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Old Dirty Sucking

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:00:00 EDT

Rapping messiah turns wine into Alize, and the other miracles of a Young Dirty Jesus. "Behind the Music that Sucks" takes music icons, celebrities and overrated nobodies, and says what VH1's popular biography show, "Behind the Music," refuses to: Wow, these people really suck! Each episode of "Behind the Music that Sucks" is a parody of the most ridiculous, self-important and sucky Hollywood has to offer. "Behind the Music that Sucks," a hilarious cartoon series, is brought to you by Heavy original programming, and broadcast exclusively on Heavy.com.

Dave Chappelle AIDS and monkey www.channelsurfing.

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:44:22 EDT

Dave Chappelle AIDS and monkey www.channelsurfing.net

March 26 Jump off TV Newscast

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:42:12 EDT

This weeks Hip Hop News Presented by Sasha Solette Foxy Brown Warrant for Arrest Yayo Arrested for Lil Henchmen Attack Snoop Dogg Denied UK Visa Jay Z vs LA Reid? The Hilton - Kardashian Sex Tapes Lil Jon Breaks Bling Record

WORKOUT FROM THE PEN: Exercise With Conviction!

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:04:24 EDT

Looking to shed a few pounds? Heavy?s latest fitness program takes you "inside" fitness with the convicts from the prison exercise yard! Jesus, Hawk, Lil? Midget, Tyreese, and Ramon know how to keep their bodies in shape, and they don?t need spandex shorts to do it. They?re stronger than Sing Sing, rougher than Riker?s, more athletic than Alcatraz, and they?ll whip you into shape ... with conviction! Stars Frank Alvarez (CSI: Miami, The Shield, 24, Entourage) as your host, Jesus.

KENSINGTON REPORT: Are Celebrities Superhuman?

Thu, 17 May 2007 10:19:09 EDT

This week, Kensington Report goes in depth with a recent study that shows celebrities are superior to the ordinary people. Though it has long been known that celebs and A-listers are more important and sexually potent than non-celebrities, new research shows they can also breathe underwater and withstand high temperatures. To illustrate the superhuman superiority of celebrities, a series of scientific tests are conducted with a normal London citizen and the singer of (fictitious) pop band Novacaine.

American Idol Sucks

Fri, 18 May 2007 10:25:22 EDT

Dancing with has-beens, near-beer, Baldwin-faced liars, sci-fi-tology, idol hands, and other things that make you want to Shrek. Forget the top 10, we're scraping the bottom of the barrel to bring you the worst of the worst with American Suck Countdown.

street fights

Sun, 20 May 2007 14:42:47 EDT

people fighting

F*** Club

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:40:08 EST

No, no, it needs erotic SUB-text! Get me a rewrite!

No News

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:09:19 EST

Next you're gonna tell us there's no weather either.

Kanye West

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EDT

Kayne West is trying to tell us what's going on. Loathe him or hate him, he's still our President. Stinky Bush is a collection of funny videos that feature some of President George W. Bush's finer moments. If he can't balance the budget, at least he can make us laugh! This video sends up: President George W. Bush, Kanye West, Mike Myers, Hurricane Katrina, the Iraq War, George Bush doesn't care about black people

Back that A*s Up!

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 00:00:00 EDT

Bush's new hit single. Loathe him or hate him, he's still our President. Stinky Bush is a collection of funny videos that feature some of President George W. Bush's finer moments. If he can't balance the budget, at least he can make us laugh! This video sends up: President George W. Bush, Tony Blair, I wanna take you to a gay bar, music mashup, nuclear war, presidential politics, disco, do you have any money?

gamblingwrong

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 00:00:00 EDT

Dave teaches the kids a lesson!

Block Party

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 00:00:00 EST

Dave Chappelle could film his urologist appointment and I'd pay ten bucks to see it.

Never Copped A...

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 00:00:00 EST

Michael Jackson sings a strong argument

street fighting

Sun, 20 May 2007 15:16:46 EDT

fighting