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		<title><![CDATA[Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>"Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" is the sequel to 2004's huge hit of comedy "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle." John Cho and Kal Penn returns as the titular duo of stoners, and Neil Patrick Harris also returns as a satirical version of himself.  In the movie, Kumar Patel, the Indian American protagonist of the original film, being mistaken for a 'bomb carrying terrorist' while the pair are trying to use a bong on board a plane en route to Amsterdam. They are incarcerated in a Guantanamo Bay detention camp but manage to escape.  The movie follows their adventures as fugitives from the United States Department of Homeland Security as they travel through Miami to Texas and ultimately find themselves in the ranch-house of President George W. Bush.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41955"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2414/41955_new_0.jpg" alt="Harold &amp; Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:51:17 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>"Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" is the sequel to 2004's huge hit of comedy "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle." John Cho and Kal Penn returns as the titular duo of stoners, and Neil Patrick Harris also returns as a satirical version of himself.  In the movie, Kumar Patel, the Indian American protagonist of the original film, being mistaken for a 'bomb carrying terrorist' while the pair are trying to use a bong on board a plane en route to Amsterdam. They are incarcerated in a Guantanamo Bay detention camp but manage to escape.  The movie follows their adventures as fugitives from the United States Department of Homeland Security as they travel through Miami to Texas and ultimately find themselves in the ranch-house of President George W. Bush.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/41955"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2414/41955_new_0.jpg" alt="Harold &amp; Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[One on One: The Insider's Guide to Prison Survival]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/45491</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Convicts Les Beam and Darrel Jankins take you through the ABCs and 123s of prison survival in One on One. From constructing a shank to making a headband, these insiders know how to handle the hard knock life - yeah, and they'll make you feel how hard it is.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/45491"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/1717/45491_new_1.jpg" alt="One on One: The Insider&#039;s Guide to Prison Survival"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:30:46 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Airport Security ]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/42509</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Kumar gets stopped by airport security and goes ballistic, throwing around scorching insults like "you Matthew Perry-looking b**tch." Burn! </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42509"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2116/42509_new_0.jpg" alt="Airport Security "/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:17:37 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Kumar gets stopped by airport security and goes ballistic, throwing around scorching insults like "you Matthew Perry-looking b**tch." Burn! </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42509"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2116/42509_new_0.jpg" alt="Airport Security "/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bong Onboard]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/42513</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Most people fantasize about having sex in a plane bathroom; Kumar fantasizes about getting high. Unfortunately, he gets mistaken for a terrorist with a bomb when in fact he is just a stoner with a bong.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42513"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2116/42513_new_0.jpg" alt="Bong Onboard"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:25:12 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Goin' to Gitmo]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Federal agents question Harold and Kumar, then ship them off to Gauntanomo Bay. Buzz kill, man.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42517"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2116/42517_new_0.jpg" alt="Goin&#039; to Gitmo"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:27:39 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Federal agents question Harold and Kumar, then ship them off to Gauntanomo Bay. Buzz kill, man.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42517"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2116/42517_new_0.jpg" alt="Goin&#039; to Gitmo"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bonfire Kegger]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/42521</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Harold and Kumar get pissed on by a soused redneck, then party with the KKK like it's 1935.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/42521"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/03/2116/42521_new_0.jpg" alt="Bonfire Kegger"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:31:37 EDT</pubDate>
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