http://www.heavy.com/rss/channel/2294 http://www.heavy.com/images/heavy_logos/heavy_logo_144_54_alpha.png http://www.heavy.com 144 54 en-us 90 http://www.heavy.com/video/11908 PREMIERE EPISODE! This anime-inspired series debuts with teen ninja Kung Fu Jimmy Chow exhausted working in the mall food court at an ice cream parlor. After he takes a young blonde teen girl's order, a ninja emerges from the container of ice cream. Jimmy Chow cuts the ninja in half and eludes the evil monkey that continually bites his head. But, an army of purple ninjas emerges. One ninja is able to exploit Jimmy Chow's one true weakness, the purple nurple. Jimmy Chow is in agony, but escapes by fighting a bloody, decapitating, limb-severing battle with a sample spoon. After defeating the ninjas he exclaims to the hot blonde girl and her sexy teen friends how he will avenge the death of Master Chen at the hands of his nemesis, The Purple Lady. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/11908 Comedy Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:04:05 EDT Comedy PREMIERE EPISODE! This anime-inspired series debuts with teen ninja Kung Fu Jimmy Chow exhausted working in the mall food court at an ice cream parlor. After he takes a young blonde teen girl's order, a ninja emerges from the container of ice cream. Jimmy Chow cuts the ninja in half and eludes the evil monkey that continually bites his head. But, an army of purple ninjas emerges. One ninja is able to exploit Jimmy Chow's one true weakness, the purple nurple. Jimmy Chow is in agony, but escapes by fighting a bloody, decapitating, limb-severing battle with a sample spoon. After defeating the ninjas he exclaims to the hot blonde girl and her sexy teen friends how he will avenge the death of Master Chen at the hands of his nemesis, The Purple Lady. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> The 31 Flavors of Shaolin, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/12701 EPISODE 2: This episode of this anime-inspired series opens with Rainbow Ren, a young teen girl in a miniskirt who works as a newspaper reporter, as she runs into the purple ninjas having an illegal smoke break in a section of the mall. Jimmy Chow, now working at Hot Gothic, a seller of rock and rap paraphernalia, later beats up and kills an army of purple ninjas. The one remaining ninja was about to tell Jimmy Chow where his eternal nemesis, The Purple Lady is located. However, he is blown up by an explosive devise. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/12701 Animation Tue, 08 May 2007 11:04:00 EDT Animation EPISODE 2: This episode of this anime-inspired series opens with Rainbow Ren, a young teen girl in a miniskirt who works as a newspaper reporter, as she runs into the purple ninjas having an illegal smoke break in a section of the mall. Jimmy Chow, now working at Hot Gothic, a seller of rock and rap paraphernalia, later beats up and kills an army of purple ninjas. The one remaining ninja was about to tell Jimmy Chow where his eternal nemesis, The Purple Lady is located. However, he is blown up by an explosive devise. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> Hot Gothic Ninja Bloodbath, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/13544 EPISODE 3: This episode takes place at BS games, the video game store where Kung Fu Jimmy Chow now works. Accompanied by sexy teen girl blogger Rainbow Ren, Jimmy Chow encounters and engages an army of purple ninjas at the store. To the delighted squeals of his young miniskirt wearing teen girl admirers, Jimmy Chow defeats the purple ninjas, employing a variety of unusual martial arts tactics of his own creation, including the use of DVDs as Chinese stars. Rainbow Ren is so aroused by the battle, she engages in a long lesbian kiss with a busty teen girl at the store. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/13544 Animation Tue, 22 May 2007 10:07:24 EDT Animation EPISODE 3: This episode takes place at BS games, the video game store where Kung Fu Jimmy Chow now works. Accompanied by sexy teen girl blogger Rainbow Ren, Jimmy Chow encounters and engages an army of purple ninjas at the store. To the delighted squeals of his young miniskirt wearing teen girl admirers, Jimmy Chow defeats the purple ninjas, employing a variety of unusual martial arts tactics of his own creation, including the use of DVDs as Chinese stars. Rainbow Ren is so aroused by the battle, she engages in a long lesbian kiss with a busty teen girl at the store. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> Purple Ninja Head Stomp Attack, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/14439 EPISODE 4: This episode opens at the busty Purple Lady's secret lair, where she is reviewing game film with the purple ninjas of their previous failed attempts to utterly kill Jimmy Chow. The meeting is being overseen by the Purple Lady's stinky mentor, the one-armed Master Joon-ri, who is wizened like Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles). After the laughter of one insubordinate ninja rouses the anger of Joon-Ri, the Purple Lady single-handedly defeats the entire army. Unbeknownst to Kung Fu Jimmy Chow and his sexy teen girl accomplice Rainbow Ren, a new plan is hatched, one involving a giant robot. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/14439 Animation Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:19:04 EDT Animation EPISODE 4: This episode opens at the busty Purple Lady's secret lair, where she is reviewing game film with the purple ninjas of their previous failed attempts to utterly kill Jimmy Chow. The meeting is being overseen by the Purple Lady's stinky mentor, the one-armed Master Joon-ri, who is wizened like Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles). After the laughter of one insubordinate ninja rouses the anger of Joon-Ri, the Purple Lady single-handedly defeats the entire army. Unbeknownst to Kung Fu Jimmy Chow and his sexy teen girl accomplice Rainbow Ren, a new plan is hatched, one involving a giant robot. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> The Purple Lady and a Stinky Old Man, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/15355 EPISODE 5: This episode of this anime-inspired series opens with Rainbow Ren, a young teen girl in a miniskirt who is a blogger for a local newspaper, asking Jimmy Chow about his mysterious past. Although Jimmy Chow is Wary of Rainbow Ren, he begins to tell his story of his kung fu training under the tutelage of his sensei, Master Chen. The story, in a flashback sequence, shows Jimmy Chow's ascendency to Exciting Kung Fu Master, just before the utter death of Master Chen at the hands of his arch-nemesis, the Puprle Lady. Then there's some sort of giant robot at the end. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/15355 Animation Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:35:36 EDT Animation EPISODE 5: This episode of this anime-inspired series opens with Rainbow Ren, a young teen girl in a miniskirt who is a blogger for a local newspaper, asking Jimmy Chow about his mysterious past. Although Jimmy Chow is Wary of Rainbow Ren, he begins to tell his story of his kung fu training under the tutelage of his sensei, Master Chen. The story, in a flashback sequence, shows Jimmy Chow's ascendency to Exciting Kung Fu Master, just before the utter death of Master Chen at the hands of his arch-nemesis, the Puprle Lady. Then there's some sort of giant robot at the end. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> Master from the Past, Ch'i-incarnated, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/16237 EPISODE 6: This episode of this anime-inspired series opens with exciting kung fu master Jimmy Chow and Rainboow Ren, a young miniskirt wearing teen blogger, confronting a giant robot. After the robot utterly crushes a threesome of hot teen fangirls, Jimmy engages the 10-story robot. The epic battle is watched from afar by Jimmy Chow's buxom arch-nemesis, the Purple Lady, as well as her stinky mentor, the Master Joon-Ri (who is enjoying a maple scone from a local coffee franchise) and the cruel head-biting monkey. Though Jimmy Chow is bloodied and in the grip of the mighty robot, his blood acts as a lubricant that allows him to slip free and attempt to defend Rainbow Ren. Alas, after a cameo by internet viral video sensation "Dramatic Chimpunk", Jimmy Chow lays bloodied and seemingly defeated on the sidewalk outside a convenience store. Could this be the end of our hero, the exciting kung fu master Jimmy Chow? Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/16237 Animation Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:39:10 EDT Animation EPISODE 6: This episode of this anime-inspired series opens with exciting kung fu master Jimmy Chow and Rainboow Ren, a young miniskirt wearing teen blogger, confronting a giant robot. After the robot utterly crushes a threesome of hot teen fangirls, Jimmy engages the 10-story robot. The epic battle is watched from afar by Jimmy Chow's buxom arch-nemesis, the Purple Lady, as well as her stinky mentor, the Master Joon-Ri (who is enjoying a maple scone from a local coffee franchise) and the cruel head-biting monkey. Though Jimmy Chow is bloodied and in the grip of the mighty robot, his blood acts as a lubricant that allows him to slip free and attempt to defend Rainbow Ren. Alas, after a cameo by internet viral video sensation "Dramatic Chimpunk", Jimmy Chow lays bloodied and seemingly defeated on the sidewalk outside a convenience store. Could this be the end of our hero, the exciting kung fu master Jimmy Chow? Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> Jimmy Chow vs. The Giant Purple Mecha, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/23421 EPISODE 7: This episode of this anime-inspired series opens with exciting kung fu master Jimmy Chow having seemingly been slain by the giant purple mecha and the forces of the one-armed Joon Ri and the buxom arch-nemesis the Purple Lady, as Rainbow Ren, a young miniskirt wearing teen blogger, wrestles with her newfound lesbian tendencies. But, thanks to a diminutive electricity-wielding spirit in a purple PJ-bear outfit, Jimmy is revived - though bloodied - and exacts revenge from the deeply philosophical Shakespeare-quoting Purple Mecha. Upon breaching the robot's metal exoskeleton, he discovers the mecha is staffed entirely by the inept, bickering purple ninjas. Good help is hard to find these days. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/23421 Animation Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:27:36 EDT Animation EPISODE 7: This episode of this anime-inspired series opens with exciting kung fu master Jimmy Chow having seemingly been slain by the giant purple mecha and the forces of the one-armed Joon Ri and the buxom arch-nemesis the Purple Lady, as Rainbow Ren, a young miniskirt wearing teen blogger, wrestles with her newfound lesbian tendencies. But, thanks to a diminutive electricity-wielding spirit in a purple PJ-bear outfit, Jimmy is revived - though bloodied - and exacts revenge from the deeply philosophical Shakespeare-quoting Purple Mecha. Upon breaching the robot's metal exoskeleton, he discovers the mecha is staffed entirely by the inept, bickering purple ninjas. Good help is hard to find these days. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> KFJC: The Utter Return of Jimmy Chow!, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/27041 EPISODE 8: After his fight with the Giant Purple Mecha, Jimmy Chow is once again relegated to working mall jobs. He is visited by two fan girls at an electronics store. An order for HD (high definition) plasma TVs is revealed to be merely a ruse for an army of purple ninjas, led by the biting monkey. But, unlike previous times, the buxom arch-nemesis the Purple Lady has armed her purple minions with various ninjitsu weapons, including stars, staffs and nunchucku. Alas, the action gets even hotter as mini-skirt wearing teen blogger Rainbow Ren further reveals her lesbian tendencies with an equally hot teen girl friend, Yu Fat. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/27041 Animation Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:13:05 EDT Animation EPISODE 8: After his fight with the Giant Purple Mecha, Jimmy Chow is once again relegated to working mall jobs. He is visited by two fan girls at an electronics store. An order for HD (high definition) plasma TVs is revealed to be merely a ruse for an army of purple ninjas, led by the biting monkey. But, unlike previous times, the buxom arch-nemesis the Purple Lady has armed her purple minions with various ninjitsu weapons, including stars, staffs and nunchucku. Alas, the action gets even hotter as mini-skirt wearing teen blogger Rainbow Ren further reveals her lesbian tendencies with an equally hot teen girl friend, Yu Fat. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> Stars Merge to Fight the Hero, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/29723 EPISODE 9: Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is back at the mall and back at another menial job - vacuuming crap out of pet cages at Petsmax. But one of the pets isn't quite like the others; a hamster named Master Ming Ming, representing all the animal forms of Kung Fu, seeks to utterly tutor Jimmy Chow in the use of pure kung fu skills to vanquish his enemies, the ninja minions of the Purple Lady. Even in the form of a small rodent pet, Master Ming Ming is not all he, or she, seems to be. Meanwhile, the young teen journalist Rainbow Ren looks for more photo-ops of the elusive Jimmy Chow for her fangirl blog, but she may have to settle for some candid shots of her buxom new girlfriend. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/29723 Animation Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:09:32 EST Animation EPISODE 9: Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is back at the mall and back at another menial job - vacuuming crap out of pet cages at Petsmax. But one of the pets isn't quite like the others; a hamster named Master Ming Ming, representing all the animal forms of Kung Fu, seeks to utterly tutor Jimmy Chow in the use of pure kung fu skills to vanquish his enemies, the ninja minions of the Purple Lady. Even in the form of a small rodent pet, Master Ming Ming is not all he, or she, seems to be. Meanwhile, the young teen journalist Rainbow Ren looks for more photo-ops of the elusive Jimmy Chow for her fangirl blog, but she may have to settle for some candid shots of her buxom new girlfriend. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> Kung Fu in the Guise of Dirty Creatures , Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/33581 EPISODE 10: After her girlfriend threatens to utterly start a "Jimmy Chow Hates Girls" blog, Rainbow Ren leaves her behind and joins Kung Fu Jimmy Chow. Together, they ride to the Fukuora Special Envoy Mall in pursuit of Master Ming Ming, now in the form of a hot fangirl. Once inside the largely empty mall, Jimmy Chow and Rainbow Ren enter a lingerie store, only to encounter a trio of hot naked fangirls who utterly want his opinion on the juicy underpants they are preparing to buy. Shortly thereafter, Jimmy Chow is ambushed by Master Ming Ming in combat, where he is ultimately subdued by a vial of low-quality perfume and his weakness, a purple nurple attack. Meanwhile, the purple ninjas attempt to catch choice upskirt footage from the dressing room for their blog. Before long, all involved convene on the floor of the lingerie store, where they are greeted by the buxom arch villain the Purple Lady. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/33581 Animation Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:09:22 EST Animation EPISODE 10: After her girlfriend threatens to utterly start a "Jimmy Chow Hates Girls" blog, Rainbow Ren leaves her behind and joins Kung Fu Jimmy Chow. Together, they ride to the Fukuora Special Envoy Mall in pursuit of Master Ming Ming, now in the form of a hot fangirl. Once inside the largely empty mall, Jimmy Chow and Rainbow Ren enter a lingerie store, only to encounter a trio of hot naked fangirls who utterly want his opinion on the juicy underpants they are preparing to buy. Shortly thereafter, Jimmy Chow is ambushed by Master Ming Ming in combat, where he is ultimately subdued by a vial of low-quality perfume and his weakness, a purple nurple attack. Meanwhile, the purple ninjas attempt to catch choice upskirt footage from the dressing room for their blog. Before long, all involved convene on the floor of the lingerie store, where they are greeted by the buxom arch villain the Purple Lady. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> KFJC: Fight Upon the Juicy Underpants , Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/40111 From the lingerie store at the Fukuora Special Envoy Mall, it is revealed that teen girl blogger Rainbow Ren's ex-girlfriend Yu Fat, who previously threatened to utterly start a "Jimmy Chow Hates Girls" blog, has actually been working with the evil, buxom Purple Lady as a spy. Upon this revelation, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow and Master Ming Ming (currently in the form of a hot school girl) lay waste to an army of Purple Ninjas, before eventually squaring off against one another, in honor of the late Master Chen. But, when Rainbow Ren is abducted, Jimmy Chow is faced with a decision that could get him utterly killed. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/40111 Animation Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:10:00 EST Animation From the lingerie store at the Fukuora Special Envoy Mall, it is revealed that teen girl blogger Rainbow Ren's ex-girlfriend Yu Fat, who previously threatened to utterly start a "Jimmy Chow Hates Girls" blog, has actually been working with the evil, buxom Purple Lady as a spy. Upon this revelation, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow and Master Ming Ming (currently in the form of a hot school girl) lay waste to an army of Purple Ninjas, before eventually squaring off against one another, in honor of the late Master Chen. But, when Rainbow Ren is abducted, Jimmy Chow is faced with a decision that could get him utterly killed. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> KFJC: Confusing Machinations of Too Many Girls (part 1), Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/42487 After Kung Fu Jimmy Chow utterly wipes out a horde of Purple Ninjas at the lingerie store, the buxom Purple Lady escapes with journalist fangirl Rainbow Ren. Back at the Purple Lady's lair, a hidden warehouse teeming with incompetent Purple Ninjas, Rainbow Ren finds herself in the middle of an evil plot to utterly kill Kung Fu Jimmy Chow. Now, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow and Master Ming Ming/hot school girl must use happy awesome power to track down Rainbow Ren and save her from the confusing machinations of too many girls. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/42487 Animation Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:58:18 EDT Animation After Kung Fu Jimmy Chow utterly wipes out a horde of Purple Ninjas at the lingerie store, the buxom Purple Lady escapes with journalist fangirl Rainbow Ren. Back at the Purple Lady's lair, a hidden warehouse teeming with incompetent Purple Ninjas, Rainbow Ren finds herself in the middle of an evil plot to utterly kill Kung Fu Jimmy Chow. Now, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow and Master Ming Ming/hot school girl must use happy awesome power to track down Rainbow Ren and save her from the confusing machinations of too many girls. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> KFJC: Confusing Machinations of Too Many Girls (part 2), Copyright Tips