrible for his blatantly racist comments towards Spanish-speakers and is forced to apologize.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/58751 Sports Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:09:45 EDT Sports The Patriots receive Nick's praise for beating the Jets. Even though they're "Brady-less," they are well coached, have a great defense and Matt Cassel "has all the right moves." -Redskins tight end Chris Cooley has been forced to apologize for putting a naked picture of himself online. -The Chargers get robbed after an inadvertent whistle blow when Jay Cutler fumbled the ball. -Mike Greenberg is caught calling himself the "Kelly Ripa of sports talk radio" and duly ridiculed for it. -Tony Kornheiser is granted the Mug Full of Terrible for his blatantly racist comments towards Spanish-speakers and is forced to apologize.

]]> Burly Sports: Patriots Winning Moves , Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/58696 The Tampa Bay Rays find themselves unable to sell out their stadium, Tropicana Field, on a consistent basis even though they are in contention for the American League East title in 2008. This song suggests some ways they might attract the retired Florida population in an effort to fill up the seats for the playoffs.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/58696 Sports Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:44:55 EDT Sports The Tampa Bay Rays find themselves unable to sell out their stadium, Tropicana Field, on a consistent basis even though they are in contention for the American League East title in 2008. This song suggests some ways they might attract the retired Florida population in an effort to fill up the seats for the playoffs.

]]> The Tampa Bay Rays Need Some Fans, Copyright Tips