http://www.heavy.com/rss/channel/216823 http://www.heavy.com/images/heavy_logos/heavy_logo_144_54_alpha.png http://www.heavy.com 144 54 en-us 90 http://www.heavy.com/video/42767 In this episode of "Over The Hills," Lauren runs into Heidi and Spencer at Club Les Deux in Hollywood and tensions run high when long, spindly fingers are pointed. "Over The Hills" is a spoof of the MTV hit reality show "The Hills," starring Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. For "Over The Hills," Heavy.com replaced the fresh-faced characters with people three times their age, and had them act out scenes using the exact same dialogue. No old people were harmed during the making of "Over The Hills." Heavy can't guarantee the same for the Lauren, Heidi and Spencer.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/42767 Comedy Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:53:46 EDT Comedy In this episode of "Over The Hills," Lauren runs into Heidi and Spencer at Club Les Deux in Hollywood and tensions run high when long, spindly fingers are pointed. "Over The Hills" is a spoof of the MTV hit reality show "The Hills," starring Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. For "Over The Hills," Heavy.com replaced the fresh-faced characters with people three times their age, and had them act out scenes using the exact same dialogue. No old people were harmed during the making of "Over The Hills." Heavy can't guarantee the same for the Lauren, Heidi and Spencer.

]]> Over The Hills: Club Confrontation, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/42811 In this episode of "Over The Hills," Spencer gets, like, so real when he asks Heidi to marry him. If the original almost made you upchuck your lunch, this version will have you rolling. "Over The Hills" is a spoof of the MTV hit reality show "The Hills," starring Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. For "Over The Hills," Heavy.com replaced the fresh-faced characters with people three times their age, and had them act out scenes using the exact same dialogue. No old people were harmed during the making of "Over The Hills." Heavy can't guarantee the same for the Lauren, Heidi and Spencer.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/42811 Comedy Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:22:20 EDT Comedy In this episode of "Over The Hills," Spencer gets, like, so real when he asks Heidi to marry him. If the original almost made you upchuck your lunch, this version will have you rolling. "Over The Hills" is a spoof of the MTV hit reality show "The Hills," starring Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. For "Over The Hills," Heavy.com replaced the fresh-faced characters with people three times their age, and had them act out scenes using the exact same dialogue. No old people were harmed during the making of "Over The Hills." Heavy can't guarantee the same for the Lauren, Heidi and Spencer.

]]> Over The Hills: Spencer's Sunset Proposal, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/42815 In this episode of "Over The Hills," Heidi sits down for a heart-to-heart with Lauren after a heated confrontation at Club Les Deux. How can this friendship last when Lauren knows that Heidi knows that Spencer knows he did it...and every one knows it? "Over The Hills" is a spoof of the MTV hit reality show "The Hills," starring Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. For "Over The Hills," Heavy.com replaced the fresh-faced characters with people three times their age, and had them act out scenes using the exact same dialogue. No old people were harmed during the making of "Over The Hills." Heavy can't guarantee the same for the Lauren, Heidi and Spencer.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/42815 Comedy Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:25:58 EDT Comedy In this episode of "Over The Hills," Heidi sits down for a heart-to-heart with Lauren after a heated confrontation at Club Les Deux. How can this friendship last when Lauren knows that Heidi knows that Spencer knows he did it...and every one knows it? "Over The Hills" is a spoof of the MTV hit reality show "The Hills," starring Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. For "Over The Hills," Heavy.com replaced the fresh-faced characters with people three times their age, and had them act out scenes using the exact same dialogue. No old people were harmed during the making of "Over The Hills." Heavy can't guarantee the same for the Lauren, Heidi and Spencer.

]]> Over The Hills: Heidi and Lauren Have a Talk, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/42813 In this episode of "Over The Hills," Heidi and Spencer decide to take a break while Heidi visits her family in Colorado. What does Spencer say? "Okey-dokey." "Over The Hills" is a spoof of the MTV hit reality show "The Hills," starring Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. For "Over The Hills," Heavy.com replaced the fresh-faced characters with people three times their age, and had them act out scenes using the exact same dialogue. No old people were harmed during the making of "Over The Hills." Heavy can't guarantee the same for the Lauren, Heidi and Spencer.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/42813 Comedy Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:23:30 EDT Comedy In this episode of "Over The Hills," Heidi and Spencer decide to take a break while Heidi visits her family in Colorado. What does Spencer say? "Okey-dokey." "Over The Hills" is a spoof of the MTV hit reality show "The Hills," starring Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. For "Over The Hills," Heavy.com replaced the fresh-faced characters with people three times their age, and had them act out scenes using the exact same dialogue. No old people were harmed during the making of "Over The Hills." Heavy can't guarantee the same for the Lauren, Heidi and Spencer.

]]> Over The Hills: The Breakup, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/10282 It's morning in the Superficial Friends' skank chamber in the Hall of Anorexia, and Lindsay Lohan has just woken up with "funny man" Dane Cook. After flipping the girls "the shocker", Nicole Richie watches a tivo segment of herself on Pat O'Brien's gossip show "The Insider." She begins to vomit vicodin, due to her supernatural bulimia, when the broadcast is interrupted by CNN's Anderson Cooper, with news that Hillary Clinton is announcing her candidacy for president, running on an anti-heirhead ticket. Richie and the other s***s (Paris Hilton, and twins Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen) decide Clinton must be thwarted, and call upon Britney Spears, who is able to remove panties with her mind. Boarding Brit's Meister Brau jet, the skanks, along with Britney's babies, to try and paint Clinton as a skank. Unfortunately, it is firecrotch fan Bill Clinton who ends up getting exposed, until the bald Britney turns her beaver ray on Hillary, thus ending her candidacy, and ensuring the Supersluts can continue being negative role models. Ultimately, Britney spurns membership in the Superficial Friends to drink tequila and marry Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/10282 Comedy Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:00:20 EDT Comedy It's morning in the Superficial Friends' skank chamber in the Hall of Anorexia, and Lindsay Lohan has just woken up with "funny man" Dane Cook. After flipping the girls "the shocker", Nicole Richie watches a tivo segment of herself on Pat O'Brien's gossip show "The Insider." She begins to vomit vicodin, due to her supernatural bulimia, when the broadcast is interrupted by CNN's Anderson Cooper, with news that Hillary Clinton is announcing her candidacy for president, running on an anti-heirhead ticket. Richie and the other s***s (Paris Hilton, and twins Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen) decide Clinton must be thwarted, and call upon Britney Spears, who is able to remove panties with her mind. Boarding Brit's Meister Brau jet, the skanks, along with Britney's babies, to try and paint Clinton as a skank. Unfortunately, it is firecrotch fan Bill Clinton who ends up getting exposed, until the bald Britney turns her beaver ray on Hillary, thus ending her candidacy, and ensuring the Supersluts can continue being negative role models. Ultimately, Britney spurns membership in the Superficial Friends to drink tequila and marry Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis.

]]> Superficial Friends & Britney vs. Hillary, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/3445 The art of sex tapes, degrading immigrants and high-profile auto wrecks ... learn all this and more with your professor, Paris Hilton. "Behind the Music that Sucks" takes music icons, celebrities and overrated nobodies, and says what VH1's popular biography show, "Behind the Music," refuses to: Wow, these people really suck! Each episode of "Behind the Music that Sucks" is a parody of the most ridiculous, self-important and sucky Hollywood has to offer. "Behind the Music that Sucks," a hilarious cartoon series, is brought to you by Heavy original programming, and broadcast exclusively on Heavy.com.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/3445 Animation Tue, 02 Jan 2007 00:00:00 EST Animation The art of sex tapes, degrading immigrants and high-profile auto wrecks ... learn all this and more with your professor, Paris Hilton. "Behind the Music that Sucks" takes music icons, celebrities and overrated nobodies, and says what VH1's popular biography show, "Behind the Music," refuses to: Wow, these people really suck! Each episode of "Behind the Music that Sucks" is a parody of the most ridiculous, self-important and sucky Hollywood has to offer. "Behind the Music that Sucks," a hilarious cartoon series, is brought to you by Heavy original programming, and broadcast exclusively on Heavy.com.

]]> Paris Hilton Scandal School, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/11908 PREMIERE EPISODE! This anime-inspired series debuts with teen ninja Kung Fu Jimmy Chow exhausted working in the mall food court at an ice cream parlor. After he takes a young blonde teen girl's order, a ninja emerges from the container of ice cream. Jimmy Chow cuts the ninja in half and eludes the evil monkey that continually bites his head. But, an army of purple ninjas emerges. One ninja is able to exploit Jimmy Chow's one true weakness, the purple nurple. Jimmy Chow is in agony, but escapes by fighting a bloody, decapitating, limb-severing battle with a sample spoon. After defeating the ninjas he exclaims to the hot blonde girl and her sexy teen friends how he will avenge the death of Master Chen at the hands of his nemesis, The Purple Lady. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/11908 Comedy Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:04:05 EDT Comedy PREMIERE EPISODE! This anime-inspired series debuts with teen ninja Kung Fu Jimmy Chow exhausted working in the mall food court at an ice cream parlor. After he takes a young blonde teen girl's order, a ninja emerges from the container of ice cream. Jimmy Chow cuts the ninja in half and eludes the evil monkey that continually bites his head. But, an army of purple ninjas emerges. One ninja is able to exploit Jimmy Chow's one true weakness, the purple nurple. Jimmy Chow is in agony, but escapes by fighting a bloody, decapitating, limb-severing battle with a sample spoon. After defeating the ninjas he exclaims to the hot blonde girl and her sexy teen friends how he will avenge the death of Master Chen at the hands of his nemesis, The Purple Lady. Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

]]> KFJC: The 31 Flavors of Shaolin, Copyright Tips http://www.heavy.com/video/12032 It's morning time at the Hall of Anorexia as the Superficial Friends (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, with Space Monkey Seacrest) read Perez Hilton's gossip column for news on their slutty exploits the previous night. Stunned to find themselves starring headlines such as "Jake Gyllenboner" or "Fart City" (after Lohan held down Dakota Fanning's head and farted on it), the s***s question how they can be friends with Perez, considering all he does is rat them out to the tabloids. The truth: Perez, with gamma-ray vision, hypnotizes the Supersluts into remaining "BFFs" in a quest to become the most powerful blogger on the internet. With the help of his pet Chihuahua Neil Patrick Harris, Perez concocts a potion consisting of Red Bull, vodka, and Britney Spears' pubic hair, enabling him to use his blackberry to actually create controversy-generating situations, culminating in a fast-acting case of anorexia that the girls find themselves not wanting to resist. At last, it's Space Monkey Seacrest to the rescue as he steals the blackberry, which is turned on Perez by morphing him into a People Magazine columnist.

]]> http://www.heavy.com/video/12032 Animation Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:52:54 EDT Animation It's morning time at the Hall of Anorexia as the Superficial Friends (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, with Space Monkey Seacrest) read Perez Hilton's gossip column for news on their slutty exploits the previous night. Stunned to find themselves starring headlines such as "Jake Gyllenboner" or "Fart City" (after Lohan held down Dakota Fanning's head and farted on it), the s***s question how they can be friends with Perez, considering all he does is rat them out to the tabloids. The truth: Perez, with gamma-ray vision, hypnotizes the Supersluts into remaining "BFFs" in a quest to become the most powerful blogger on the internet. With the help of his pet Chihuahua Neil Patrick Harris, Perez concocts a potion consisting of Red Bull, vodka, and Britney Spears' pubic hair, enabling him to use his blackberry to actually create controversy-generating situations, culminating in a fast-acting case of anorexia that the girls find themselves not wanting to resist. At last, it's Space Monkey Seacrest to the rescue as he steals the blackberry, which is turned on Perez by morphing him into a People Magazine columnist.

]]> Superficial Friends vs. Perez Hilton, Copyright Tips