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	<title><![CDATA[Heavy - Moments Of Zen]]></title>
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		<title>Heavy - You Are the Network</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Some things just put it all into perspective.  These are my Zen.]]></description>
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	<ttl>90</ttl>
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		<title><![CDATA[Groovy Dancing Girl]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/38009</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Groovy Dancing Girl</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/38009"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/02/0111/38009.jpg" alt="Groovy Dancing Girl"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Girls</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:23:53 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Groovy Dancing Girl]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Girls</media:category>
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		<title><![CDATA[Terry's Greatest Chops]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/37231</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>For more nutty stuff go to http://www.cornetto.com.au
Garry put this montage together to celebrate my appearance in the Cornetto ad. I love it - Thanks Gaz you legend.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/37231"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/2421/37231.jpg" alt="Terry&#039;s Greatest Chops"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:24:12 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Terry's Greatest Chops]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>For more nutty stuff go to http://www.cornetto.com.au
Garry put this montage together to celebrate my appearance in the Cornetto ad. I love it - Thanks Gaz you legend.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/37231"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/2421/37231.jpg" alt="Terry&#039;s Greatest Chops"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fat Guy Water Slide!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/36233</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hot fun in the summertime!  A really, really, really, really huge topless guy takes a trip on an inflatable water slide.  His tremendous weight takes him even further.  Replayed repeatedly for your fat, funny enjoyment.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/36233"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/1415/36233.jpg" alt="Fat Guy Water Slide!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:25:57 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Fat Guy Water Slide!]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Hot fun in the summertime!  A really, really, really, really huge topless guy takes a trip on an inflatable water slide.  His tremendous weight takes him even further.  Replayed repeatedly for your fat, funny enjoyment.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/36233"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/1415/36233.jpg" alt="Fat Guy Water Slide!"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[RE_CHARLES2]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/36289</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>TALK</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/36289"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/1512/36289_new_0.jpg" alt="RE_CHARLES2"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:33:21 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[RE_CHARLES2]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>TALK</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/36289"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/1512/36289_new_0.jpg" alt="RE_CHARLES2"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Cigarettes Are Good for You!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/34281</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Chesterfield was one of the most recognized brands of cigarettes of the early 20th century, but sales have declined steadily over the years. It was named for Chesterfield County, Virginia. Chesterfields are still being made today (they are still popular in Europe), but have been absent from U.S. advertising for many years. This "public service anouncement" may show you why.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/34281"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/12/1915/34281.jpg" alt="Cigarettes Are Good for You!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:32:31 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Cigarettes Are Good for You!]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Chesterfield was one of the most recognized brands of cigarettes of the early 20th century, but sales have declined steadily over the years. It was named for Chesterfield County, Virginia. Chesterfields are still being made today (they are still popular in Europe), but have been absent from U.S. advertising for many years. This "public service anouncement" may show you why.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/34281"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/12/1915/34281.jpg" alt="Cigarettes Are Good for You!"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Moonboy Hardstyle]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/34185</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Here's a little kid with huge dancing skills. Once the slamming disco beats kick in, he's off on a raving journey to the planet Hard style. Nice pants too.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/34185"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/12/1815/34185.jpg" alt="Moonboy Hardstyle"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:50:24 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Moonboy Hardstyle]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Here's a little kid with huge dancing skills. Once the slamming disco beats kick in, he's off on a raving journey to the planet Hard style. Nice pants too.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/34185"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/12/1815/34185.jpg" alt="Moonboy Hardstyle"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Urban Ninja]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/35145</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Crazy ninja guy does kicks, flips, and then even some more tricks.

This guy takes extreme to a whole new level. In this compilation of clips, this ninja dives off buildings, slides down poles, and flips across floors amid awed onlookers.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/35145"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/0219/35145_1.jpg" alt="Urban Ninja"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Sports</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:01:42 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Urban Ninja]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Sports</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Crazy ninja guy does kicks, flips, and then even some more tricks.

This guy takes extreme to a whole new level. In this compilation of clips, this ninja dives off buildings, slides down poles, and flips across floors amid awed onlookers.
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/35145"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/0219/35145_1.jpg" alt="Urban Ninja"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Eu De Choppe - Terry Chops the Chanel No 5]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/35171</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>http://terryschopshop.blogspot.com

Nostrils flared enhance
my lingering wonder.
Why was it you wandered.
Leaving behind memoirs
so strongly scented your
beauty remains firm with
true form. 
Yet, I know like essence
a fragrant redolence,
time like wind will
dilute eau de too.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/35171"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/0300/35171_2.jpg" alt="Eu De Choppe - Terry Chops the Chanel No 5"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:18:36 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Eu De Choppe - Terry Chops the Chanel No 5]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>http://terryschopshop.blogspot.com

Nostrils flared enhance
my lingering wonder.
Why was it you wandered.
Leaving behind memoirs
so strongly scented your
beauty remains firm with
true form. 
Yet, I know like essence
a fragrant redolence,
time like wind will
dilute eau de too.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/35171"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/0300/35171_2.jpg" alt="Eu De Choppe - Terry Chops the Chanel No 5"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Amazing mountain swooping BASE video]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/35247</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Take a look at the most daring B.A.S.E. jumpers flying just arm-length away from the mountain.. and certain death.
www.bird-man.com</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/35247"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/0314/35247.jpg" alt="Amazing mountain swooping BASE video"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Sports</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:12:33 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Amazing mountain swooping BASE video]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Sports</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Take a look at the most daring B.A.S.E. jumpers flying just arm-length away from the mountain.. and certain death.
www.bird-man.com</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/35247"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/01/0314/35247.jpg" alt="Amazing mountain swooping BASE video"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[2007:  A Year To Love]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/33729</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Relive all the biggest pop cultural events of 2007 ... as a romantic comedy!   Who will be able to resist tearing up with such touching dialog focusing on 2007's greatest technological advances (such as the iPhone and Hi-Def), political hot-button issues (such as Al Gore's efforts to raise awareness of global warming, and the resignations of Karl Rove and Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez), pop culture's strangest icons (including Tila Tequila, the gay Harry Potter wizard, Kim Kardashian's sex tape) and much much more?  This beautiful love story will make you laugh and cry like no other year-in-review, but don't take our word for it!  See what these faux reviews have to say!

"Four stars!" - Daily Variety
"Two Thumbs Up!" - Ebert and Roeper
"What?" - The Hollywood Reporter </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/33729"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/12/1313/33729_new_0.jpg" alt="2007:  A Year To Love"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:51:57 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[2007:  A Year To Love]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Relive all the biggest pop cultural events of 2007 ... as a romantic comedy!   Who will be able to resist tearing up with such touching dialog focusing on 2007's greatest technological advances (such as the iPhone and Hi-Def), political hot-button issues (such as Al Gore's efforts to raise awareness of global warming, and the resignations of Karl Rove and Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez), pop culture's strangest icons (including Tila Tequila, the gay Harry Potter wizard, Kim Kardashian's sex tape) and much much more?  This beautiful love story will make you laugh and cry like no other year-in-review, but don't take our word for it!  See what these faux reviews have to say!

"Four stars!" - Daily Variety
"Two Thumbs Up!" - Ebert and Roeper
"What?" - The Hollywood Reporter </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/33729"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/12/1313/33729_new_0.jpg" alt="2007:  A Year To Love"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[bush loves tony blair]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/31087</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>bush song</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/31087"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/11/1905/31087.jpg" alt="bush loves tony blair"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:48:51 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[bush loves tony blair]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>bush song</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/31087"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/11/1905/31087.jpg" alt="bush loves tony blair"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Wings]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/28263</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you're a dude, and you're gonna run around topless, you might as well freak people out with your anatomy.  What we're wondering his, how did he discover he could do such weird things with his shoulder blades?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/28263"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/10/2312/28263.jpg" alt="The Wings"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:07:33 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[The Wings]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>If you're a dude, and you're gonna run around topless, you might as well freak people out with your anatomy.  What we're wondering his, how did he discover he could do such weird things with his shoulder blades?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/28263"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/10/2312/28263.jpg" alt="The Wings"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Flip into the Ocean]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/28257</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A brave diver attempts a backflip from a large rock into the ocean.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/28257"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/10/2311/28257.jpg" alt="Flip into the Ocean"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:57:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A brave diver attempts a backflip from a large rock into the ocean.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/28257"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/10/2311/28257.jpg" alt="Flip into the Ocean"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Moshing Cats]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/21425</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The crazy Russian woman with 130 cats became a viral video sensation on its own, but NOW, it has been "mashed-up" with a classic tune from hardcore band Bracewar.  The result: a kitty mosh-pit!  You'll need "Nine Lives" to enter this pit!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/21425"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/2113/21425.jpg" alt="Moshing Cats"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:49:07 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The crazy Russian woman with 130 cats became a viral video sensation on its own, but NOW, it has been "mashed-up" with a classic tune from hardcore band Bracewar.  The result: a kitty mosh-pit!  You'll need "Nine Lives" to enter this pit!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/21425"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/2113/21425.jpg" alt="Moshing Cats"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jack-Off!!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/23315</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Kangeroo with needs</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/23315"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/09/0520/23315.jpg" alt="Jack-Off!!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Animals</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:56:12 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Jack-Off!!]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Animals</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Kangeroo with needs</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/23315"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/09/0520/23315.jpg" alt="Jack-Off!!"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[I am - Not Helping an Old Lady Across the Street ]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/20095</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Not Helping an Old Lady Across the Street </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20095"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1011/20095_2.jpg" alt="I am - Not Helping an Old Lady Across the Street "/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:10:48 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[I am - Not Helping an Old Lady Across the Street ]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Not Helping an Old Lady Across the Street </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20095"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1011/20095_2.jpg" alt="I am - Not Helping an Old Lady Across the Street "/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Boozy Sheep Abduction]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1808</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This crazy-a*s clown chases and kidnaps sheep.  Hey...sheep herding is a sport, right?  Blisster is the spot to find all of your favorite scorching hot sports vids that are sure to leave a mark.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1808"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1611/1808_new_0.jpg" alt="Boozy Sheep Abduction"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Animals</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/1808"></media:player>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Boozy Sheep Abduction]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Animals</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This crazy-a*s clown chases and kidnaps sheep.  Hey...sheep herding is a sport, right?  Blisster is the spot to find all of your favorite scorching hot sports vids that are sure to leave a mark.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1808"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1611/1808_new_0.jpg" alt="Boozy Sheep Abduction"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jumping through hoops]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/20657</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>That?s it!  Move, shake, gyrate!  Freedom is just a short step away through that door.  Women striving and thriving in Safety First: the Rise of Women! </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20657"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1414/20657.jpg" alt="Jumping through hoops"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:51:15 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Jumping through hoops]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>That?s it!  Move, shake, gyrate!  Freedom is just a short step away through that door.  Women striving and thriving in Safety First: the Rise of Women! </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20657"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1414/20657.jpg" alt="Jumping through hoops"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[D*ck Winston's Nuggets: Embezzlement]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/20421</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The company you work for is wasting their money anyway, why not give yourself a raise.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20421"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1310/20421.jpg" alt="D*ck Winston&#039;s Nuggets: Embezzlement"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:49:37 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[D*ck Winston's Nuggets: Embezzlement]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The company you work for is wasting their money anyway, why not give yourself a raise.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20421"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1310/20421.jpg" alt="D*ck Winston&#039;s Nuggets: Embezzlement"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[D*ck Winston's Nuggets: Office S**t]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/20425</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Breast cleavage...Butt cleavage...exposed thong underwear...What does it all mean? D*ck will uncover the myths and meanings behind the signals that females use in the office.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20425"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1310/20425.jpg" alt="D*ck Winston&#039;s Nuggets: Office S**t"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Girls</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:55:50 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[D*ck Winston's Nuggets: Office S**t]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Girls</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Breast cleavage...Butt cleavage...exposed thong underwear...What does it all mean? D*ck will uncover the myths and meanings behind the signals that females use in the office.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20425"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1310/20425.jpg" alt="D*ck Winston&#039;s Nuggets: Office S**t"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[FRAN ON FILM: Bourne Ultimate]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/20229</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>THE HEAVY SHOW presents FRAN ON FILM, a real man's movie review column. This week, Fran gives you his "special" man-ssessment of the summer's dude-liest flick, "Bourne Ultimate" ("The Bourne Ultimatum.")  Hear what a real man thinks of Matt Damon's awesome cop-car-crashing, jaw-breaking, rooftop-jumping film,  the last installment of the Bourne trilogy (which also includes "The Bourne Identity" and "The Bourne Supremacy").  It's FRAN ON FILM, and you don't want to miss it.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20229"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1112/20229_new_0.jpg" alt="FRAN ON FILM: Bourne Ultimate"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:26:10 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>THE HEAVY SHOW presents FRAN ON FILM, a real man's movie review column. This week, Fran gives you his "special" man-ssessment of the summer's dude-liest flick, "Bourne Ultimate" ("The Bourne Ultimatum.")  Hear what a real man thinks of Matt Damon's awesome cop-car-crashing, jaw-breaking, rooftop-jumping film,  the last installment of the Bourne trilogy (which also includes "The Bourne Identity" and "The Bourne Supremacy").  It's FRAN ON FILM, and you don't want to miss it.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/20229"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/1112/20229_new_0.jpg" alt="FRAN ON FILM: Bourne Ultimate"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[The sun at 195nm]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/10414</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hell yeah! That's hot.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/10414"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/03/2916/10414_4.jpg" alt="The sun at 195nm"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Technology</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:57:34 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[The sun at 195nm]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Technology</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Hell yeah! That's hot.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/10414"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/03/2916/10414_4.jpg" alt="The sun at 195nm"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Hey There Delilah]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/18805</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>An Interpretation of the song "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's

Special guest appearance by John Cena</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/18805"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/3122/18805_1.jpg" alt="Hey There Delilah"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:10:32 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Hey There Delilah]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>An Interpretation of the song "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's

Special guest appearance by John Cena</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/18805"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/3122/18805_1.jpg" alt="Hey There Delilah"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[baby vs. cobra]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/14378</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>cobra has sewed mouth, crazy parents let child play with it</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/14378"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/0414/14378.jpg" alt="baby vs. cobra"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:22:02 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[baby vs. cobra]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>cobra has sewed mouth, crazy parents let child play with it</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/14378"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/0414/14378.jpg" alt="baby vs. cobra"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Homeland Security PSA]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/6409</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A homeland security psa for all who have blunt smoking chillins</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/6409"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/06/2312/6409_2.jpg" alt="Homeland Security PSA"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:09:14 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Homeland Security PSA]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A homeland security psa for all who have blunt smoking chillins</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/6409"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/06/2312/6409_2.jpg" alt="Homeland Security PSA"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Teens, Lawers and Consensual Sex]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/517</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Teen couple get hot and heavy.  And so do their lawyers.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/517"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/10/2600/517_2.jpg" alt="Teens, Lawers and Consensual Sex"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Teens, Lawers and Consensual Sex]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Teen couple get hot and heavy.  And so do their lawyers.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/517"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/10/2600/517_2.jpg" alt="Teens, Lawers and Consensual Sex"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Drunk Squirrel]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/8872</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hammered squirrel runs around naked, keeps falling his a*s, and couldn't find his nuts if you paid him. Kind of like you a couple of nights ago.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/8872"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/03/0516/8872.jpg" alt="Drunk Squirrel"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:55:54 EST</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Drunk Squirrel]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Hammered squirrel runs around naked, keeps falling his a*s, and couldn't find his nuts if you paid him. Kind of like you a couple of nights ago.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/8872"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/03/0516/8872.jpg" alt="Drunk Squirrel"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[I am - Jazzy Pants of the Day]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/16487</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>I am - Jazzy Pants of the Day</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/16487"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/0723/16487.jpg" alt="I am - Jazzy Pants of the Day"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 23:04:51 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[I am - Jazzy Pants of the Day]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>I am - Jazzy Pants of the Day</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/16487"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/0723/16487.jpg" alt="I am - Jazzy Pants of the Day"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[George W Bush]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/17728</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Can this guy spit out a whole sentence?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/17728"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/2311/17728.jpg" alt="George W Bush"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/17728</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:03:00 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/17728"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/2311/17728.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[George W Bush]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Can this guy spit out a whole sentence?</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/17728"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/2311/17728.jpg" alt="George W Bush"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>George W Bush, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Shots & neons]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/14437</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Shots & neons</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/14437"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/0510/14437.jpg" alt="Shots &amp; neons"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/14437</guid>
				<category>Music</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:04:41 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/14437"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/0510/14437.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Shots & neons]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Music</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Shots & neons</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/14437"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/0510/14437.jpg" alt="Shots &amp; neons"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Morning Time]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/13929</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Morning Time</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/13929"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/2913/13929_2.jpg" alt="Morning Time"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/13929</guid>
				<category>Music</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 13:39:24 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/13929"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/2913/13929_2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Morning Time]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Music</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Morning Time</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/13929"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/2913/13929_2.jpg" alt="Morning Time"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Geese March]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/16940</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>these is what US soldier do when they have free time, train the geese</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/16940"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/1311/16940.jpg" alt="Geese March"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/16940</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:59:40 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/16940"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/1311/16940.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Geese March]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>these is what US soldier do when they have free time, train the geese</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/16940"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/07/1311/16940.jpg" alt="Geese March"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ice Fushing]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/14967</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Eskomo Ice Fishing</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/14967"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/1213/14967.jpg" alt="Ice Fushing"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/14967</guid>
				<category>Animals</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:54:36 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/14967"></media:player>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Ice Fushing]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Animals</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Eskomo Ice Fishing</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/14967"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/1213/14967.jpg" alt="Ice Fushing"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Ice Fushing, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ronaldinha]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/15232</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>She good!!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/15232"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/1623/15232.jpg" alt="Ronaldinha"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/15232</guid>
				<category>Girls</category>
				<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 23:41:14 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/15232"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/1623/15232.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Ronaldinha]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Girls</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>She good!!</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/15232"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/06/1623/15232.jpg" alt="Ronaldinha"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Ronaldinha, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lions Battle Hyenas]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/10440</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>After a group of lionesses make a kill, they settle down to enjoy a feast. But a pack of marauding heyenas try and steal the meat and an all out brawl ensues. The lionesses get housed by the heyenas and have to leave, but revenge is left to the big man... To the Beasie Boys' "Sabatoge."
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/10440"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1615/10440_new_0.jpg" alt="Lions Battle Hyenas"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/10440</guid>
				<category>Animals</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:03:21 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/10440"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1615/10440_new_0.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Lions Battle Hyenas]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Animals</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>After a group of lionesses make a kill, they settle down to enjoy a feast. But a pack of marauding heyenas try and steal the meat and an all out brawl ensues. The lionesses get housed by the heyenas and have to leave, but revenge is left to the big man... To the Beasie Boys' "Sabatoge."
</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/10440"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/05/1615/10440_new_0.jpg" alt="Lions Battle Hyenas"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Lions Battle Hyenas, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Charlie the Unicorn]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/22281</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>See for youself...</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/22281"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/2720/22281.jpg" alt="Charlie the Unicorn"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/22281</guid>
				<category>Animation</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:42:25 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/22281"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/2720/22281.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Charlie the Unicorn]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Animation</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>See for youself...</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/22281"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/08/2720/22281.jpg" alt="Charlie the Unicorn"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Electro-cook Your Hotdog]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/6111</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is how Texans cook their hotdog. Don?t try this at home (but if you do keep, a fire extinguisher nearby).</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/6111"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0113/6111_new_0.jpg" alt="Electro-cook Your Hotdog"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/6111</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 19:27:37 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/6111"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0113/6111_new_0.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Electro-cook Your Hotdog]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This is how Texans cook their hotdog. Don?t try this at home (but if you do keep, a fire extinguisher nearby).</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/6111"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2008/04/0113/6111_new_0.jpg" alt="Electro-cook Your Hotdog"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
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		<title><![CDATA[Flying Dogs!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/1283</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Super hip video of editorial style dogs flying to electronic music.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1283"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2000/1283_2.jpg" alt="Flying Dogs!"/></a></p>]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/1283"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2000/1283_2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Flying Dogs!]]></media:title>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Super hip video of editorial style dogs flying to electronic music.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/1283"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2006/01/2000/1283_2.jpg" alt="Flying Dogs!"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Flying Dogs!, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Peep This]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/11703</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Dancing marshmallow has some sweet moves. Hoo boy.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/11703"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/04/2015/11703.jpg" alt="Peep This"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/11703</guid>
				<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:03:37 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/11703"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/04/2015/11703.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Peep This]]></media:title>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Dancing marshmallow has some sweet moves. Hoo boy.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/11703"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/04/2015/11703.jpg" alt="Peep This"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Peep This, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Hard to get a good surf Dont try at home :P]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/13977</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>A guy gotta surf right </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/13977"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/3011/13977.jpg" alt="Hard to get a good surf Dont try at home :P"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/13977</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 11:27:35 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/13977"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/3011/13977.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Hard to get a good surf Dont try at home :P]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>A guy gotta surf right </p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/13977"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/3011/13977.jpg" alt="Hard to get a good surf Dont try at home :P"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Hard to get a good surf Dont try at home :P, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Seated Soccer]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/10730</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This guy's got the soccer ball juggling down.  Now he just needs a team, or some friends.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/10730"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/04/0412/14f0b7c7d6aa8fb1a759be29ae397bbb.jpg" alt="Seated Soccer"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/10730</guid>
				<category>Sports</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:04:36 EDT</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/10730"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/04/0412/14f0b7c7d6aa8fb1a759be29ae397bbb.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Seated Soccer]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Sports</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>This guy's got the soccer ball juggling down.  Now he just needs a team, or some friends.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/10730"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/04/0412/14f0b7c7d6aa8fb1a759be29ae397bbb.jpg" alt="Seated Soccer"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Seated Soccer, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Cube]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/8936</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Robot attacks city.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/8936"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/03/0811/74d1cf4d01241390521f77f7a56b09d0.jpg" alt="Cube"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/8936</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:08:29 EST</pubDate>
		<media:player url="http://www.heavy.com/video/8936"></media:player>
		<media:thumbnail url="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/03/0811/74d1cf4d01241390521f77f7a56b09d0.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
		<media:title><![CDATA[Cube]]></media:title>
				<media:category>Comedy</media:category>
				<media:credit><![CDATA[]]></media:credit>
		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Robot attacks city.</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/8936"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/video_assets/2007/03/0811/74d1cf4d01241390521f77f7a56b09d0.jpg" alt="Cube"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Cube, </media:keywords>
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		<title><![CDATA[Do-It-Yourself Hovercraft]]></title>
		<link>http://www.heavy.com/video/12597</link>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Stan Taylor and his physics class at Miles Community College built a hovercraft powered by an average electronic leafblower - watch it in action!Print designs at:http://www.amasci.com/amateur/hovercft.html</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/12597"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/0620/12597_1.jpg" alt="Do-It-Yourself Hovercraft"/></a></p>]]></description>
		<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.heavy.com/video/12597</guid>
				<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 20:43:52 EDT</pubDate>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[Do-It-Yourself Hovercraft]]></media:title>
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		<media:text type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Stan Taylor and his physics class at Miles Community College built a hovercraft powered by an average electronic leafblower - watch it in action!Print designs at:http://www.amasci.com/amateur/hovercft.html</p><p><a href="http://www.heavy.com/video/12597"><img src="http://www.heavy.com/images/gen/constrain/320/240/90/videothumbs/2007/05/0620/12597_1.jpg" alt="Do-It-Yourself Hovercraft"/></a></p>]]></media:text>
				<media:keywords>Do-It-Yourself Hovercraft, </media:keywords>
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