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]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/115 Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST cow teats never looked so hot!

]]> milk gone wild, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/2430 At the Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) planning for their upcoming rainbow party, called the "BJ's Wholesale Party" to follow up the previous night's bumpkin party (which Colin Ferrell is still sleeping off on the toilet). The goal is to show local "tween" girls how to throw their own rainbow party (a group f******o party, widely publicized in an episode of Oprah). The girls look forward to a skanky night with Jake Gyllenhaal, the Carter Brothers (former Backstreet Boy Nick and Aaron), Tobey Maguire, Jeff Goldblum and at least one "John Thomas" (penis). Just as Lohan exhibits how to perform the Dyson (named after the brand of vacuum cleaner) on a Cialis-taker, an SUV full of high strung soccer moms crashes the party to "Skankigate" the Hall of Anorexia. After having their vaginas plugged with orange wedges, Hilton attempts to distract the frigid moms with a hologram of James Brolin (husband of Barbara Streisand), to no avail. Finally, Full House star Bob Saget does the job against the moms, turning them away by brandishing an ice dildo.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/2430 Comedy Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:00:00 EST Comedy At the Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) planning for their upcoming rainbow party, called the "BJ's Wholesale Party" to follow up the previous night's bumpkin party (which Colin Ferrell is still sleeping off on the toilet). The goal is to show local "tween" girls how to throw their own rainbow party (a group f******o party, widely publicized in an episode of Oprah). The girls look forward to a skanky night with Jake Gyllenhaal, the Carter Brothers (former Backstreet Boy Nick and Aaron), Tobey Maguire, Jeff Goldblum and at least one "John Thomas" (penis). Just as Lohan exhibits how to perform the Dyson (named after the brand of vacuum cleaner) on a Cialis-taker, an SUV full of high strung soccer moms crashes the party to "Skankigate" the Hall of Anorexia. After having their vaginas plugged with orange wedges, Hilton attempts to distract the frigid moms with a hologram of James Brolin (husband of Barbara Streisand), to no avail. Finally, Full House star Bob Saget does the job against the moms, turning them away by brandishing an ice dildo.

]]> Superficial Friends vs. Soccer Moms, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/2093 Wonder Woman is not kidding around

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/2093 Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT Wonder Woman is not kidding around

]]> Enforcer, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/14711 Jessica Rabbit, Betty Rubble and other cartoons you'd like to, well, you know.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/14711 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:31:04 EDT Jessica Rabbit, Betty Rubble and other cartoons you'd like to, well, you know.

]]> CILF, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/11566 It's a slow day at the Hall of Anorexia, so the Superficial Friends (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, with Space Monkey Seacrest) have a race to see who can generate negative publicity the fastest. Unfortunately, Lindsay Lohan's victorious Skyy vodka binge brings about the wrath of the redneck Simpson sisters, Jessica (dressed as Wonder Woman) and Ashlee (dressed as a nose-job nose). Jessica is armed with a John May-zer (boyfriend and singer/guitarist John Mayer) whose freeze ray prevents the Olsen twins from turning into Bob Saget. Vomit flies and boobs brawl until the Simpson's guardian angel, their father Joe, lifts them into Heaven, or at least Bobby Slim's helicopter.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/11566 Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:15:53 EDT It's a slow day at the Hall of Anorexia, so the Superficial Friends (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, with Space Monkey Seacrest) have a race to see who can generate negative publicity the fastest. Unfortunately, Lindsay Lohan's victorious Skyy vodka binge brings about the wrath of the redneck Simpson sisters, Jessica (dressed as Wonder Woman) and Ashlee (dressed as a nose-job nose). Jessica is armed with a John May-zer (boyfriend and singer/guitarist John Mayer) whose freeze ray prevents the Olsen twins from turning into Bob Saget. Vomit flies and boobs brawl until the Simpson's guardian angel, their father Joe, lifts them into Heaven, or at least Bobby Slim's helicopter.

]]> Superficial Friends vs. Jessica Simpson, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/3628 The Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) attend the Endangered Species Fashion Show, where fashions include items made out of baby seals and African turtles. Midway through, the festivities are crashed by PETA soldiers, wearing the corpses of dead celebrities Mischa Barton and Jessica Simpson, led by Baywatch and Barb Wire star Pamela Anderson, whose silicone breasts can no longer support themselves. After thwarting a snarky come-on from Bob Saget, and criticizing Hilton's night vision sex tape as cheesy, Anderson whips out a regenerator ray, bringing the dead animals back to life, and exposing Lohan's boobs in the process. Lohan distracts Anderson by challenging her to a fake funbag fight, while the Olsen Twins fire the regenerator on Anderson, causing her and her breasts to revert to their former superficial selves.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/3628 Comedy Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:00:00 EST Comedy The Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) attend the Endangered Species Fashion Show, where fashions include items made out of baby seals and African turtles. Midway through, the festivities are crashed by PETA soldiers, wearing the corpses of dead celebrities Mischa Barton and Jessica Simpson, led by Baywatch and Barb Wire star Pamela Anderson, whose silicone breasts can no longer support themselves. After thwarting a snarky come-on from Bob Saget, and criticizing Hilton's night vision sex tape as cheesy, Anderson whips out a regenerator ray, bringing the dead animals back to life, and exposing Lohan's boobs in the process. Lohan distracts Anderson by challenging her to a fake funbag fight, while the Olsen Twins fire the regenerator on Anderson, causing her and her breasts to revert to their former superficial selves.

]]> Superficial Friends vs. Pam Anderson, Copyright Tips