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	<title><![CDATA[Heavy - Celeb Sellouts]]></title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Your favorite celebrities trading in their dignity to star in foreign commercials.]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jennifer Aniston's Getaway]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46881</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>It's hard being Jennifer Aniston. So svelte, so tan, so plagued by the leering eyes of every male from here to the Barclays Card-accepting white sand beaches of Jamaica.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46881"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46881.jpg" alt="Jennifer Aniston&#039;s Getaway"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:48:36 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>It's hard being Jennifer Aniston. So svelte, so tan, so plagued by the leering eyes of every male from here to the Barclays Card-accepting white sand beaches of Jamaica.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46881"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46881.jpg" alt="Jennifer Aniston&#039;s Getaway"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bruce Willis Wackiness]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46903</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This Japanese commericial for Visa, starring Bruce Willis, raises so many questions, but does answer one: where the alien-zapping guns from "Men In Black" came from.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46903"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46903.jpg" alt="Bruce Willis Wackiness"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:58:26 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This Japanese commericial for Visa, starring Bruce Willis, raises so many questions, but does answer one: where the alien-zapping guns from "Men In Black" came from.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46903"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46903.jpg" alt="Bruce Willis Wackiness"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Arnold Schwarzenegger Insanity]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46887</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>You don't have to understand Japanese to know that Arnold Schwarzenegger (and his LA Looks spiked do) is terrifying in this commercial.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46887"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46887.jpg" alt="Arnold Schwarzenegger Insanity"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:50:47 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>You don't have to understand Japanese to know that Arnold Schwarzenegger (and his LA Looks spiked do) is terrifying in this commercial.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46887"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46887.jpg" alt="Arnold Schwarzenegger Insanity"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Pumps Gas]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46891</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>And this whole time, it has been widely believed that Paris Hilton had a personal chauffeur to pump gas for her.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46891"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46891.jpg" alt="Paris Pumps Gas"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:52:54 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>And this whole time, it has been widely believed that Paris Hilton had a personal chauffeur to pump gas for her.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46891"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46891.jpg" alt="Paris Pumps Gas"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stallone Gets Hammy ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Not only does Sylvester Stallone play cello, he also has a affinity for ham: two things you probably didn't know before watching this commercial. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46893"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46893.jpg" alt="Stallone Gets Hammy "/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:53:45 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Not only does Sylvester Stallone play cello, he also has a affinity for ham: two things you probably didn't know before watching this commercial. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46893"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46893.jpg" alt="Stallone Gets Hammy "/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ben Stiller's Liquid Excitement]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46895</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Funny man Ben Stiller is so hyped about this Japanese lime-infused drink, he's even more over-the-top than usual.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46895"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46895.jpg" alt="Ben Stiller&#039;s Liquid Excitement"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:54:37 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Funny man Ben Stiller is so hyped about this Japanese lime-infused drink, he's even more over-the-top than usual.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46895"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46895.jpg" alt="Ben Stiller&#039;s Liquid Excitement"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jennifer Aniston Wants Heineken]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46883</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Jennifer Aniston: not good enough for Brad Pitt, not hot enough to share your Heineken with.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46883"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46883.jpg" alt="Jennifer Aniston Wants Heineken"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:49:38 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Jennifer Aniston: not good enough for Brad Pitt, not hot enough to share your Heineken with.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46883"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46883.jpg" alt="Jennifer Aniston Wants Heineken"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Arnold Reaches Zen]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46889</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Arnold Schwarzenegger can eat an entire Cup O' Noodles in one gulp...and then wash it down with the blood of Japanese virgins.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46889"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46889.jpg" alt="Arnold Reaches Zen"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:51:55 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Arnold Schwarzenegger can eat an entire Cup O' Noodles in one gulp...and then wash it down with the blood of Japanese virgins.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46889"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46889.jpg" alt="Arnold Reaches Zen"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[80s WHAM Commerical]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46897</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This commercial is like a double whammy (pardon the pun): all the awesomeness of George Michael mixed with the mind-melting neon of the 80s. Woo-hoo!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46897"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46897.jpg" alt="80s WHAM Commerical"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:56:18 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This commercial is like a double whammy (pardon the pun): all the awesomeness of George Michael mixed with the mind-melting neon of the 80s. Woo-hoo!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46897"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46897.jpg" alt="80s WHAM Commerical"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[There's Northing Normal About Andy Warhol]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46899</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The eccentric pop art painter cashes in on his oddity in this Japanese commercial for cassette tapes. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46899"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46899.jpg" alt="There&#039;s Northing Normal About Andy Warhol"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:57:13 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The eccentric pop art painter cashes in on his oddity in this Japanese commercial for cassette tapes. </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46899"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46899.jpg" alt="There&#039;s Northing Normal About Andy Warhol"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bruce Willis Will Move You]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/46905</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>In some inexplicable act of Willis heroics, the Die Hard star saves Elvis from a can of orange paint.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46905"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46905.jpg" alt="Bruce Willis Will Move You"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:59:54 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>In some inexplicable act of Willis heroics, the Die Hard star saves Elvis from a can of orange paint.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/46905"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/0215/46905.jpg" alt="Bruce Willis Will Move You"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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