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	<title><![CDATA[Heavy - Starburst]]></title>
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		<title>Heavy - You Are the Network</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Share Something Juicy with our collection of the funniest, coolest, weirdest, most shareable videos on Heavy.com. ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Baby Vs. Lemon]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/16606</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Kid refuses to put down lemon no matter how bad it tastes. That determination will come in handy when he starts drinking one day.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/16606"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/0915/16606.jpg" alt="Baby Vs. Lemon"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:15:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Baby Vs. Lemon]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Kid refuses to put down lemon no matter how bad it tastes. That determination will come in handy when he starts drinking one day.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/16606"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/0915/16606.jpg" alt="Baby Vs. Lemon"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[evolution of dance]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/23491</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>dance evolution</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/23491"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/09/0708/23491.jpg" alt="evolution of dance"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:43:05 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>dance evolution</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/23491"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/09/0708/23491.jpg" alt="evolution of dance"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Encyclopedia of White Dance Moves]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/32775</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Martin French and Brandon Hardesty are two dancin' fools with a complete knowledge of every non-funky funky dance move there is.  Watch has they dazzle you with their humorous stiffness doing moves like the Shopping Cart, the New Light Bulb and many more steps that are already in your A-game.  </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/32775"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/12/0317/32775.jpg" alt="The Encyclopedia of White Dance Moves"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:10:22 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Martin French and Brandon Hardesty are two dancin' fools with a complete knowledge of every non-funky funky dance move there is.  Watch has they dazzle you with their humorous stiffness doing moves like the Shopping Cart, the New Light Bulb and many more steps that are already in your A-game.  </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/32775"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/12/0317/32775.jpg" alt="The Encyclopedia of White Dance Moves"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Seal Dancing to Michael Jackson]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/41517</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Michael Jackson can dance, but this seal is a real thriller! Watch this oceanic big boy strut it on the pool platform to the tune of the pop mega hit, "Smooth Criminal." This just might drive Jacko deeper into hiding! </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41517"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1216/41517.jpg" alt="Seal Dancing to Michael Jackson"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Music</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:31:46 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Seal Dancing to Michael Jackson]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Michael Jackson can dance, but this seal is a real thriller! Watch this oceanic big boy strut it on the pool platform to the tune of the pop mega hit, "Smooth Criminal." This just might drive Jacko deeper into hiding! </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41517"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1216/41517.jpg" alt="Seal Dancing to Michael Jackson"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Frozen Grand Central]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/38293</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Over 200 people freeze in place on cue in Grand Central Station in New York.  This is one of over 70 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City. Others include the No Pants Subway Ride, the Best Buy uniform prank, and the famous U2 Rooftop Hoax, to name a few. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/38293"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/0513/38293.jpg" alt="Frozen Grand Central"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:58:05 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Over 200 people freeze in place on cue in Grand Central Station in New York.  This is one of over 70 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City. Others include the No Pants Subway Ride, the Best Buy uniform prank, and the famous U2 Rooftop Hoax, to name a few. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/38293"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/0513/38293.jpg" alt="Frozen Grand Central"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Popping Popcorn with Cellphones]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/50187</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>These guys show it's possible to pop popcorn by ringing cellphones.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/50187"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/06/0604/50187.jpg" alt="Popping Popcorn with Cellphones"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>News</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:01:45 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Popping Popcorn with Cellphones]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>These guys show it's possible to pop popcorn by ringing cellphones.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/50187"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/06/0604/50187.jpg" alt="Popping Popcorn with Cellphones"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Finals at the Office Chair Olympics]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/20429</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A group of bored office workers decide to test the limits of their office supplies (and their health insurance) with an increasingly deathdefying series of long jumps in their rolling office chairs!  If this is just another day at the office, we want to work here!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20429"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1311/20429.jpg" alt="Finals at the Office Chair Olympics"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:46:38 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A group of bored office workers decide to test the limits of their office supplies (and their health insurance) with an increasingly deathdefying series of long jumps in their rolling office chairs!  If this is just another day at the office, we want to work here!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20429"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1311/20429.jpg" alt="Finals at the Office Chair Olympics"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Crazy Charlie Bites Fingers]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/41839</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Crazy Charlie Bites Fingers</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41839"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1517/41839.jpg" alt="Crazy Charlie Bites Fingers"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:06:23 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Crazy Charlie Bites Fingers]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Crazy Charlie Bites Fingers</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41839"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/1517/41839.jpg" alt="Crazy Charlie Bites Fingers"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Granny Raver]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/51057</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Granny busts out to some dance music.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/51057"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/06/1717/51057.jpg" alt="Granny Raver"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:03:53 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Granny busts out to some dance music.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/51057"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/06/1717/51057.jpg" alt="Granny Raver"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fat Guy Breaks Xerox]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/50239</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Photo copying your bare bum is funny and all, but falling through the machine because you are overweight: priceless</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/50239"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/06/0611/50239.jpg" alt="Fat Guy Breaks Xerox"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:54:16 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Fat Guy Breaks Xerox]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Photo copying your bare bum is funny and all, but falling through the machine because you are overweight: priceless</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/50239"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/06/0611/50239.jpg" alt="Fat Guy Breaks Xerox"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ricksitter]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/42957</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Eighties crooner Rick Astley (responsible for the feel good hit "Never Gonna Give You Up"--yes, you have permission to punch him) may not have had lasting power on the pop charts, but he does have that "je ne sais quoi" when it comes to colic babies. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42957"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2613/42957.jpg" alt="Ricksitter"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:36:38 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Ricksitter]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Eighties crooner Rick Astley (responsible for the feel good hit "Never Gonna Give You Up"--yes, you have permission to punch him) may not have had lasting power on the pop charts, but he does have that "je ne sais quoi" when it comes to colic babies. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42957"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2613/42957.jpg" alt="Ricksitter"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Cheerleaders]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/4049</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>When Cheerleaders Attack. Gimme an O-U-C-H!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/4049"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/10/2400/4049_2.jpg" alt="Cheerleaders"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>When Cheerleaders Attack. Gimme an O-U-C-H!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/4049"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/10/2400/4049_2.jpg" alt="Cheerleaders"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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